Please exit the exit

Please exit the exit

posted on 9 Apr 2013 in Signs

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Photo courtesy of Michael Werker.
Warning sign found at Tokyo Tower shops.

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Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
11 years ago

I think my kid can handle it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Don’t Drink Child!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Drinking by mistake = alcoholism

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Please wear the protector when enter or child will exit your entrance.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

This entrance is for cans only. All others please use the door where suffocation is not serious.

coffeebot
11 years ago

I heard you liked entering so I put an entrance in your entrance.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Drinking by mistake is a major cause of small children.

J-Luke
J-Luke
11 years ago

Aaaand…. inhale.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

WARNING: Just our guest can

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

No end in sight to the Japanese comma shortage.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

No eating cookies while protecting the protector.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

I haven’t been drinking, I’m simply entranced by the thought of entering this entrance.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

The danger of suffocation comes from reading this sign aloud.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

I’ve known happy drunks and crying drunks, but there ain’t nothing worse than a serious drunk.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

The accessories that are not mobile are the ones that have been drinking by mistake.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Being in danger of being serious? Engrish!

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

What brave children

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
11 years ago

Are you ready to Rock?!!!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Drinking, children, suffocation, danger, mistake… I think I’ll enter at the exit.

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

I can handle the drinking and the small child child, just not at the same time.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Enter and you’re welcome to come again

GwydionM
11 years ago

Ask the protector about suffocation being humourous

GwydionM
11 years ago

When drinking, first guard your entrances from small children

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Would you class a condom as an accessory?

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

One of my female friends and I, lost our virginity together when we were 12. Thus, I assume we were able to enter the entrance enough to handle it.

Ducky
Ducky
11 years ago

Attention! Please warn the protector in being in danger of being kicked in the teeth by a small horse wearing boxing gloves.

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Mr. Yuk is reeeeed, Mr. Yuk is deeeaaad, muhahahaha!

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
11 years ago

Entering the entrance — are you child enough to handle it?

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

Can enter the entrance! But do not go backward.

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

I think the sign writer made a mistake by drinking before work.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

You must be this small to enter the entrance.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

@Marum: I’d class a condom as an accessory before the f-act. 😉

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

But officer, I only drunk by mistake! It wasn’t my fault!

Tom P.
Tom P.
11 years ago

You want the entrance? You can’t *handle* the entrance!

EffEff
EffEff
11 years ago

Please warn the protector that tree-of-life is not available past this point.

Stan
Stan
10 years ago

Please enter the exit.

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