Came from a truck farm

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– Why did the 16-ton chicken cross the road?
– Because it thought it was a truck!

That’s probably why the Godzilla spat it out..

Don’t Chicken Drive

The hat of a Clucker Trucker.

Colonel Sanders Is My Co-Pilot.

Ahhhhh TRUCKS! The OTHER white meat…

I’ll take an order of Mack nuggets, then.

I want a 16-feet Kentucky Flied Chicken with a lot of henpower

*truck-truck-truck-truck-
truck-truck-truck-truck-truck-
truck-truck-truck- squawk!*
Man, would you look at the size of that egg!

The Food Truck craze is really catching on.

How much is a chicKenworth?

CAUTION: Vehicle Makes Frequent Stops
(to scratch in the ground)

Are mud flaps dark meat?

Too much feathering the clutch at traffic lights.

But chicken tastes like duck

“Them chicken coops was full of bears”.

Road island reds contain lots of iron.

What’s that mac

Well, trucks do have a big grill(e)…

Oh no! I thought that I was tasting Big Bird from Sesame Street.

Engrish.com staff, PLEASE turn this into a t-shirt!

Not so fast food.

Keep on pluckin!

Try the White cabover leghorns.

Diesel make a great recipe for chicken.

I got turned down at McDonald when I ordered a Mack-Chicken.

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

Driving a rig is a great way to pick up chicks.

OH HELL! Is that a “T”?

Give me some truckin chicken please.

@DnT. That reminds me of another joke about doors.

Q. Why do all the buildings in Southern Spain have lots of doors?

A. Because they don’t like to have all their Basques in one exit.

My last truck didn’t taste like chicken, but she still tasted real good.

If you’re into bondage, you can have “Cage Trucks”.

COMPANY SERVICE BULLEIN.
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From now on all Kenworth Trucks shall be known as Henworth Trucks

BULLETIN – -AAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!

@72rd. Q. Why did the prostitute cross the road.
A. Because she heard, there was a good truck on the other side.

‘Cause we got a little ‘ole convoy, it’s finger-lickin’ good…

Fried in Distillate, for that amazing flavour sensation.

I got hit by a Big Mac truck and all I got was chicken feed.

Are your trucks free range?

We go chicken truckin,
And we have chicken truckin friends,
For while we keep on truckin chicken,
The chicken truckin never ends.

Hey, deep-fry anything and it’ll taste like chicken.

Keep on turkeyin’!!

Unfortunately I only got a fishing license

And SUVs taste like pork

Must be free range truck!

So… does that mean the truck comes with 11 herbs and spices?