Where’s my dinner, birtch?!

posted on 21 Mar 2013 in Chinglish, Toys

We swirtched to more gender-appropriate toys

Photo courtesy of Laurin Swango.
Found in Dallas (imported from China). 

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  1. Algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    She’ll end up with a bark ache

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Kirsch.

  3. jjhitt | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    The monster under the bed.
    The people under the stairs.
    The thing of the kitchen.
    Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!

  4. jjhitt | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Make me a sandwirch.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Go Barbie Grill, fry the damn Thing!

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a female kirchen thing, goes with female nursing thing.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    - And what will you cook today, honey?
    - No thing!

  8. SF | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The German way of fighting church disaffection (kirchen = churches)

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    If they were looking for a stand-out product name, how about Kidchen?

  10. Droll not Troll | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The thing of the kitchen is usually kept in The Third Drawer Down.

  11. Sparky | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The thing of the kirchen brought to you by the Aadams Farmily.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Mädchen thing belongs to the kirchen thing

  13. l2646134 | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It comes with a cleaning kit.

  14. J-Luke | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Feel assured that they will someday cook delicious meals for you…

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I feel assured it’s made by ”Toys-R-Ass(u-red)”

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @ jjhitt: Ice Sand Wirch?

  17. Frank Burns | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Good for making pretend dumblings.

  18. Droll not Troll | 7:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This toy comes with sound; it plays Shake, Rattle and Roll.
    “Get out in that kitchen, rattle those pots and pans.”

  19. Lora | 7:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It may be gender biased, but it’s not as bad as their Heck’s Kirchen, complete with an inflatable Cherf Ramsay.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    - Mommy! I want Hello Kitschy!

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    - Why is the girl thing in the kirchen thing holding the pirchfork thing?
    - To feel assured!

  22. Marum | 9:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @SF und 72rd.
    Das Kirchendinge ist staendiges Rumgebumsen mit die Klosterschwester.:)

  23. Marum | 10:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 5  

    Q. Why did the woman cross the road?

    A. What the hell was she doing out of the kitchen?

  24. Peter | 10:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Now where’s that piece of birch?

  25. Marum | 10:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh! Yes thing. Yes thing. YES! YES! YES! (Morticia Adams)

  26. Marum | 10:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Brainwash your children, with gender stereotyping toys from Mattel.

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Play happily and satisfy yourself before leaving the kirchen counter

  28. Marum | 10:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    EDIT: Klosterschwesterin.

  29. GwydionM | 11:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Thing of the Kitchen is not watching where it is putting its hands

  30. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No Thing is scarier than Hell’o'Kitty

  31. Bob T | 1:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    She’s not barefoot; too young to be pregnant.
    So far she’s running one out of three.

  32. RT | 2:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    wife-beater, divorce paper and restraining order not included

  33. iLock | 7:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    “Aww is that your daughter?”

    “No she’s just the thing of the kirchen, we don’t
    know if she came with a name or not so we call her that”

  34. Blain | 8:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Not strictly accurate as she is not barefoot. That only happens when you buy the $20 trailer park kit that includes the case of beer and the dog.

  35. Birr | 10:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thank you, Thing.

  36. PoniPoniPoni | 10:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In German, “Kirchen” is the plural of “Kirche”, which means “Church”…

  37. Angie | 7:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ermahgerd! Cookin’ chirckens in the kirchen!

  38. Doctor Q | 11:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    She’s not human! She’s the thing of the kirchen!

  39. piichan | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    erhmagherd, kirchen

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