Bothering only

posted on 17 May 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Kent Ruggles.
Found at marine museum in Beihai, China. 

33 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:01 am |

    Watch the hand.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |

    Get your hand off it!

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |

    Can I face bashing?

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |

    Don’t beat me, I don’t know where you’ve been

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:19 am |

    Black hands with five fingers are prohibited

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |

    All eggs must be fried, poached or boiled. Omelettes are prohibited.

  7. Jonnytbone | 4:21 am |

    Off.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |

    *gasp!* My heart!!!!!

  9. DrLex | 4:27 am |

    Stabbing and strangling are OK.

  10. jjhitt | 4:49 am |

    Michael Jackson was here.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:58 am |

    From ”The Hand That Beats the Cradle”

  12. Frank Burns | 5:11 am |

    Someone played “Five Finger Death Punch” too loud and ruined it for everyone.

  13. Ben | 5:17 am |

    “My father did not give beatings. My father hit for _distance_.” -Bill Cosby

  14. coffeebot | 5:47 am |

    then they’re gonna need another sign for wives, “no arguing”

  15. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:52 am |

    Or at least not with the left hand.

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:59 am |

    What is the sound of no hand beating?

  17. Pectolatra | 8:41 am |

    Not even heart beating?

  18. Nonsuch Ned | 9:01 am |

    But…how can I show how funky and strong is my fight?

  19. Biff the Understudy | 9:33 am |

    Then how are we going to improve morale?

  20. GwydionM | 11:02 am |

    Use a Fist of Fury instead

  21. Sparky | 11:25 am |

    Beat but not stirred. James Bond?

  22. Marum | 12:33 pm |

    MAFIOSI VERBOTEN.

  23. Marum | 12:42 pm |

    IN FUTURE, THERE WILL BE REGULAR WHIPPINGS

  24. Marum | 12:43 pm |

    Floggings by appointment.

  25. Marum | 12:46 pm |

    Not to worry. We have the rack, hot irons, thumbscrews, and the iron maiden, as alternatives.

    Boiling oil is an optional extra.

  26. Marum | 12:48 pm |

    I think this sign could be homophobic.

  27. Marum | 12:51 pm |

    Watch my hand – I will make my erection magically vanish.

  28. alexmagnus | 2:02 pm |

    No eating either. Generally, nothing involving hands.

  29. Bob T | 5:20 pm |

    The Cultural Revolution is OVER.

  30. Droll not Troll | 5:58 pm |

    I’m Dick Hertz and I approve this message.

  31. Droll not Troll | 9:40 pm |

    It’s NOT hammer time!

  32. Lollerskate | 7:43 am |

    Chris Brown won’t be seein’ any fishies!

  33. MagykMike | 1:29 pm |

    Found this on the bathroom door

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