Maybe a two-night stand

posted on 16 May 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Please enjoy our feet high club.

Photo courtesy of Wendy Jansma.
Found at Singapore Airport transit lounge. 

34 captions

  1. Tong | 4:07 am |

    No man, I don’t want longer one-night stand, no baggage! Just standard one-night stands.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |

    Passengers with one-year-ticket only, please

  3. Algernon | 4:10 am |

    What with everyone watching

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    I can’t stand it any longer!!

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |

    Looks like all these years were just a nightmare…

  6. jjhitt | 4:19 am |

    Your bus stop or mine?

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |

    You keep using that term “one-night stand”. I do not think it means what Google Translate told you it means.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:27 am |

    ”Good For All Night”

  9. mickeygreeneyes | 4:35 am |

    Longer? Hmm. Would 8 inches be long enough?

  10. jjhitt | 4:41 am |

    I’m kind of a stairwell guy myself.

  11. jjhitt | 4:42 am |

    Gives a new meaning to the words “Now boarding”.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:48 am |

    The nights are longer because there’s more space? Something tells me there’s a quantum effect involved.

  13. Sparky | 4:54 am |

    “And to all a good one night stand!” courtesy of Bad Santa.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:13 am |

    I prefer a but station for that

  15. Frank Burns | 5:37 am |

    I’m not gonna hold my breath.

  16. Chuck | 5:44 am |

    A one-year makeover graduates her to longer one-night stands ?

    I do NOT need to see the “before” pictures !

  17. Frank Burns | 6:08 am |

    She must be a real beast if it took a year for a makeover.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:30 am |

    NOTE: When you wake up, you will under stand

  19. GwydionM | 10:36 am |

    Try the Lotus Eater Lounge, you might never wish to leave

  20. Lora | 11:18 am |

    I felt so guilty for having a one-night stand, I bought a second-night stand for the other side of the bed.

  21. Lobo | 11:24 am |

    Brought to you by Durex.

  22. Marum | 11:29 am |

    Even in a linguistically permissive day and age such as this, term “one night stand”, for a liaison that goes for more than one night, is an anachronism

  23. Marum | 11:31 am |

    LOOK! I’ve been standing here all bloody nigh. May I lie down for a bit?

  24. tekleader | 12:24 pm |

    Call me a romantic, but I like to treat my one night stands to half an airplane bottle of rum and a cinnabon before retiring to our corner of the spacious transit lounge.

  25. Marum | 1:49 pm |

    @tekleader. Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

  26. Marum | 1:50 pm |

    One night stand is Ok, but two are far more useful.

  27. Marum | 1:54 pm |

    @Algernon. You could charge for watching, to defray the cost of the ticket. With a little luck you may show a profit.

  28. Marum | 1:56 pm |

    Makeover and renovation, don’t quite imply the same thing. Do they?

  29. Marum | 1:58 pm |

    It’s the screws that hold it all together.

  30. RT | 3:11 pm |

    honestly, officer, jetblue led me on!

  31. Marum | 3:29 pm |

    Ah! But will you still respect me in the morning.

  32. WorrierPrincess | 10:52 pm |

    Awkward Breakfast not included.

  33. Lollerskate | 7:35 am |

    Airport security says: Why worry yourself about threats of a bomb when you can treat yourself about wiith a sex bomb!

  34. Lollerskate | 7:38 am |

    Prolonged enjoyment on the -tight- transit lounges, on the other hand, is deterred.

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