Featuring 4D hallucinations

posted on 6 May 2013 in Chinglish, Computer, Video Games

Play Super Mary on your PCP!

Photo courtesy of Rachel Kreynin.
 Bootleg PSP from China.

33 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:10 am |

    Which ear do you put it on

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |

    I prefer PC Viita

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |

    The aim of the game is to fly in and dust those angels.

  4. Big Fat Cat | 4:23 am |

    A hybrid of PSP and GameBoy Advance. That’s worth buying.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |

    Main sponsor: WcDonald’s

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:29 am |

    Can’t wait for that new Ninetendo GameGirl Mediocre console

  7. Ben | 4:42 am |

    The first game is free. But after that…

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:44 am |

    It even has an LSD screen.

  9. DrLex | 4:53 am |

    Is that a game handle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  10. DrLex | 4:55 am |

    I believe the abbreviation stands for Pretty Crappy Portable station.

  11. jjhitt | 4:57 am |

    The blue button makes you jump. The red button makes you put your fist through the wall. The green button dials a bail bondsman.

  12. jjhitt | 4:57 am |

    I tried one. Couldn’t keep it lit.

  13. Mr. Clown | 6:12 am |

    PCP – the latest PlayCtation console from Cony. The PCP-8009 value pack features a joypad-styled Thunderbolt Airplane with a single earphone for a sublime mono experience and a game handle for your game advance. Let’s happy gaming!

  14. Sparky | 6:17 am |

    I tried it once, but could never get my ear to talk on the phone.

  15. Nonsuch Ned | 7:53 am |

    I’m gonna play the HELL out of this game! Ha! A… B… JUMP… run, oooh mushroom……
    I… AM… MARIO!….
    those little spiky shells are out to get me…. kill with fire….
    ….I don’t like this game.

  16. Biff the Understudy | 8:35 am |

    Thunderbolt Airplane? It’s a terroristic threat!

  17. Classic Steve | 8:39 am |

    It gets “better”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBBMnY7mANg

  18. Marum | 12:53 pm |

    The last game advance I made got my face slapped.

  19. Marum | 2:04 pm |

    @72rd. Yu rike fwies with that.

  20. Marum | 2:07 pm |

    Actually. Try saying that out loud.

  21. Marum | 2:24 pm |

    @Algernon.

    You actually strap it to your rear.
    The games are so easy, you can play them with your a**e.

  22. Marum | 2:27 pm |

    What does the amber button do, then?

  23. EffEff | 3:23 pm |

    Warning, habitual use may cause PSP (Progressive Supranuclear Palsy).

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:26 pm |

    CAUTION: May contain traces of pixels

  25. Droll not Troll | 7:09 pm |

    @Classic Steve: LOL @ Chanticleer Hegemony! I was disappointed, really wanted to see a big hank cyclone.

  26. Lollerskate | 1:29 am |

    Looking for the remaining earphone and handle on the thunderbolt airplane is the way it gets you hooked!

  27. Atli | 7:14 am |

    Looks like the hybrid portable XboxPU.

  28. K. Brown | 2:58 am |

    This is nothing compared to Retieval Mankind’s Batman.

  29. Unown | 10:57 am |

    On the side it reads ‘PCP Siaiion’ and if you’re lucky, you can play timeless classics such as Super Mary and Chanticleer Hegemony!

  30. fredly frenson | 12:44 pm |

    Thunderbolt Airplane – Isn’t Glace Swick in that band?

  31. Patrick McReary | 4:47 pm |

    Not sure if anyone’s mentioned it, but these are the infamous “PCP” PSP-ripoffs which are well known on Ashens. Just go on Ashens’ YouTube channel and you’ll find these on there. They’re extremely shoddy in ways you can’t imagine.

  32. Alph the Fox | 1:15 pm |

    Poly Ctstion Partibull.
    Extrusive games:
    Sonyk revas
    Castrevana: The drakra x crincals
    Carl of Deputy: Rod two Vectorial
    MadNathan Raisers
    Master haunters Fred um

  33. Enclave | 7:27 am |

    Dont forget City Fighter and Chanticleer Hegemony!

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