You must think with your buttocks

I’m a consciously shy girl

CAUTION: Do not accidentally pee

…. or you could accidentally 3 of a kind.

But if you’re unconscious it’s OK to let it mellow.

After a clean air urination

Be embarrassed now and avoid the rush.

Because if you don’t stop to think about it, you might frush instead.

With excitement ?
Or em-bare-ass-ment ?

It’s not just a bowel movement, it’s an EXPERIENCE!

OM Mani Padme Gurgle gurgle gurgle….

Disclaimer: Not a medical treatment for water on the brain.

The great Chinese brain drain starts here.

It’s involuntary when you realize you’ve blundered into the ladies’ room.

And I did Transcendental Meditation for all those years so I could do THIS?

I would rather royally flush.

Subconsiously I just peed all over the rim.

Transcendental Defecation?

Flush before rising from the seat, then you’ll be fully conscious!

I think, therefore it’s gone.

I flush, therefore I am.

I am constipated, therefore I don’t flush.

… or you get the hose again.

Oh, flUsh! Sorry, ladies! *closes coat*

Just don’t flush the whole pool

Stare deeply, …deeply, into the white porcelain bowl. *Flushing Noises*

If you’re conscientious your conscience will compel continuous conscious flushing.

unless you incontinently gush, and uncontrollably blush
in which case we ask you to be considerate and use a mop and a brush.

You flush, you!

Could be an order.

You! Consciously flush.

I poop, therefore I am.

Flush once to get a Stream of Consciousness

It was a flush and go situation.

O’ Piddly Boy

♫Then I will hear you softly flush above me,
And you will warm and softer pee,
Then the seat will be up until you put it down,
And it will lie and wait until you return again♪

Canopy = (can-no-pee) An ailment suffered by elderley scotsmen.

A sudden jet of ice-cold water up your —- would certainly render you concious.

Too, shy shy, flush flush, eye to eye…
Kajagogoo anyone? Consciously, of course!

Me Toilet. You flush.

I can only do it in a Rapid Bowel Movement sleep

Sign for smart ass.

AFTER having unconsciously pooped (!!)

Looks like the sign essentially says “please flush it yourself.”

That’s funny because I consciously don’t flush. The horrified screams really make my day.

Or Not…

/ flush flush / Hey, i’m awake.