Tired of that old symmetric face?
Photo courtesy of Chris Shipman.
Found in China.
I’ve longed for the days of a good old fashioned face bashing.
Looks like a black eye on the right
An Easy life leads to this
Hit me hard, baby!
False eyebashes are prohibited
The package designer was on smack.
What is this product? Beats me!
I was only buying her a valentine’s day present, your honor…
This girl has really suffered! The talk balloon is coming from the side of her face!
Look, she’s flushing..
Let SANFU do a snafu on you!
- And now the other eye, Miss
Sponge violence can be stopped. Support sensible sponge control.
No, no! All I wanted was a pair of socks! For my feet!
KUNGFU bashing is much more effective
Face Bashing! – For when kinds fashional dresses, robes and flowery headgears, just aren’t enough! Try it now, you little stylist, you!
Bashing Your Face, Instructions:
Step 1) Drab some bater from the tap
Step 2) Get a bet rag
Step 3) Bash your face, thoroughly!
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Better than leaving on the mountains.
Black eye concealing makeup from Sanfu,
Not tonight dear, you gave me a headache…
Gee this could sure be open to misinterpretation…
My boyfriend is so sweet! He gave me a face bashing on Valentines day!
I’m Bruise Lee and I endorse this product.
I didn’t know face bashing is legal in China
SANFU: Semantics Asian, Normally F*cked Up
Sanfu u too.
You’ll look like you were beaten with a beautiful stick.
It’s just what you need when going to a club or walking into a bar.
If you experience bleeding, bruises, concussion and/or a fractured skull when using this product, keep using it – it’s fashionable!
“Easy fashion, easy life”. Yeah, I suppose pummeling myself in the face is faster and more worthwhile than applying cosmetics…
Method of abuse (This method does not require men!)
- Double bash lips
- Left and right eyebash
- Nose crack
- Jaws dislocate
NOTE: For that polished bashionable look, we recommend to use eye & lip remover, heavy-duty manicure set and sawing kit.
As seen on Faceboot
Chun Li’s beauty secret.
Police: You just confessed to beating your wife.
Man: No I did not!
Police: But you stated that when she said she wouldn’t have sex with you because she had a headache, you gave her a face bashing.
Well! Boxers get punched around the ring all the time.
One of the little known hazards of a 69er.
@Lora. I try not to brag.;)
Face Bashing brought to you by SNAFU. I prefer Ball Crushing by FUBAR
Cover girl says: It’s kinky!
For expert bashers only: first kidnap & enslave in closet or basement.
Sanfu is a typo supposed t be SNAFU – Situation Normal, All F*cked Up.
Chris Brown approved.
Instant 2by4, just add water (knocking forehead into wall)
I hear Chris Brown bought this company.
No, I just fell down the stairs….that’s what they told me to say.
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