Please live

posted on 11 May 2013 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Tong Lin.
Found in Lianhuashan, Shenzhen, China. 

38 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t just sit there picking your nose, do something with your life.

  2. Algernon | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    They bite

  3. Algernon | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    They’re sharp

  4. Mr. Clown | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    What, pick the flowers? Get a life!

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Mama don’t allow no banjo playing around here…….

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Or: ”Don’t poo in front of the plant, it doesn’t like you”

  7. WorrierPrincess | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The good news is that you have more than one life. The bad news is that you don’t get to pick them.

  8. GwydionM | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    “Please also have lives” – death penalty for stealing plants. And you’ll be recycled.

  9. DrLex | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    No picking. You will be content with the plant we give you.

  10. Stopchicks | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    Get a life!
    But don’t be picky.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Also please not walking plants

  12. mickeygreeneyes | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, no picking! Blow your nose, for gosh sakes!

  13. mickeygreeneyes | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Scruggs and Flatt need not apply.

  14. Sparky | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    No pot picking here.

  15. Chris | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    They live, we sleep…

  16. Big Fat Cat | 7:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You can pick your own life!

  17. Lollerskate | 7:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Get YOUR OWN life! Please! Stop wanting to be like me! Gosh…

  18. Lollerskate | 7:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They don’t seem to be big fans of Super Mario USA in China…

  19. careless | 10:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What if I don’t want a life?

  20. careless | 10:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The plants choose you.

  21. careless | 10:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please have a life… you’re no good to them dead.

  22. RT | 11:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, select, start

    HAPPY?

  23. 田剛 | 12:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Chinese says: “Flowers/plants have lives; please do not pick [them].” So it looks like they just confused “plants” with “please.”

  24. Marum | 12:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Flutterbies are flee.

  25. Marum | 12:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Have a life free life. Live vicariously in someone slse’s.

  26. Marum | 12:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not hold on to Triffid while defecating. It will take offence.

  27. Marum | 1:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When you can lift this plant glasshoppel You are leady to reeve the academy.

  28. Marum | 1:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I know fleas also have lives. But can’t I at least scratch.

  29. Auntie | 1:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The kanji in the sign says, of course, that “Plants” have lives…

  30. Marum | 2:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT. I went to a plastic surgeon’s office the other day, and spent all day picking my nose and bum.

  31. Rick Garrett | 4:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Violators will lose one of their extra lives…

  32. Marum | 4:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Schizophrenics may lose several of their lives.

  33. A Non-Y Mouse | 9:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Get a life, ya bully!

  34. Biff the Understudy | 6:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not touch plant while defecating. Thank you.

  35. Finley | 3:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think they meant trolling instead of picking.

  36. Andy B. | 5:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Get your own life!

  37. tom | 9:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    welcome to real life maplestory, may i please offer you a mushroom

  38. Diana | 2:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Only neckbeards pick up pot plants.

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