Please be obey

posted on 24 Apr 2013 in Chinglish

Tourists: look directly into my eyes…

Photo courtesy of  孙坚.
Sign found at a Beijing park.  

31 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |

    Being self-restraint will give you a new leash on life.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |

    I usually just 3-D print it.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |

    Tourist, be a Self – Masochist!

  4. Algernon | 4:08 am |

    Lest the thought police take you away

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:13 am |

    Finally I can play dog in park

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:14 am |

    Imagine yourself landed in jail being a bad tourist!

  7. DrLex | 4:16 am |

    Please keep yourself on a leash at all times.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    Our uniformed, smiling hypnotists are available to help you comply.

  9. DrLex | 4:17 am |

    Straitjackets available at the park entrance.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |

    Warning: Self-restraint may make you imagination moldy.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |

    Edit: You=your.

  12. Jellychop | 4:33 am |

    I’m out: My imagination is appallingly ill-mannered.

  13. JohnZ | 4:34 am |

    Chinese Atlas: Be a good tourist, would you kindly?

  14. jjhitt | 4:42 am |

    For more information on the Relatively Centralized Power of Administrative Penalties on Municipality Management go to
    http://www.bjcg.gov.cn/english/

  15. jjhitt | 4:46 am |

    Don’t ask about bad tourists. We have no record of them.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:46 am |

    – Officer, my wife got out of control!

  17. jjhitt | 4:50 am |

    My imagination was sent to a forced labor camp long ago.

  18. coffeebot | 5:15 am |

    Imagine a reclining Buddha here… and here

  19. Biff the Understudy | 6:35 am |

    A well-mannered imagination, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to be Self-restraint and be a good Tourist, shall not be infringed.

  20. Biff the Understudy | 6:39 am |

    @coffeebot: And then you’d be saying “I gotta get me some of that.”

    http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2000-02-24/

  21. Marum | 8:16 am |

    All tourists are made in the same mold. However, some are mouldier than others.

  22. Sparky | 9:50 am |

    To moldly go where no man has gone before. Captain Kilk.

  23. jjhitt | 12:15 pm |

    Major attractions: Great Wall of Traffic, Buddha’s Taco Stand, Phallic Picnic Grounds.

  24. Lora | 3:23 pm |

    It was obvious in the third picture that the lady’s husband’s well-mannered imagination went moldy when he pretended to be a magician who could whip the picnic cloth out from beneath the food…

  25. RT | 3:34 pm |

    “these are not the tourist attractions you are looking for”

  26. Huggzie | 11:42 pm |

    I imagine….. imagine… I imagine MOLD… moldy… everything is moldy and good mannered!

  27. Bob T | 12:18 am |

    Sit, Tourist. Stay. Spend.
    Heel, Tourist.

  28. emily | 2:46 am |

    but I’ve always imagined myself to be well-mannered !

  29. GwydionM | 9:55 am |

    “May we remind you” – it’s an offer you can’t refuse.

  30. Jan | 3:40 pm |

    I feel moldy already.

  31. tom | 9:55 pm |

    says your frienldy everyday neighborhood dictator

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