Matters needing attention:

posted on 5 May 2013 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Kayla Hardin.
Dumplings found in Taiwan. 

30 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:03 am |

    Well I’m scorched

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |

    Short edible method:

    1. Watch your mouth
    2. Burn your mouth
    3. You dumbling!

  3. Snickers | 4:22 am |

    It puts the boiled dumplings in the pot or else it gets the ebullition again.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:23 am |

    So I have to cook myself in the same pot as dumplings and then fish them out and eat them?! I WANT TO BE EATED TOO!!!

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:45 am |

    I didn’t know it was necessary to boil food to make it edible to fish. I learn something new every day!

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:50 am |

    Brought to you by the Society for the Ebullition of Dumplings.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:01 am |

    NOTE: For better mouth taste, please use your teeths

  8. Big Fat Cat | 5:23 am |

    Our company is not responsible for your stupid action of burning your mouth or other parts of your body.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:28 am |

    My deer dumplings company! It doesn’t matter!

    It is very hungry on you! so it wants to happy that it can’t burn the mouth because event of a fire is prohibited by ebullition. After it methods: gently boils gently, it joins water, it fishes, but then it against edible. Therefore it returns the boiling dumplings (includes me gently) in original sleeve if it does not attentions to the Law of Ebullition matters.


  10. jjhitt | 5:34 am |

    Gently, gently, burn the mouth.

  11. jjhitt | 5:47 am |

    Join a bowl. Start a boiling league.

  12. Ben | 6:07 am |

    Shouldn’t boils fishes. Eats them raw, my precious.

  13. Chuck | 6:38 am |

    Gently stirs gently.
    Boiled dumplings boiled.
    Carefully burns mouth.

    More bad haiku.

  14. Droll not Troll | 7:44 am |

    After carefully burning the mouth you will need attention. They got that right.

  15. Mr. Wrong | 9:51 am |

    If I ask politely, is it OK if I don’t burn my mouth? My doctor advised against it, and I have a note from my Mom.

  16. Marum | 10:03 am |


  17. Marum | 10:05 am |

    So! If I’m properly boiled I’m edible to fishes. I didn’t think they cared.

  18. Marum | 10:06 am |

    I prefer my dumplings like my women – RAW!

  19. GwydionM | 10:08 am |

    I don’t want to join a bowl of cold water, I like to keep dry

  20. Marum | 10:12 am |

    Raw dumplings.
    Need cooking by ebullition
    Even more very bad Haiku

  21. Lora | 11:42 am |

    A guy once asked me “Hey there dumpling, wanna join me in a bowl of cold water?” I answered “I dunno, think there’s room in there for the both of us?” *dodges tomato”

  22. Thunderbolt294 | 11:58 am |

    But please, don’t fire while burn the mouth, elevator prohibits.

  23. Jim_S | 7:48 am |

    Ebullition is just a theory!

  24. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:00 am |

    Please burn the mouth properly, on a hard non-flammable surface away from buildings, decks, fuel cans, oily rags, and other combustibles.

  25. doryo | 10:00 am |

    The ebullition of dumplings create fish that burn your mouth

  26. Lollerskate | 10:29 am |

    Please burn your mouth. It turns me on.

  27. mutant llama | 11:49 am |

    In Engrish=2 paragraphs.

    In Japanese= 2.5 sentences.

  28. Chef drew | 8:14 am |

    Ebullition: the act of intentionally burning ones mouth, carefully with boiling hot dumplings.

  29. Tabitha | 9:19 pm |

    But only burn your mouth.

  30. sirpaulfan | 3:41 am |

    You don’t even want to know about the inedible method.

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