He deserved it

posted on 13 May 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Patty had it easy…

Photo courtesy of William Veerbeek.
Menu found at Moscow Airport restaurant. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Where does he put it

  2. Algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 1  

    I’m a meat and potatoes man myself

  3. jjhitt | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 26  Subtract rating 0  

    We’re a little worried about Patty.

  4. iLock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 4  

    ♫ Daddy, would you like some sausage?
    Daddy, would you like some sausage?
    Daddy, would you like some sausages?
    Daddy, would you like some sausage?
    Sausages? Sausages? ♫

  5. Tong | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    When I married her, I did not know that her father was that way inclined.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 49  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s the wurst day of his life.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    In case of Patsy, it would be Absolutely Fabulous!

  8. Tong | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, dad, is this your sausage or mine?

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Now all he needs is spam, spam, spam, spam, (no sausage) and spam, spam, spam …

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 25  Subtract rating 0  

    Patty got the hen, her father-in-law got the c…

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Hello Patty

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Meat the Fockers.

  13. mickeygreeneyes | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, Patty, whatever you’re doing with that chicken, you’d better stop right NOW!

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    It puts the sausage and desserted

  15. Chuck | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Because the mother-in-law said “Nyet!”

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Sausage and…. teste? :?

  17. Dervrak | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh the THINGS your father made me do before he would consent to our marriage….shudder…

  18. Big Fat Cat | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Just right after publishing this menu, the last entry was taken off and replaced with “Father In Law with Patty the chicken”.

  19. Chris | 7:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Who’s up for a game of “hide the sausage?”

  20. Junkyard | 7:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a monstrous potato.

  21. Frank Burns | 7:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s enought to make anyone go vegetarian.

  22. Dude | 8:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Good evening, Mr. Kafka. One of your literary creations tried to test me. I ate him with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

  23. Mr. Clown | 9:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    From the same chefs who invented “Fatty cow in the United States in dad in sand in.”

  24. Marum | 12:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT. Ya. But dese fokkers were MIGs

  25. Marum | 12:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Get your sausage out of your father-in-law. You don’t know where he has been.

  26. Marum | 12:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Ivan Markovic, may his tribe decrease,
    Awoke one night from a dream of geese,
    And saw in the gaslight in his room,
    Making it rich like the nutgrass in bloom,
    A sausage therein, on a book of gold.

    To his questioned WTF? the goose said to the dork,
    I write the names of those who most love pork,
    Ivan asked; Is my name there?
    No it is not, said the goose, old and sere,
    Ivan said. Let it be writ.

    The following night Ivan the goose did behold,
    With the sausage on the book of gold,
    Who said, tonight I shall be gone,
    And there upon the pages of the book of gold,
    Ivan Markovic’s name was the only one.

    (Gottverdammte, what can one rhyme with sausage?)

  27. Sparky | 1:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Cock a doodle doo. Or as Patty says, any c…’ll do.

  28. Lora | 3:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t know about the father-in-law, but I bet Homer Simpson is glad that his sister-in-law Patty somehow ended up on a menu. Now if only Selma would join her as the chicken… mmmm, chicken.

  29. Marum | 3:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The thought of a number of assorted Pattys is somewhat titillating.

  30. Marum | 3:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    GOT IT!

    Ivan Markovic may his tribe decrease,
    Awoke one night from a dream of grease,
    And saw there in the gaslight in his room,
    Making it rich like the nutgrass in bloom,
    An wizard therein writing in a book of gold.

    To his questioned WTF the wizard replied,
    I write the names of all they who most love sausage,
    For only they will go to heaven I do presage,
    Ivan asked, Is my name there?
    No it is not. Said the wizard old and sere.
    Then let it be writ, Ivan cried.

    The following night the wizard did Ivan behold,
    Writing again in the book of gold,
    Who said, This day I shall be gone.
    And there within the pages of that tome of old,
    Ivan Markovic’s name was the only one.

    Who said nothing rhymes with “sausage”

  31. Jøshua | 4:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    I googled smams, since I have no idea what it is. The first site was for Substance Abuse and Mental Health. Thanks Russia

  32. Chuck | 3:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    just free-stylin’…
    sausage:
    message
    passage
    peerage
    colder than an Ice Age
    twenty is a nice age
    Goose Gossage
    hostage
    postage

  33. tankero | 12:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    In Soviet Russia…

  34. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m fine with a father-in-law loving whoever he’s going to love, but that Patty is a freak.

  35. Lollerskate | 7:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Samsa is just asexual.

  36. poupoupoupoupoupoupou | 3:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    http://culinaryalchemist.blogspot.ca/2009/04/swaddling-swine-wurstchen-im-schlafrock.html

    this explains the sausage and teste

  37. Paul | 7:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Junkyard, your pun has a double kafkian bottom here – most probably you know that a samsa (same as samosa) also is a kind of food :)

  38. Paul | 7:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    just in case, in Russian “teste” can mean a prepositional case form from both “testo” (dough) and “test’” (father-in-law)
    :)

  39. Doctor Q | 7:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Am I the only one that is thinking somewhat sexual things from that sentence?

  40. Andy B. | 5:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My wife wants the option for her mother-in-law.

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