Grow a pair

posted on 15 May 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Put a little feeling in it.

Photo courtesy of Lisa Carman.
Found in LiJiang, China.

32 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:03 am |

    Not at all yeasty

  2. Algernon | 4:04 am |

    Sorry I don’t feel a thing

  3. Tong | 4:06 am |

    Also known as hash cookies.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |

    Also called ‘numblings’

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |

    Number than dumblings?

  6. coffeebot | 4:09 am |

    would you like more novocaine jelly?

  7. JohnZ | 4:16 am |

    And you can listen to ‘Poker Face’ while you eat our biscuits.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:33 am |

    Can I get any number?

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:38 am |

    They’re the latest sensation- NOT!

  10. jjhitt | 4:39 am |

    Well, numb my biscuits and call me Butter.

  11. jjhitt | 4:41 am |

    I’m Aunt Jemima and I approved this message.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:41 am |

    Biscuit shall be the number thou shalt count.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:50 am |

    Add some nuts and it will quickly become Number One Biscuit

  14. PeeBee | 4:51 am |

    How does one grow “numb biscuits?”

  15. Stopchicks | 4:56 am |

    We already have enough numbnuts in the world, don’t need any more.

  16. alexmagnus | 5:00 am |

    Our biscuits are tired of being what we want them to be.

  17. Ben | 5:13 am |

    Right next to the “magic brownies”

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:33 am |

    *umbnumbnumbnumbnumb*

  19. Big Fat Cat | 5:45 am |

    brought to you by Mrs Christie: “They make numb biscuits”

  20. Sparky | 6:20 am |

    Eat one and find the meaning of life.

  21. Silly Uncle Willy | 6:26 am |

    @peebee: you try driving from Boston to Cleavland sitting on a hard seat and see how numb your biscuits get.

  22. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:55 am |

    I think it’s missing a comma, but I’m not sure where it goes.

  23. Frank Burns | 7:29 am |

    Is this one of those theme restaurants where you have to sit on a block of ice?

  24. Biff the Understudy | 9:05 am |

    I’m Cheech Marin and I approved this grow operation.

  25. wvlekker | 11:15 am |

    Related somehow to limp bizkit ?

  26. jjhitt | 11:29 am |

    A ricochet biscuit is a biscuit that bounces off the wall into your mouth. A numb biscuit bounces off the wall and knocks you out.

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:40 pm |

    A.k.a. ‘Silence of the numbs’

  28. Marum | 12:44 pm |

    @PeeBee. After 5 times.

  29. Marum | 1:24 pm |

    Accelerated Chinese learning. Every time you pronounce a word incorrectly, they whack your biscuits with a Table-tennis bat.

    Your biscuits will be numb soon enough.

  30. Nonsuch Ned | 2:35 pm |

    ♫♪ I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
    I’m the one who said just Grow Numb Biscuits!♫♫

  31. Marum | 6:20 pm |

    @FB. No. They hang the block of ice from your biscuits.

    The record is 4 blocks.

  32. GwydionM | 10:38 am |

    They are fertilised with dumbed-down news

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