How soon is now?

posted on 12 May 2013 in Menus

You want it of when?

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of Grant Beilefeld.
Found at restaurant in Japan. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Presently!

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s already quarter past now

  3. SF | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    You can be sure that when we prepare it, it will be now.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    This sign has been made of last year

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I will want to eat then. Now.

  6. JohnZ | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    You can also have it delivered right at your home by our DeLorean.

  7. GwydionM | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    We want the menu and we want it now

  8. BFS | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Luke Skywaler: “You will prepare this menu at time of now!”
    Bib Fortuna: “I will prepare this menu at time of now.”
    Luke Skywalker: “You serve your customers well.”
    Bib Fortuna: “I serve my customers well.”

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    - Would you like to order now, Sir?
    - No, thank you. I did that three hours ago.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    What Difference Does It Make?

  11. Ben | 6:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, yeah, the menu’s lovely. Where’s my FOOD?!

  12. Chuck | 6:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Okay, so yesterday’s soup is off the menu ?
    Shall I come back tomorrow ?

  13. Droll not Troll | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You can always tell if it’s that time of the now. The cook starts throwing pots around.

  14. davonblr | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    But we will serve this menu at time of then.

    Please ignore the classified selections. That is all.

  15. Pectolatra | 7:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    My ex-boss would want this menu at time of yesterday.

  16. Stopchicks | 8:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd: Stole my line!

    Kudos.

  17. Droll not Troll | 8:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, no! Not instant noodles again!

  18. jjhitt | 9:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    First we cook it, then we figure out what it was.

  19. jjhitt | 9:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m sorry. That’s on the Now-Breakfast menu. We’re already serving Now-Lunch.

  20. A Non-Y Mouse | 10:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    But we will have free beer tomorrow.

  21. Marum | 10:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Not only do we do it now, but we write it on your forehead.

  22. Marum | 10:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Ancient Japanese trick. Getting menu does not ensure getting food..

  23. Marum | 10:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Our menu is eco friendly. You can eat it.
    In fact, we recommend you eat it.

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Stopchicks: I will deeply apologize now. (Which one?) ;p

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s Engrish when menu is the make!

  26. Mr. Clown | 12:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Wait for it… NOW! Prepare the menu!

  27. Mr. Clown | 12:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t make promises you can’t keep…

  28. Stopchicks | 1:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd — No need for apology, just props for the Smiths reference. :)

  29. Auntie | 2:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Handwritten sign basically they will make your order at the time you order it.
    Then they have this lovely printed nonsense.
    Way to go, in Engrish-land!

  30. mickeygreeneyes | 3:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I will beat you for using bad English NOW!

  31. Biff the Understudy | 6:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Why is the rest of the sign redacted?

  32. Jewels | 6:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No time rike the pleasant.

  33. Jøshua | 7:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Id rather you just prepared my food.

  34. Droll not Troll | 7:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If it’s my birthday, will you prepare it at time of present?

  35. Sparky | 8:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s now or never.

  36. Lobo | 8:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sign found at the Einstein Cafe.

  37. King Fabulous | 12:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Eat before after I may?

  38. Lollerskate | 7:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it now yet?

  39. iLock | 4:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If the sign is always there, is it always now?

  40. olog-hai | 2:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When you say it’s gonna happen “now” . . . well, when exactly do you mean? See I’ve already waited too long and all my hope is gone! :(

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