Chair doesn’t want you to get up yet.

posted on 16 Apr 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries

It doesn’t have a seat–it’s got a lap…

Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen.
Found in Jeju, Korea. 

29 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Keep away from my special place, furniture! I hardly know you.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Even Scotchgard won’t keep that out of the fabric.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    To be with you … to be with you … to be with you … *snores*

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    ”Your special place”…

    Silent Hill?

  5. Big Fat Cat | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The love seat isn’t that lovely

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    When it’s not satisfied with your life, it leaves a message: ”Please not sitting on ME!”

  7. Algernon | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Strange furniture to person contact.

  8. jjhitt | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s not a stain, it’s residual coziness coexisting with the fabric.

  9. Droll not Troll | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The furniture wants to be with you in the place….. at the time…. with the thing…. ahhh, we’ll work out the details later.

  10. iLock | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Arrgh! A bunch of stalkers! Please don’t build a wall around us…
    Or even a fort of furniture for that matter.

  11. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    I suspect this is from the packaging for a toilet seat.

  12. iLock | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Our 2011 furniture range is so special we haven’t made
    a new range since.
    And we don’t plan on making any new furniture in the future too.
    This range is too special to us.

    That’s why we wan’t to move in with you!
    Because a place enables us to be with you…
    A place to be with you…

    Don’t be scared customer! We’re not obsessed with you!
    We’re just crazy about the furniture!!

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s all sofa king insinuating.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    I hope the place also enables my Internet Collection

  15. Sparky | 6:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    If your special place is flowing, you better see a doctor. You may have the clap.

  16. Jay | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Furniture, I’m breaking up with you. I just need my space.

  17. Marum | 8:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Korean Ikea comes with complimentary termites.

  18. Marum | 8:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t do THAT to the knothole!

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Coziness that flow from my special place? Anal acoustics!

  20. Biff the Understudy | 9:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The furniture is cozy enough, but it definitely needs more umlauts.

  21. Marum | 9:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The “collection” comes when you fall behind in your payments.

  22. Marum | 9:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Yes. An eight foot tall 400lb Viking arrives, and removes your special place.

  23. Marum | 9:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    From our Harm Chair range.

  24. Marum | 9:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Voyeristic furniture.

  25. Lollerskate | 3:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For those who like to sit in the private of their own… homes.

  26. Mr. Wrong | 10:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry about the coziness. OxiClean ought to take care of that. My special place hasn’t been the same since prison.

  27. mickeygreeneyes | 7:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe I’m crazy, but this sign makes perfect sense to me!

  28. kateybaby | 9:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t make me take you to my special place!

  29. Rita | 1:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    This chair will look lovelier and cozier with my butt on it. Ops, a fart just came from my special place.

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