You must think with your buttocks

posted on 19 Mar 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Let your mind go

Photo courtesy of Jennifer Raskin.
 Public ladies room sign in Qing Dao, China.

44 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |

    I’m a consciously shy girl

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |

    CAUTION: Do not accidentally pee

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    …. or you could accidentally 3 of a kind.

  4. Jonnytbone | 4:17 am |

    But if you’re unconscious it’s OK to let it mellow.

  5. Algernon | 4:19 am |

    After a clean air urination

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |

    Be embarrassed now and avoid the rush.

  7. Ben | 4:30 am |

    Because if you don’t stop to think about it, you might frush instead.

  8. Chuck | 4:37 am |

    With excitement ?
    Or em-bare-ass-ment ?

  9. jjhitt | 4:50 am |

    It’s not just a bowel movement, it’s an EXPERIENCE!

  10. jjhitt | 4:53 am |

    OM Mani Padme Gurgle gurgle gurgle….

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:56 am |

    Disclaimer: Not a medical treatment for water on the brain.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:58 am |

    The great Chinese brain drain starts here.

  13. Mr. Wrong | 5:00 am |

    It’s involuntary when you realize you’ve blundered into the ladies’ room.

  14. mickeygreeneyes | 5:11 am |

    And I did Transcendental Meditation for all those years so I could do THIS?

  15. Frank Burns | 5:23 am |

    I would rather royally flush.

  16. Frank Burns | 5:25 am |

    Subconsiously I just peed all over the rim.

  17. Stopchicks | 5:27 am |

    Transcendental Defecation?

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:36 am |

    Flush before rising from the seat, then you’ll be fully conscious!

  19. Droll not Troll | 5:46 am |

    I think, therefore it’s gone.

  20. DrLex | 6:18 am |

    I flush, therefore I am.

  21. DrLex | 6:19 am |

    I am constipated, therefore I don’t flush.

  22. Biff the Understudy | 6:42 am |

    … or you get the hose again.

  23. Droll not Troll | 6:47 am |

    Oh, flUsh! Sorry, ladies! *closes coat*

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:10 am |

    Just don’t flush the whole pool

  25. davonblr | 8:25 am |

    Stare deeply, …deeply, into the white porcelain bowl. *Flushing Noises*

  26. Nonsuch Ned | 8:57 am |

    If you’re conscientious your conscience will compel continuous conscious flushing.

  27. Nonsuch Ned | 9:02 am |

    unless you incontinently gush, and uncontrollably blush
    in which case we ask you to be considerate and use a mop and a brush.

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:46 am |

    You flush, you!

  29. Marum | 11:10 am |

    Could be an order.

    You! Consciously flush.

  30. Lobo | 12:17 pm |

    I poop, therefore I am.

  31. GwydionM | 12:18 pm |

    Flush once to get a Stream of Consciousness

  32. Marum | 12:29 pm |

    It was a flush and go situation.

  33. Marum | 12:40 pm |

    O’ Piddly Boy

    ♫Then I will hear you softly flush above me,
    And you will warm and softer pee,
    Then the seat will be up until you put it down,
    And it will lie and wait until you return again♪

  34. Marum | 12:43 pm |

    Canopy = (can-no-pee) An ailment suffered by elderley scotsmen.

  35. Marum | 12:52 pm |

    A sudden jet of ice-cold water up your —- would certainly render you concious.

  36. Paolo | 12:54 pm |

    Too, shy shy, flush flush, eye to eye…
    Kajagogoo anyone? Consciously, of course!

  37. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:30 pm |

    Me Toilet. You flush.

  38. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:32 pm |

    I can only do it in a Rapid Bowel Movement sleep

  39. Sparky | 7:55 am |

    Sign for smart ass.

  40. Peter | 10:08 am |

    AFTER having unconsciously pooped (!!)

  41. KBurchfiel | 10:54 am |

    Looks like the sign essentially says “please flush it yourself.”

  42. me | 12:42 pm |

    That’s funny because I consciously don’t flush. The horrified screams really make my day.

  43. Fredly Frendson | 1:13 pm |

    Or Not…

  44. Doctor Q | 12:04 pm |

    / flush flush / Hey, i’m awake.

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