You must think with your buttocks

posted on 19 Mar 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Let your mind go

Photo courtesy of Jennifer Raskin.
 Public ladies room sign in Qing Dao, China.

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m a consciously shy girl

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: Do not accidentally pee

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    …. or you could accidentally 3 of a kind.

  4. Jonnytbone | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    But if you’re unconscious it’s OK to let it mellow.

  5. Algernon | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    After a clean air urination

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Be embarrassed now and avoid the rush.

  7. Ben | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Because if you don’t stop to think about it, you might frush instead.

  8. Chuck | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    With excitement ?
    Or em-bare-ass-ment ?

  9. jjhitt | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s not just a bowel movement, it’s an EXPERIENCE!

  10. jjhitt | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    OM Mani Padme Gurgle gurgle gurgle….

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Disclaimer: Not a medical treatment for water on the brain.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The great Chinese brain drain starts here.

  13. Mr. Wrong | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s involuntary when you realize you’ve blundered into the ladies’ room.

  14. mickeygreeneyes | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    And I did Transcendental Meditation for all those years so I could do THIS?

  15. Frank Burns | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    I would rather royally flush.

  16. Frank Burns | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Subconsiously I just peed all over the rim.

  17. Stopchicks | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Transcendental Defecation?

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Flush before rising from the seat, then you’ll be fully conscious!

  19. Droll not Troll | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I think, therefore it’s gone.

  20. DrLex | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I flush, therefore I am.

  21. DrLex | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    I am constipated, therefore I don’t flush.

  22. Biff the Understudy | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    … or you get the hose again.

  23. Droll not Troll | 6:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, flUsh! Sorry, ladies! *closes coat*

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just don’t flush the whole pool

  25. davonblr | 8:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Stare deeply, …deeply, into the white porcelain bowl. *Flushing Noises*

  26. Nonsuch Ned | 8:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If you’re conscientious your conscience will compel continuous conscious flushing.

  27. Nonsuch Ned | 9:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    unless you incontinently gush, and uncontrollably blush
    in which case we ask you to be considerate and use a mop and a brush.

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You flush, you!

  29. Marum | 11:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Could be an order.

    You! Consciously flush.

  30. Lobo | 12:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I poop, therefore I am.

  31. GwydionM | 12:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Flush once to get a Stream of Consciousness

  32. Marum | 12:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It was a flush and go situation.

  33. Marum | 12:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    O’ Piddly Boy

    ♫Then I will hear you softly flush above me,
    And you will warm and softer pee,
    Then the seat will be up until you put it down,
    And it will lie and wait until you return again♪

  34. Marum | 12:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    Canopy = (can-no-pee) An ailment suffered by elderley scotsmen.

  35. Marum | 12:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A sudden jet of ice-cold water up your —- would certainly render you concious.

  36. Paolo | 12:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Too, shy shy, flush flush, eye to eye…
    Kajagogoo anyone? Consciously, of course!

  37. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Me Toilet. You flush.

  38. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I can only do it in a Rapid Bowel Movement sleep

  39. Sparky | 7:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Sign for smart ass.

  40. Peter | 10:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    AFTER having unconsciously pooped (!!)

  41. KBurchfiel | 10:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like the sign essentially says “please flush it yourself.”

  42. me | 12:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s funny because I consciously don’t flush. The horrified screams really make my day.

  43. Fredly Frendson | 1:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Or Not…

  44. Doctor Q | 12:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    / flush flush / Hey, i’m awake.

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