“Nailpolish remover” that simply removes the nail.

posted on 22 Apr 2013 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Tony Thompson.
Variation of this set posted here previously.

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  1. JohnZ | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 56  Subtract rating 2  

    You can find it in our shelves right next to the russian roulette set.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    R2D2 reparature set?

  3. J-Luke | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Remove your callus in Chinese style…

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 57  Subtract rating 0  

    Manicure? Screw that!

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Too bad there’s only one screwdriver – a strong anesthetic is always welcome

  6. J-Luke | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 27  Subtract rating 0  

    In other words: when you’re in a pinch you are screwed, because you couldn’t cut it.

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 35  Subtract rating 1  

    The perfect manicure set for the torture chamber

  8. Sparky | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Thats a hard way to get nailed.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    Finally I can fix my lamb

  10. jjhitt | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 28  Subtract rating 1  

    Liyu Manicure Set: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

  11. jjhitt | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    Is “Luyi” Chinese for “stumpy” ?

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 1  

    The emphasis is on “manic”…

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    This is for manicures? Come on, pull the other one!

  14. iLock | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Marketed by Admiral General Aladeen.

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 41  Subtract rating 0  

    Their cookery set includes a machete, a flame thrower and a concrete mixer.

  16. DrLex | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Manicure set for the Cyberdyne Systems Model 101.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    The ‘lip & eye remover’ is a thing of the past!

  18. iLock | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 39  Subtract rating 0  

    Found in the Health and Brutality section.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Now, who needs the Spanish Inquisition?

  20. Tong | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    All residents of Guantanamo Bay get their sets free.

  21. iLock | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The builders’ set lets you build a house with ease
    featuring nail scissors an emery board, nail polish remover
    and cotton balls.

  22. faulty wiring | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Buy 2 and receive a free Black & Decker Brazilian brushcutter

  23. iLock | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 28  Subtract rating 0  

    Sadism & Manicurism

  24. Algernon | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks more for the removal of nails than care

  25. iLock | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 11  

    I wouldn’t be surprised seeing these in stores here soon.
    We just had the gay marriage bill passed in New Zealand.
    Given Liyu’s crude nature they will probably market them
    towards the ‘butch types’.
    ‘Buy your Anniversary gift from Liyu!’

  26. jjhitt | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Where’s the hammer?

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: It may produce small parts, not suitable for children and mischievous cook

  28. Lollerskate | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    No doubt Jax is the store manager!

  29. Frank Burns | 6:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    I sure don’t want to see the pedicure set.

  30. Lora | 7:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess one way to break a nail-biting habit is to remove them…

  31. Marum | 8:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Approved by Chairman Mao.

  32. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Found in the Ministry of State Security commissary.

  33. Marum | 9:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    STRUTH! in advertising

  34. Marum | 9:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Also makes children eat Broccoli.

  35. Marum | 9:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Jaqckie Onassis used this to get the Callus off Aristotle’s male part.

  36. Marum | 9:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Edit = Jackie

  37. Marum | 9:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Highly recommended by Torquemada.

  38. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    For all Nine Inch Nails fans

  39. GwydionM | 11:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Made in China. Intended for the Mordor market.

  40. Garst | 11:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    This is why you go to the Koreans for manicures!

  41. davonblr | 2:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    If that’s the manicure set, I’d hate to see the shaving kit!

  42. RT | 3:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    also try our new facial kit. includes blowtorch, serrated butterfly knife and highly concentrated acid.

  43. RT | 3:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    hi, i’m bob vila, and today we will showing you how to perform a manicure

  44. kateybaby | 9:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For all of your ingrown and curling nail needs.

  45. iLock | 1:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    In the Hair-care aisle you can find a wonderful new
    range of Fear-dryers and Operant Conditioners.

  46. smzkty | 6:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    For robots…

  47. Mark From Oakville | 10:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    CIA Manicure set

  48. emily | 2:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @jjhitt, the hammer is in the hairdressing set !

  49. NeoRage | 2:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The Chinese mistakenly thought the SAW movies were beauty training lessons.

  50. Hugh Jass | 12:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    for all those robots with nail disorders

  51. Rita | 12:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ouch!

  52. iLock | 10:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @smzkty and Hugh Jass – Daft Punk bought some of these on their Chinese tour.

  53. Grant K. | 10:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder what the tool set looks Like?

  54. Mondo | 6:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sometimes beauty just has to hurt…

  55. Gary | 5:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Tell us the truth, or we’ll have ‘Knuckles’ here give you a manicure …

  56. LK | 11:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s a MAN-icure set, all right…

  57. tom | 9:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning: not for actual use

  58. George | 8:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess it could be used as that…

  59. Alph the Fox | 12:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is insane. Is this for robots, because I want to try. AAAAAAAAAAAHhhh… My hands will never be the same…

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