Keep knives away from cook

posted on 21 Apr 2013 in Menus

Photo courtesy of Danny Lynch.
Menu found in Thailand. 

35 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:25 am |

    – And a large steak, please.
    – Meat, chicken or beef, Sir?

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:39 am |

    – Would you like something to drunk, Sir?

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:48 am |

    I was wondering why I hadn’t heard anything about Condoleeza Rice lately.

  4. GwydionM | 4:54 am |

    Blunt the knives and burn the corks
    Throw the sauce to the mischifous cook

    (But don’t let him near the sea, the fishermen are complaining.)

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:54 am |

    Throw mischievous cook the sauce- FOOD FIGHT!!

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:07 am |

    Drunk the sea and you’ll definitely throw. Up!

  7. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:39 am |

    The sauce hit the cook, then the cook hit the sauce.

  8. Chuck | 6:17 am |

    Throw the cook a mischievous look .

  9. Droll not Troll | 6:36 am |

    Spagettey? The whole thing sounds fusilly!

  10. jjhitt | 6:41 am |

    All meals severed with rubber folk and exploding buns.

  11. jjhitt | 6:42 am |

    Habitual sea drinkers, next on Dr. Drew.

  12. jjhitt | 6:44 am |

    Cook? I thought you said crook.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:08 am |

    Fried rice American = Popcorn

  14. Lora | 7:20 am |

    The cook doesn’t realize April Fool’s Day is over!

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:56 am |

    Spagettey recipe:

    1. Cook mischievous habitually
    2. Throw the sauce tomatoey
    3. Taste if okeydokey
    4. Spagettey

    NOTE: Do not Britney!

  16. Lollerskate | 10:41 am |

    -Spagettey and French Fries;

    -Spagettey, Chicken and French Fries;

    -Spagettey and Steak;

    -Steak Spagettey Chicken and Steak;

    -Spagettey, French Fries and Steak;

    -Spagettey, French Fries, Chicken and Steak;

    -Steak, French Fries, Chicken and Steak;

    -Steak, Spagettey, Steak, Steak, French Fries and Steak; Steak, Steak, Steak, Spagettey and Steak;

    -Steak, Steak, Steak, Steak, Steak, Steak, Steak, Fried Rice, Steak, Steak, Steak, and Steak;

    -Throw mischievous cook habitually drunk the sea, served in throw mischievous cook the sauce, garnished with American, Chicken rude and unreasonable and a french friend on top and Steak

  17. Big Fat Cat | 1:30 pm |

    Now those drunken sailors can put the blame on the cook

  18. Marum | 2:02 pm |

    Yo ho ho, and a bottle of Rum.

  19. Marum | 2:07 pm |

    And I just said something innocuous – like: “Hey! Songitrat old chap. Chuck us some spaghetti will you?”

  20. mickeygreeneyes | 2:50 pm |

    And pray the mischievous cook doesn’t throw it back at you.

  21. mickeygreeneyes | 2:51 pm |

    Was this cook also the captain of the Exxon Valdez?

  22. Sparky | 3:32 pm |

    FRUIT CAKE RECIPE FROM THE COOK
    Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the
    whiskey again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup
    and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter
    in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again.
    Make sure the whiskey is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the
    mixer.
    Break two leggs and add to the bowl and check in the cup of drier fruit.
    Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry
    it loose with a drewscriver.
    Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of
    sale, or something. Who cares? Check the whiskey. Now sift the lemon
    juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something.
    Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350
    degrees. Don’t forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the
    window. Check the whiskey again and go to bed.

  23. Algernon | 12:38 am |

    Make him walk the plank

  24. iLock | 4:45 am |

    Part menu, part list of things to do…the writer is
    really asking the customers to help throw the drunk, scallywag
    cook into the sea.

  25. iLock | 12:51 am |

    Throw and must drink at sea.

  26. Jøshua | 11:50 pm |

    throw the mischievous salad

  27. hebrusinglish | 7:21 pm |

    What shall we do with a drunken cook earlye in the morning?
    Throw him in the sea ’till he’s sober earlye in the morning.

  28. JoeG | 11:21 am |

    If you can read Thai, the one labeled “Steak Beef” is actually pork! (“Steak Meat” reads beef in Thai)

  29. tom | 9:58 pm |

    steak fries
    steak spaghetti
    steak cook

  30. Ronda | 2:23 pm |

    No wonder the cooks are habitually drunk if you keep throwing them the sauce…

  31. T | 9:33 pm |

    1. Cook makes “spagettey”. Sauce is weird tasting–maybe poisoned?

    2. Throw mischeivous cook the sauce, make him cook new one.

    3. Cook botches it again…

    4. Find the bottle of whiskey hidden in his apron….

    5. Throw mischeivous cook, who is habitually drunk, in the sea

    See, now it all makes sense! XD

  32. Joona1410 | 3:21 am |

    STEAK STEAK RECIPE FROM THE COOK:
    Take a rpp,faco;otoes.of and mangle it. Throw it into a bowl. Take a spagettey and put it in the bowl. Mix the spagettey and rpp,faco;otoes.of. Now put in some mischeivous. Mix again. Then throw a steak on it. Now you’ve got some steak steak!

  33. Joona1410 | 12:07 pm |

    Bork,bork,bork!

  34. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:44 am |

    Miss steak made a meat steak

  35. Myself | 2:12 pm |

    That cook is more than just mischievous if he habitually drinks the sea. Think of all the fish he’s endangering!

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