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posted on 15 Apr 2013 in Chinglish, Computer

Increased birthrate

Photo courtesy of “Ting a Ling”.
Found in ChongHua, GuangDong, China. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

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    Group sex on the Great Wall is a major tourist attraction.

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  6. DrLex | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    The bottom of the sign says they’re the biggest. Of course.

  7. DrLex | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd: or rather, plug in?

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    Built for speed, not comfort. Balls to the Wall!

  11. mickeygreeneyes | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    The new Olympic event: How many broads can you bang in 10 minutes?

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    What’s the Chinese word for bukake?

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    More bang for your buck.

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    A broadbang in the bush is worth two in the hand.

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    @ DrLex: Only if up-to-date!

  16. Classic Steve | 8:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Please, get with the program: It’s “womanbang.”

  17. Marum | 8:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @Classic Steve. Nonsexist language mate. It’s “personbang”.

  18. Marum | 8:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @72rd. Did you say “up to” or “up the”?

  19. Biff the Understudy | 8:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Whatever it is, I hope they have it aimed at Pyongyang.

  20. Marum | 8:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @mickeygreeneyes. I don’t know about that event. But at the world masturbating titles, the world masturbating champion came first and third.

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    It also has an anatomic whorehead.

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    What is the bangwidth?

  26. RickD | 12:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    And it’s found in a place called GuangDong. Or is that the equipment you use up against the Great Wall?

  27. Lollerskate | 1:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    When I said ‘Go climb the greatest wall of d*cks ever’, I meant figuratively!

  28. Mr. Wrong | 7:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    To quote Richard Nixon: “this is a great wall.”

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    Goodness, Gracious, Great Walls of Broadbang!

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    Please, she’s not that kind of broad!

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    The Great Wall of Vagina?

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