It likes mediocrity…

posted on 5 Apr 2013 in Transportation

Small things make Square happy….

Photo courtesy of Dianna Sinkuc.
Car air freshener found in Japan. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Mind you you can’t stick it in a round hole

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    The Pod People are trying different shapes. Don’t go to sleep!

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Satisfied² !

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    ƒ {square} – ƒ {you}

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our f-SQUARE!

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: Handle with square

  7. BooMaster | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh no. It’s the body snatchers again….

  8. SF | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    You don’t like crazy music.
    You don’t like rockin’ bands.
    You just satisfy with my life,
    And sit there having good time.
    You’re so square.
    Baby, I don’t care.

    – Buddy Horry

  9. DrLex | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    f-square will watch silently from a corner of your car while you are having a good time at the drive-in. And it will be satisfied.

  10. Stopchicks | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The enrichment center reminds you that your companion square cannot speak.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Please ƒollow me on ƒacebook!

  12. Big Fat Cat | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I sacrifice another life to satisfy the Square instead of my own life?

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    - What’s wrong, darling – is everything all right? Some bad news about your missing brother? Oh, no… it’s the square, isn’t it?

  14. Frank Burns | 6:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Happy Fun Ball’s mortal enemy.

  15. Biff the Understudy | 6:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    It will be satisfied with your life or it gets the hose again.

  16. Sparky | 7:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    f-square has low standards.

  17. Mr. Wrong | 8:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Whew! If a chunk of paper can be satisfied with my life, there’s no need for me to change! Take that, nagging spouse!

  18. Nonsuch Ned | 8:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Unlike your last date, f-square is perfectly satisfied with your studio apartment and your 2002 PT Cruiser

  19. Pectolatra | 8:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If your life is not spared, it will be squared.

  20. Nonsuch Ned | 8:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫It’s hip to be…
    okay, sorry, no, I’m not doing that.

  21. Pectolatra | 8:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m imagining f-Square draining my soul like Shang Tsung in Mortal Kombat.

  22. GwydionM | 10:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Money back if it is not entirely satisfied with you

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    There are two options: It will be satisfied or it will become a triangle.

  24. Marum | 1:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @algernon. I could have one hell of a lot of fun trying though.

  25. Marum | 1:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Shows you what two triangles can do, when they are united

  26. Marum | 1:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    TRIANGLES UNITE!!

    DOWN WITH DODECAHEDRONS.

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In Japan, square smells YOU!

  28. iLock | 2:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The product that owns you!

  29. iLock | 2:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m sick of these squares thinking that they own my life, man!

  30. Marum | 3:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    A cube is a square with depth man.

  31. Marum | 3:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: Does not enable user to fly.

  32. Marum | 3:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’LL GET SQUARE WITH YOU!

  33. Marum | 5:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tsquares are so passe, use an Fsquare for more exciting building.

  34. Marum | 5:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In Communist Russia all buildings are built using Fsquares.

  35. Marum | 5:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Which may explain something.

  36. Droll not Troll | 9:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    f-SQUARE could give you some new angles on life, right?

  37. Droll not Troll | 9:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Goddard Bolt needs this!
    Remember the name of that movie? ;)

  38. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And I thought a lover’s triangle was something.

  39. DanT | 1:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Square really is the top of cool shape! http://www.engrish.com/2001/07/top-of-cool/

  40. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Amid the rampant media speculation over the Facebook Phone, the launch of the Foursquare phone was largely overlooked.

  41. raeme67 | 1:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Who the hell be square and why he no get his own life? No good if square take over life, it will not be a happy time.

  42. kateybaby | 9:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Such an easy square to please. Welcome to my life, now drop your pants.

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