“Nailpolish remover” that simply removes the nail.

posted on 22 Apr 2013 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Tony Thompson.
Variation of this set posted here previously.

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  1. JohnZ | 4:11 am |

    You can find it in our shelves right next to the russian roulette set.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |

    R2D2 reparature set?

  3. J-Luke | 4:21 am |

    Remove your callus in Chinese style…

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |

    Manicure? Screw that!

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |

    Too bad there’s only one screwdriver – a strong anesthetic is always welcome

  6. J-Luke | 4:25 am |

    In other words: when you’re in a pinch you are screwed, because you couldn’t cut it.

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:25 am |

    The perfect manicure set for the torture chamber

  8. Sparky | 4:28 am |

    Thats a hard way to get nailed.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:30 am |

    Finally I can fix my lamb

  10. jjhitt | 4:39 am |

    Liyu Manicure Set: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

  11. jjhitt | 4:40 am |

    Is “Luyi” Chinese for “stumpy” ?

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:50 am |

    The emphasis is on “manic”…

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:51 am |

    This is for manicures? Come on, pull the other one!

  14. iLock | 4:54 am |

    Marketed by Admiral General Aladeen.

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:54 am |

    Their cookery set includes a machete, a flame thrower and a concrete mixer.

  16. DrLex | 4:58 am |

    Manicure set for the Cyberdyne Systems Model 101.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:00 am |

    The ‘lip & eye remover’ is a thing of the past!

  18. iLock | 5:00 am |

    Found in the Health and Brutality section.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:05 am |

    Now, who needs the Spanish Inquisition?

  20. Tong | 5:06 am |

    All residents of Guantanamo Bay get their sets free.

  21. iLock | 5:07 am |

    The builders’ set lets you build a house with ease
    featuring nail scissors an emery board, nail polish remover
    and cotton balls.

  22. faulty wiring | 5:08 am |

    Buy 2 and receive a free Black & Decker Brazilian brushcutter

  23. iLock | 5:16 am |

    Sadism & Manicurism

  24. Algernon | 5:20 am |

    Looks more for the removal of nails than care

  25. iLock | 5:23 am |

    I wouldn’t be surprised seeing these in stores here soon.
    We just had the gay marriage bill passed in New Zealand.
    Given Liyu’s crude nature they will probably market them
    towards the ‘butch types’.
    ‘Buy your Anniversary gift from Liyu!’

  26. jjhitt | 5:23 am |

    Where’s the hammer?

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:48 am |

    CAUTION: It may produce small parts, not suitable for children and mischievous cook

  28. Lollerskate | 6:19 am |

    No doubt Jax is the store manager!

  29. Frank Burns | 6:50 am |

    I sure don’t want to see the pedicure set.

  30. Lora | 7:17 am |

    I guess one way to break a nail-biting habit is to remove them…

  31. Marum | 8:14 am |

    Approved by Chairman Mao.

  32. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:47 am |

    Found in the Ministry of State Security commissary.

  33. Marum | 9:26 am |

    STRUTH! in advertising

  34. Marum | 9:27 am |

    Also makes children eat Broccoli.

  35. Marum | 9:31 am |

    Jaqckie Onassis used this to get the Callus off Aristotle’s male part.

  36. Marum | 9:32 am |

    Edit = Jackie

  37. Marum | 9:34 am |

    Highly recommended by Torquemada.

  38. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:41 am |

    For all Nine Inch Nails fans

  39. GwydionM | 11:24 am |

    Made in China. Intended for the Mordor market.

  40. Garst | 11:42 am |

    This is why you go to the Koreans for manicures!

  41. davonblr | 2:12 pm |

    If that’s the manicure set, I’d hate to see the shaving kit!

  42. RT | 3:51 pm |

    also try our new facial kit. includes blowtorch, serrated butterfly knife and highly concentrated acid.

  43. RT | 3:52 pm |

    hi, i’m bob vila, and today we will showing you how to perform a manicure

  44. kateybaby | 9:35 pm |

    For all of your ingrown and curling nail needs.

  45. iLock | 1:05 am |

    In the Hair-care aisle you can find a wonderful new
    range of Fear-dryers and Operant Conditioners.

  46. smzkty | 6:13 pm |

    For robots…

  47. Mark From Oakville | 10:06 pm |

    CIA Manicure set

  48. emily | 2:40 am |

    @jjhitt, the hammer is in the hairdressing set !

  49. NeoRage | 2:42 pm |

    The Chinese mistakenly thought the SAW movies were beauty training lessons.

  50. Hugh Jass | 12:14 am |

    for all those robots with nail disorders

  51. Rita | 12:53 pm |

    Ouch!

  52. iLock | 10:05 pm |

    @smzkty and Hugh Jass – Daft Punk bought some of these on their Chinese tour.

  53. Grant K. | 10:25 am |

    I wonder what the tool set looks Like?

  54. Mondo | 6:25 am |

    Sometimes beauty just has to hurt…

  55. Gary | 5:38 pm |

    Tell us the truth, or we’ll have ‘Knuckles’ here give you a manicure …

  56. LK | 11:21 am |

    That’s a MAN-icure set, all right…

  57. tom | 9:57 pm |

    Warning: not for actual use

  58. George | 8:08 pm |

    I guess it could be used as that…

  59. Alph the Fox | 12:00 pm |

    This is insane. Is this for robots, because I want to try. AAAAAAAAAAAHhhh… My hands will never be the same…

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