Please enjoy ethnicity

posted on 18 May 2013 in Signs

We’ll show you how…

Photo courtesy of Collin Rodolitz.
Tanning salon found in Tokyo, Japan. 

36 captions

  1. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Must be our new tanning beds

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |

    People is the new Black

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |

    Some people are just slaves to the beauty industry.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |

    Yellow in, Black out

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |

    Some of my best friends are customers.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    ♪ ♫
    We wish you a merry crispness ♪ ♫

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:27 am |

    They also produce great Blues

  8. SF | 4:47 am |

    I prefer my tanning rare.

  9. J-Luke | 4:52 am |

    “Boss, I have set the timers to 15 minutes.”
    “Fool! Those are not timers, those are level settings!”

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:00 am |

    – Mommy! I see black people!

  11. Frank Burns | 6:16 am |

    No Irish.

  12. Frank Burns | 6:19 am |

    After I was done there the cab drivers would not pick me up!

  13. Pectolatra | 6:39 am |

    I was actually looking for Orange People.

  14. Droll not Troll | 7:07 am |

    Jack, Karen, Claudia and Sirius?

  15. Lollerskate | 7:15 am |

    Come with free afro texture!

  16. Big Fat Cat | 9:05 am |

    Sir, would you like to be served with Teriyaki sauce?

  17. Frank Burns | 9:19 am |

    The orange people are in New Jersey.

  18. Ben | 9:21 am |

    World’s most redundant tanning salon.

  19. Ben | 9:23 am |

    @Frank Burns: “Don’t just lay there gettin’ a suntan. Won’t do you no good anyhow.”

  20. GwydionM | 9:30 am |

    Best quality boot polish used

  21. jjhitt | 10:51 am |

    I don’t have time to be black. Can you make me a Latino.

  22. jjhitt | 11:02 am |

    That’s not a tanning booth, it’s a microwave oven.

  23. jjhitt | 11:03 am |

    Can you do me from just the waist down?

  24. Bob | 12:09 pm |

    Black touches yellow… kills a fellow

  25. RT | 2:12 pm |

    hi, do you do discounts for oreos?

  26. RT | 2:21 pm |

    you have leveled up. please pick an attribute to increase:
    -rims
    -kicks
    -grape drank

  27. Marum | 3:04 pm |

    I imagine black people would not have a fat lot of use for this.

  28. Marum | 3:05 pm |

    Who said: “black people are equal”, from what I’ve seen, they are MORE than equal.

  29. Marum | 3:10 pm |

    Melanomas installed while you wait.

  30. kpopinsanity | 5:49 pm |

    Black is the new white.

  31. kpopinsanity | 5:51 pm |

    You’rr be back in brack in ress than an houl

  32. A Non-Y Mouse | 12:58 pm |

    Well, the Japanese are known for taking things to extremes.

  33. James | 1:52 pm |

    Tired of being pasty, cracker?
    Our salon will make you blacker,
    Love life dull and lacking vigour?
    You’d do better as a…

  34. elkabong | 5:32 am |

    Shanghai Soul food

  35. Jacqui | 5:56 pm |

    “燒” means grill

  36. Myself | 9:22 pm |

    Does it work in reverse? I’m sure there would be demand for that.

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