Matters needing attention:

posted on 5 May 2013 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Kayla Hardin.
Dumplings found in Taiwan. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Well I’m scorched

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 26  Subtract rating 0  

    Short edible method:

    1. Watch your mouth
    2. Burn your mouth
    3. You dumbling!

  3. Snickers | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    It puts the boiled dumplings in the pot or else it gets the ebullition again.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    So I have to cook myself in the same pot as dumplings and then fish them out and eat them?! I WANT TO BE EATED TOO!!!

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t know it was necessary to boil food to make it edible to fish. I learn something new every day!

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Brought to you by the Society for the Ebullition of Dumplings.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    NOTE: For better mouth taste, please use your teeths

  8. Big Fat Cat | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Our company is not responsible for your stupid action of burning your mouth or other parts of your body.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    My deer dumplings company! It doesn’t matter!

    It is very hungry on you! so it wants to happy that it can’t burn the mouth because event of a fire is prohibited by ebullition. After it methods: gently boils gently, it joins water, it fishes, but then it against edible. Therefore it returns the boiling dumplings (includes me gently) in original sleeve if it does not attentions to the Law of Ebullition matters.

    Chefs!

  10. jjhitt | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Gently, gently, burn the mouth.

  11. jjhitt | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Join a bowl. Start a boiling league.

  12. Ben | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Shouldn’t boils fishes. Eats them raw, my precious.

  13. Chuck | 6:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Gently stirs gently.
    Boiled dumplings boiled.
    Carefully burns mouth.

    More bad haiku.

  14. Droll not Troll | 7:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    After carefully burning the mouth you will need attention. They got that right.

  15. Mr. Wrong | 9:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    If I ask politely, is it OK if I don’t burn my mouth? My doctor advised against it, and I have a note from my Mom.

  16. Marum | 10:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    EBULLITION???

  17. Marum | 10:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    So! If I’m properly boiled I’m edible to fishes. I didn’t think they cared.

  18. Marum | 10:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I prefer my dumplings like my women – RAW!

  19. GwydionM | 10:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t want to join a bowl of cold water, I like to keep dry

  20. Marum | 10:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Raw dumplings.
    Need cooking by ebullition
    Even more very bad Haiku

  21. Lora | 11:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    A guy once asked me “Hey there dumpling, wanna join me in a bowl of cold water?” I answered “I dunno, think there’s room in there for the both of us?” *dodges tomato”

  22. Thunderbolt294 | 11:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But please, don’t fire while burn the mouth, elevator prohibits.

  23. Jim_S | 7:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Ebullition is just a theory!

  24. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Please burn the mouth properly, on a hard non-flammable surface away from buildings, decks, fuel cans, oily rags, and other combustibles.

  25. doryo | 10:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The ebullition of dumplings create fish that burn your mouth

  26. Lollerskate | 10:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Please burn your mouth. It turns me on.

  27. mutant llama | 11:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In Engrish=2 paragraphs.

    In Japanese= 2.5 sentences.

  28. Chef drew | 8:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ebullition: the act of intentionally burning ones mouth, carefully with boiling hot dumplings.

  29. Tabitha | 9:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But only burn your mouth.

  30. sirpaulfan | 3:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You don’t even want to know about the inedible method.

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