Not the most popular headache remedy

posted on 10 May 2013 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Tired of that old symmetric face?

Photo courtesy of Chris Shipman. 
Found in China. 

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  1. Jonnytbone | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve longed for the days of a good old fashioned face bashing.

  2. Algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like a black eye on the right

  3. Algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    An Easy life leads to this

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Hit me hard, baby!

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    False eyebashes are prohibited

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The package designer was on smack.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 36  Subtract rating 0  

    What is this product? Beats me!

  8. Tong | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    I was only buying her a valentine’s day present, your honor…

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    This girl has really suffered! The talk balloon is coming from the side of her face!

  10. Rm | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Look, she’s flushing..

  11. jjhitt | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Let SANFU do a snafu on you!

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    - And now the other eye, Miss

  13. jjhitt | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Sponge violence can be stopped. Support sensible sponge control.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    No, no! All I wanted was a pair of socks! For my feet!

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    KUNGFU bashing is much more effective

  16. davonblr | 5:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Face Bashing! – For when kinds fashional dresses, robes and flowery headgears, just aren’t enough! Try it now, you little stylist, you!

  17. davonblr | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Bashing Your Face, Instructions:

    Step 1) Drab some bater from the tap
    Step 2) Get a bet rag
    Step 3) Bash your face, thoroughly!

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    For modern woman’s self-offense, try our Karate Kit

  19. Sparky | 6:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Better than leaving on the mountains.

  20. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Black eye concealing makeup from Sanfu,

  21. J-Luke | 6:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Not tonight dear, you gave me a headache…

  22. Dervrak | 6:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Gee this could sure be open to misinterpretation…

    My boyfriend is so sweet! He gave me a face bashing on Valentines day!

  23. Droll not Troll | 7:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m Bruise Lee and I endorse this product.

  24. Big Fat Cat | 7:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t know face bashing is legal in China

  25. coffeebot | 7:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    SANFU: Semantics Asian, Normally F*cked Up

  26. Frank Burns | 8:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Sanfu u too.

  27. Lora | 8:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    You’ll look like you were beaten with a beautiful stick.

  28. Mr. Clown | 9:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s just what you need when going to a club or walking into a bar.

  29. Mr. Clown | 9:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    If you experience bleeding, bruises, concussion and/or a fractured skull when using this product, keep using it – it’s fashionable!

  30. Mr. Clown | 9:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    “Easy fashion, easy life”. Yeah, I suppose pummeling myself in the face is faster and more worthwhile than applying cosmetics…

  31. Biff the Understudy | 9:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    #! /usr/face/bash

  32. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Method of abuse (This method does not require men!)

    - Double bash lips
    - Left and right eyebash
    - Nose crack
    - Jaws dislocate

    NOTE: For that polished bashionable look, we recommend to use eye & lip remover, heavy-duty manicure set and sawing kit.

  33. GwydionM | 10:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    As seen on Faceboot

  34. Pectolatra | 10:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Chun Li’s beauty secret.

  35. Dervrak | 12:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Police: You just confessed to beating your wife.

    Man: No I did not!

    Police: But you stated that when she said she wouldn’t have sex with you because she had a headache, you gave her a face bashing.

    Man: Correct…

  36. Marum | 12:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Well! Boxers get punched around the ring all the time.

  37. Marum | 12:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    One of the little known hazards of a 69er.

  38. Marum | 1:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Lora. I try not to brag.;)

  39. Grm449 | 3:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Face Bashing brought to you by SNAFU. I prefer Ball Crushing by FUBAR

  40. Lollerskate | 7:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Cover girl says: It’s kinky!

  41. DragonLady | 9:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    For expert bashers only: first kidnap & enslave in closet or basement.

  42. Jewels | 6:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sanfu is a typo supposed t be SNAFU – Situation Normal, All F*cked Up.

  43. tekleader | 12:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Chris Brown approved.

  44. fredly frenson | 12:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Instant 2by4, just add water (knocking forehead into wall)

  45. Susan | 12:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I hear Chris Brown bought this company.

  46. sirpaulfan | 3:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No, I just fell down the stairs….that’s what they told me to say.

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