Not the most popular headache remedy

posted on 10 May 2013 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Tired of that old symmetric face?

Photo courtesy of Chris Shipman. 
Found in China. 

46 captions

  1. Jonnytbone | 4:04 am |

    I’ve longed for the days of a good old fashioned face bashing.

  2. Algernon | 4:07 am |

    Looks like a black eye on the right

  3. Algernon | 4:07 am |

    An Easy life leads to this

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |

    Hit me hard, baby!

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |

    False eyebashes are prohibited

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    The package designer was on smack.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    What is this product? Beats me!

  8. Tong | 4:18 am |

    I was only buying her a valentine’s day present, your honor…

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |

    This girl has really suffered! The talk balloon is coming from the side of her face!

  10. Rm | 4:20 am |

    Look, she’s flushing..

  11. jjhitt | 4:22 am |

    Let SANFU do a snafu on you!

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:25 am |

    – And now the other eye, Miss

  13. jjhitt | 4:30 am |

    Sponge violence can be stopped. Support sensible sponge control.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:46 am |

    No, no! All I wanted was a pair of socks! For my feet!

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:01 am |

    KUNGFU bashing is much more effective

  16. davonblr | 5:22 am |

    Face Bashing! – For when kinds fashional dresses, robes and flowery headgears, just aren’t enough! Try it now, you little stylist, you!

  17. davonblr | 5:29 am |

    Bashing Your Face, Instructions:

    Step 1) Drab some bater from the tap
    Step 2) Get a bet rag
    Step 3) Bash your face, thoroughly!

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:57 am |

    For modern woman’s self-offense, try our Karate Kit

  19. Sparky | 6:25 am |

    Better than leaving on the mountains.

  20. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:43 am |

    Black eye concealing makeup from Sanfu,

  21. J-Luke | 6:48 am |

    Not tonight dear, you gave me a headache…

  22. Dervrak | 6:57 am |

    Gee this could sure be open to misinterpretation…

    My boyfriend is so sweet! He gave me a face bashing on Valentines day!

  23. Droll not Troll | 7:33 am |

    I’m Bruise Lee and I endorse this product.

  24. Big Fat Cat | 7:36 am |

    I didn’t know face bashing is legal in China

  25. coffeebot | 7:38 am |

    SANFU: Semantics Asian, Normally F*cked Up

  26. Frank Burns | 8:11 am |

    Sanfu u too.

  27. Lora | 8:57 am |

    You’ll look like you were beaten with a beautiful stick.

  28. Mr. Clown | 9:04 am |

    It’s just what you need when going to a club or walking into a bar.

  29. Mr. Clown | 9:22 am |

    If you experience bleeding, bruises, concussion and/or a fractured skull when using this product, keep using it – it’s fashionable!

  30. Mr. Clown | 9:30 am |

    “Easy fashion, easy life”. Yeah, I suppose pummeling myself in the face is faster and more worthwhile than applying cosmetics…

  31. Biff the Understudy | 9:31 am |

    #! /usr/face/bash

  32. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:57 am |

    Method of abuse (This method does not require men!)

    – Double bash lips
    – Left and right eyebash
    – Nose crack
    – Jaws dislocate

    NOTE: For that polished bashionable look, we recommend to use eye & lip remover, heavy-duty manicure set and sawing kit.

  33. GwydionM | 10:01 am |

    As seen on Faceboot

  34. Pectolatra | 10:58 am |

    Chun Li’s beauty secret.

  35. Dervrak | 12:38 pm |

    Police: You just confessed to beating your wife.

    Man: No I did not!

    Police: But you stated that when she said she wouldn’t have sex with you because she had a headache, you gave her a face bashing.

    Man: Correct…

  36. Marum | 12:51 pm |

    Well! Boxers get punched around the ring all the time.

  37. Marum | 12:56 pm |

    One of the little known hazards of a 69er.

  38. Marum | 1:18 pm |

    @Lora. I try not to brag.;)

  39. Grm449 | 3:37 pm |

    Face Bashing brought to you by SNAFU. I prefer Ball Crushing by FUBAR

  40. Lollerskate | 7:49 am |

    Cover girl says: It’s kinky!

  41. DragonLady | 9:21 am |

    For expert bashers only: first kidnap & enslave in closet or basement.

  42. Jewels | 6:56 pm |

    Sanfu is a typo supposed t be SNAFU – Situation Normal, All F*cked Up.

  43. tekleader | 12:34 pm |

    Chris Brown approved.

  44. fredly frenson | 12:34 pm |

    Instant 2by4, just add water (knocking forehead into wall)

  45. Susan | 12:31 pm |

    I hear Chris Brown bought this company.

  46. sirpaulfan | 3:46 am |

    No, I just fell down the stairs….that’s what they told me to say.

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