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posted on 6 May 2013 in Chinglish, Computer, Video Games

Play Super Mary on your PCP!

Photo courtesy of Rachel Kreynin.
 Bootleg PSP from China.

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  1. Algernon | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Which ear do you put it on

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    I prefer PC Viita

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    The aim of the game is to fly in and dust those angels.

  4. Big Fat Cat | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 2  

    A hybrid of PSP and GameBoy Advance. That’s worth buying.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Main sponsor: WcDonald’s

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    Can’t wait for that new Ninetendo GameGirl Mediocre console

  7. Ben | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    The first game is free. But after that…

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 65  Subtract rating 2  

    It even has an LSD screen.

  9. DrLex | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Is that a game handle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  10. DrLex | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    I believe the abbreviation stands for Pretty Crappy Portable station.

  11. jjhitt | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    The blue button makes you jump. The red button makes you put your fist through the wall. The green button dials a bail bondsman.

  12. jjhitt | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I tried one. Couldn’t keep it lit.

  13. Mr. Clown | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    PCP – the latest PlayCtation console from Cony. The PCP-8009 value pack features a joypad-styled Thunderbolt Airplane with a single earphone for a sublime mono experience and a game handle for your game advance. Let’s happy gaming!

  14. Sparky | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    I tried it once, but could never get my ear to talk on the phone.

  15. Nonsuch Ned | 7:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    I’m gonna play the HELL out of this game! Ha! A… B… JUMP… run, oooh mushroom……
    I… AM… MARIO!….
    those little spiky shells are out to get me…. kill with fire….
    ….I don’t like this game.

  16. Biff the Understudy | 8:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Thunderbolt Airplane? It’s a terroristic threat!

  17. Classic Steve | 8:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    It gets “better”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBBMnY7mANg

  18. Marum | 12:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The last game advance I made got my face slapped.

  19. Marum | 2:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 3  

    @72rd. Yu rike fwies with that.

  20. Marum | 2:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually. Try saying that out loud.

  21. Marum | 2:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Algernon.

    You actually strap it to your rear.
    The games are so easy, you can play them with your a**e.

  22. Marum | 2:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    What does the amber button do, then?

  23. EffEff | 3:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning, habitual use may cause PSP (Progressive Supranuclear Palsy).

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: May contain traces of pixels

  25. Droll not Troll | 7:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @Classic Steve: LOL @ Chanticleer Hegemony! I was disappointed, really wanted to see a big hank cyclone.

  26. Lollerskate | 1:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Looking for the remaining earphone and handle on the thunderbolt airplane is the way it gets you hooked!

  27. Atli | 7:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Looks like the hybrid portable XboxPU.

  28. K. Brown | 2:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    This is nothing compared to Retieval Mankind’s Batman.

  29. Unown | 10:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    On the side it reads ‘PCP Siaiion’ and if you’re lucky, you can play timeless classics such as Super Mary and Chanticleer Hegemony!

  30. fredly frenson | 12:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thunderbolt Airplane – Isn’t Glace Swick in that band?

  31. Patrick McReary | 4:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Not sure if anyone’s mentioned it, but these are the infamous “PCP” PSP-ripoffs which are well known on Ashens. Just go on Ashens’ YouTube channel and you’ll find these on there. They’re extremely shoddy in ways you can’t imagine.

  32. Alph the Fox | 1:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Poly Ctstion Partibull.
    Extrusive games:
    Sonyk revas
    Castrevana: The drakra x crincals
    Carl of Deputy: Rod two Vectorial
    MadNathan Raisers
    Master haunters Fred um

  33. Enclave | 7:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Dont forget City Fighter and Chanticleer Hegemony!

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