You want it of when?
Photo courtesy of Grant Beilefeld.
Found at restaurant in Japan.
It’s already quarter past now
You can be sure that when we prepare it, it will be now.
This sign has been made of last year
I will want to eat then. Now.
You can also have it delivered right at your home by our DeLorean.
We want the menu and we want it now
Luke Skywaler: “You will prepare this menu at time of now!”
Bib Fortuna: “I will prepare this menu at time of now.”
Luke Skywalker: “You serve your customers well.”
Bib Fortuna: “I serve my customers well.”
- Would you like to order now, Sir?
- No, thank you. I did that three hours ago.
What Difference Does It Make?
Yeah, yeah, the menu’s lovely. Where’s my FOOD?!
Okay, so yesterday’s soup is off the menu ?
Shall I come back tomorrow ?
You can always tell if it’s that time of the now. The cook starts throwing pots around.
But we will serve this menu at time of then.
Please ignore the classified selections. That is all.
My ex-boss would want this menu at time of yesterday.
@Seventy2rd: Stole my line!
Oh, no! Not instant noodles again!
First we cook it, then we figure out what it was.
I’m sorry. That’s on the Now-Breakfast menu. We’re already serving Now-Lunch.
But we will have free beer tomorrow.
Not only do we do it now, but we write it on your forehead.
Ancient Japanese trick. Getting menu does not ensure getting food..
Our menu is eco friendly. You can eat it.
In fact, we recommend you eat it.
@ Stopchicks: I will deeply apologize now. (Which one?) ;p
Let’s Engrish when menu is the make!
Wait for it… NOW! Prepare the menu!
Don’t make promises you can’t keep…
@Seventy2rd — No need for apology, just props for the Smiths reference.
Handwritten sign basically they will make your order at the time you order it.
Then they have this lovely printed nonsense.
Way to go, in Engrish-land!
I will beat you for using bad English NOW!
Why is the rest of the sign redacted?
No time rike the pleasant.
Id rather you just prepared my food.
If it’s my birthday, will you prepare it at time of present?
It’s now or never.
Sign found at the Einstein Cafe.
Eat before after I may?
Is it now yet?
If the sign is always there, is it always now?
When you say it’s gonna happen “now” . . . well, when exactly do you mean? See I’ve already waited too long and all my hope is gone!
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