Double Care Lips

posted on 3 May 2013 in Chinglish, Toiletries

I’ve seen the crack, it’s no joke.

Photo courtesy of Sher K.
Found in U.A.E. Imported from China. 

30 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:04 am |

    Well bottoms ups

  2. Algernon | 4:05 am |

    Front or back

  3. Jonnytbone | 4:07 am |

    Always good to have lip balm when you’re going up against the crack.

  4. JohnZ | 4:09 am |

    If you’re into the crack thing, your double lips will love this new turn charm fashion. Please run these new goods among your friends!!

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |

    Also try our Lip’O’Suction device

  6. BooMaster | 4:15 am |

    What if the crack is big? Doesn’t this come in a larger size?

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |

    Another fine product from L’Oral

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |

    I don’t care lips.

  9. WorrierPrincess | 4:28 am |

    Endorsed by Amy Pond.

  10. coffeebot | 4:33 am |

    But can Suzy Chapstick charm fashion crack? Let’s not.

  11. jjhitt | 4:41 am |

    Let’s Balm!

  12. jjhitt | 4:43 am |

    Do you have anything that guards against the smack?

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:46 am |

    It rubs the product on its lips or else it gets the crack again.

  14. Ben | 5:08 am |

    Our office keeps a large supply of this on hand for all the butt kissers lined up outside the boss’s door.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:13 am |

    Better crack on lips than lips on crack

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:56 am |

    Guards against the crack, AKA drug squad.

  17. Mr. Wrong | 7:03 am |

    You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and… blow.

  18. BFS | 7:19 am |

    Plumbers everywhere, rejoice!

  19. jjhitt | 9:10 am |

    I prefer to think of it as “the Schism”.

  20. Mark | 9:15 am |

    not so effective against Heroin though

  21. Marum | 9:31 am |

    Well! I guess it’s possible the crack might bite back.

  22. Marum | 9:37 am |

    I tdrives “the man in the boat” crazy.

  23. Marum | 9:38 am |

    It drives “the man in the boat” crazy (Em moabeta nau)

  24. Marum | 9:39 am |

    If you suffer from “chapped” lips. You should try kissing less chaps.

  25. Frank Burns | 12:16 pm |

    All that money wasted on the War on Drugs, when all we need is this.

  26. Marum | 3:13 pm |

    Ladies unite. “Crack down” on all these pharmaceutical manufacturers.

  27. Sparky | 8:28 pm |

    Confucius says ; When woman fly upside down, she will have crack up.

  28. tadchem | 2:46 am |

    …also good butt cream.

  29. Deoxys | 7:53 pm |

    But does it guard against the weed?

  30. chickenman | 4:05 am |

    Aint going anywhere near my big ass lips!

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