If you need it, it’s busy.

posted on 20 Apr 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Joe Thorne.
Sign found in Shanghai hotel.  

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It stops wearing plastic sandals

posted on 19 Apr 2013 in Signs

I think it should consider not getting wet.

Photo courtesy of Jason Elliott.
Found in Noboribetsu, Japan. 

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What do we have to do…

posted on 18 Apr 2013 in Toys

Photo courtesy of Carissa Fei.
Found at Narita Airport, Japan. 

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Thinking about crossing the street? Think again…

posted on 17 Apr 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Karl.
Found in Shanghai, China. 

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Chair doesn’t want you to get up yet.

posted on 16 Apr 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries

It doesn’t have a seat–it’s got a lap…

Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen.
Found in Jeju, Korea. 

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More butts per second

posted on 15 Apr 2013 in Chinglish, Computer

Increased birthrate

Photo courtesy of “Ting a Ling”.
Found in ChongHua, GuangDong, China. 

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Fresh squeezed orangy

posted on 14 Apr 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen.
Juice found in Korea. 

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Now have a good night

posted on 13 Apr 2013 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Found in Tokyo. 

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That’s why there’s so many…

posted on 12 Apr 2013 in Clothing, Signs

They feed on single socks…

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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Washing only makes it worse

posted on 11 Apr 2013 in Chinglish

Not to be confused with The Sewer

Photo courtesy of Ampujari.
Found in China. 

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