Maybe a two-night stand

posted on 16 May 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Please enjoy our feet high club.

Photo courtesy of Wendy Jansma.
Found at Singapore Airport transit lounge. 

34 captions

  1. Tong | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    No man, I don’t want longer one-night stand, no baggage! Just standard one-night stands.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Passengers with one-year-ticket only, please

  3. Algernon | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 31  Subtract rating 0  

    What with everyone watching

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t stand it any longer!!

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like all these years were just a nightmare…

  6. jjhitt | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 24  Subtract rating 0  

    Your bus stop or mine?

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 40  Subtract rating 1  

    You keep using that term “one-night stand”. I do not think it means what Google Translate told you it means.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    ”Good For All Night”

  9. mickeygreeneyes | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 3  

    Longer? Hmm. Would 8 inches be long enough?

  10. jjhitt | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    I’m kind of a stairwell guy myself.

  11. jjhitt | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 1  

    Gives a new meaning to the words “Now boarding”.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    The nights are longer because there’s more space? Something tells me there’s a quantum effect involved.

  13. Sparky | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    “And to all a good one night stand!” courtesy of Bad Santa.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I prefer a but station for that

  15. Frank Burns | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    I’m not gonna hold my breath.

  16. Chuck | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    A one-year makeover graduates her to longer one-night stands ?

    I do NOT need to see the “before” pictures !

  17. Frank Burns | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    She must be a real beast if it took a year for a makeover.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    NOTE: When you wake up, you will under stand

  19. GwydionM | 10:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Try the Lotus Eater Lounge, you might never wish to leave

  20. Lora | 11:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    I felt so guilty for having a one-night stand, I bought a second-night stand for the other side of the bed.

  21. Lobo | 11:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Brought to you by Durex.

  22. Marum | 11:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Even in a linguistically permissive day and age such as this, term “one night stand”, for a liaison that goes for more than one night, is an anachronism

  23. Marum | 11:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    LOOK! I’ve been standing here all bloody nigh. May I lie down for a bit?

  24. tekleader | 12:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Call me a romantic, but I like to treat my one night stands to half an airplane bottle of rum and a cinnabon before retiring to our corner of the spacious transit lounge.

  25. Marum | 1:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @tekleader. Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

  26. Marum | 1:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    One night stand is Ok, but two are far more useful.

  27. Marum | 1:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @Algernon. You could charge for watching, to defray the cost of the ticket. With a little luck you may show a profit.

  28. Marum | 1:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Makeover and renovation, don’t quite imply the same thing. Do they?

  29. Marum | 1:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s the screws that hold it all together.

  30. RT | 3:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    honestly, officer, jetblue led me on!

  31. Marum | 3:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah! But will you still respect me in the morning.

  32. WorrierPrincess | 10:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Awkward Breakfast not included.

  33. Lollerskate | 7:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Airport security says: Why worry yourself about threats of a bomb when you can treat yourself about wiith a sex bomb!

  34. Lollerskate | 7:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Prolonged enjoyment on the -tight- transit lounges, on the other hand, is deterred.

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