Overtime with no pay? Hilarious!

My diggers bigger than yours.

Capitalism sucks, we want feudalism back!

1:32 action speed is what they deserve for exploiting workers.

WARNING: The small parts have funny and peasant taste

OUR MOTTO: ”Exploit ’em when they’re young!”

Hey, it’s April Fools’ Day joke – instead of Exploiter Farm Funny, you get only a bunch of cheap plastic Farm Exploiters, hahaha hehe!

Battery hens not included.

You don’t think those genetically modified carrots just pop out of the ground on their own, do you? But then, maybe they do…

When all else fails, go for the backhoe joke.

Video of the toy shows incredible action – see it paused at 1:32!

Old MacDonald had a farm, E I HO HO HO!

Is this toy made in China? That’s not funny!

Get the full set! Order “River Polluter” and “Farm Animal Opressor”

I want the share cropper chopper.

Deer Sir!

I want to happy to complain for funny product deterioration discovery.

For this products, the specifications, colours and contents did NOT vary from illustrations (as stated on the box), therefore I’m returning these shoes together with your company. I’m 3+ ages and I’ve never been so insulated.

Your
Customers

Collect all three! Now comes in Hacienda, the Big House, or Factory Farm! Straw hats, guest worker visas, and INS agent sold separately.

You can purchase these toys online using Internet Exploiter v10.1

Exploit her.

Exploiters”R”Us

let’s play farm. i’ll be the crazy bigoted caucasian farmer, and you can be the 2nd generation black slave.

Learn how to rip off Backpackers and itinerant workers. Teach your children how to become successful executives.

Totalarian Dictator series coming soon. Teach your children how to exploit whole nations.

EDIT: Totalitarian. (Taim bilong sanap brukim bren bilong mi)

From the makers of Sweatshop Sensation and Totalarian Dictater!

It’s not a real exploiter farm… if it was it would have several wind turbines in the packages that came with their own subsidies paid for by the owners of the dolls houses!

Brought to you by Monsanto.

@RT. Yu no paipaitim mi Masta. Mi bihainim yu olosem gutpela boi.

EDIT: paitpaitim (typo)

They’re coming to take me away, oh no
They’re coming to take me away, haha heehee, oh no
To the Exploiter Farm where life is miserable all the time
And I won’t be happy to see those bad young men with their whips and chains, but they’re coming to take me away, oh no!!!

Comrade party member sold separately.

Thank me for feeding.
You must be glad.

Grow your crops and get to exploit them too!

Exploitation for fun and profit.

I didn’t know that Monsanto entered the toy business…