My family uses Yirenbao!

posted on 3 Apr 2013 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Ken & Sarah Brown.
Found in a hotel in Fujian, Fuzhou, China. 

45 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 32  Subtract rating 0  

    Do I have to stop after 3 minutes?

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 0  

    Afterthem! Those private parts are getting away!

  3. jjhitt | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 2  

    Mom, there’s someone from Family Protective Services here to see you.

  4. Algernon | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Rub it wherever you like

  5. jjhitt | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Put it in your AZONE.

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    After rubbing on private parts, intrusion of privacy follows.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Yirenbao, you promised … !!

  8. jjhitt | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Did we mention you can use it in the bath?

  9. jjhitt | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Was it a refreshing feeling after use for you too?

  10. Stopchicks | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 15  

    This is actually fairly well-written, mostly grammatically correct, and understandable. Not much in the way of Engrish here.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    This is my second most popular product I have never used

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I always flush the toilet to press the button, but I never wash to clean with water!

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    ♪ ♫
    Rub it in, rub it in
    Rub it in, rub it in
    I feel the tingle begin
    You’re gettin’ under my skin
    Rub it in, rub it in. ♪ ♫

  14. Rm | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    A wonderful ‘self help’ method for being a successful person..

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    - Keep your parts, Private!

  16. Droll not Troll | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 1  

    Dear Yirenbao,

    You say the product is suitable for family use but you don’t specify which family.
    My case comes up next week.

    Yours,
    Successful Person.

  17. Rm | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    And that’s the secret of my success..

  18. Frank Burns | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 3  

    “It puts the Yerenbao on the skin, or it gets disease again!”

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    It vertically puts out the old horny

  20. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Knead knead knead… success!!!

  21. Droll not Troll | 6:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    ♪ ♫
    If I kneaded dew
    Would you come to me.. ♪ ♫

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Yirenbao Song

    ♪ With a rub-a-dub-dub and a scrub-a-dub-dub
    And a rub-a-dub all day long
    With a rud-a-dud-dud and a scrud-a-dud-dud
    I’d sing this Chinese song! ♪

    (scrub repeatedly)

  23. DrLex | 7:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    They only provided Vsage for the female private parts. Where’s the Psage for men?

  24. Biff the Understudy | 7:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    CHINA SHENYANG YIRENBAO BIOHAZARD PRODUCT CO. LTD.

  25. Biff the Understudy | 7:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    We use AZONE technology these days; GSPOT process is so 20th century.

  26. emily | 7:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Specially formulated for housewives who enjoy kneading and scrubbing.

  27. jjhitt | 8:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Also ask about our special red product (heh-heh).

  28. Pectolatra | 9:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    So, if you want to be a successful person, rely on a douchebag.

  29. Sparky | 10:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    This is a product that everyone kneads.

  30. Lobo | 10:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    If you knead for more than 3 minutes you’re playing with it.

  31. Marum | 10:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 1  

    If I rubbed it on my private parts for three minutes, sex would be unnecessary. Therefore it really would prevent infection.

  32. Marum | 10:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Sarah Lee kneads it and folds it, and kneads it and folds it, and then kneads it and folds it again.

    “I’m yours Sarah! I’m yours!

  33. Nonsuch Ned | 11:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    They’re not kidding, it really does work best in the bath, using it in the kitchen got all sorts of funny looks from family.

  34. Paolo | 11:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It will feel good, didn’t it?

  35. Marum | 11:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Vsage. To use inside private parts – use a bottle-brush.

  36. Marum | 1:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    BEWARE OF THE LATENT GERM!!!

  37. Marum | 1:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    It appears he or she lives somewhere in China.

  38. Marum | 1:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Q. How do you know Yirenbao?

    A. When she alps you on the backside and says: “You’re in boyo.”

  39. Marum | 2:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    @A Non-y Mouse Ahm Cess. Pucker up baby.

  40. RT | 3:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    who needs to worry about spending another night alone when you have yirenbao!

  41. Bob T | 6:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Short form:
    1. Lather
    2. Rinse
    3. Repeat

  42. Huggzie | 12:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Now with 0% saponin’
    :D Aaahahaha

  43. GwydionM | 9:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Protects against latent genms. Practicing germs we can do nothing about.

  44. anyonomus | 1:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    A product you says is good for whole family? I have been looking for someone who not judge like you. I take 50 bottles and will rub a dub dub in the tub.-A pervert who is not me-

  45. Flurng | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Vse onry as dilected!

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