Please live

Please live

posted on 11 May 2013 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Tong Lin.
Found in Lianhuashan, Shenzhen, China. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Don’t just sit there picking your nose, do something with your life.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

They bite

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

They’re sharp

Mr. Clown
Mr. Clown
10 years ago

What, pick the flowers? Get a life!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Mama don’t allow no banjo playing around here…….

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Or: ”Don’t poo in front of the plant, it doesn’t like you”

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
10 years ago

The good news is that you have more than one life. The bad news is that you don’t get to pick them.

GwydionM
10 years ago

“Please also have lives” – death penalty for stealing plants. And you’ll be recycled.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

No picking. You will be content with the plant we give you.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

Get a life!
But don’t be picky.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Also please not walking plants

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Yeah, no picking! Blow your nose, for gosh sakes!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Scruggs and Flatt need not apply.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

No pot picking here.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

They live, we sleep…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

You can pick your own life!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Get YOUR OWN life! Please! Stop wanting to be like me! Gosh…

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

They don’t seem to be big fans of Super Mario USA in China…

careless
careless
10 years ago

What if I don’t want a life?

careless
careless
10 years ago

The plants choose you.

careless
careless
10 years ago

Please have a life… you’re no good to them dead.

RT
RT
10 years ago

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, select, start

HAPPY?

田剛
田剛
10 years ago

Chinese says: “Flowers/plants have lives; please do not pick [them].” So it looks like they just confused “plants” with “please.”

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Flutterbies are flee.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Have a life free life. Live vicariously in someone slse’s.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Do not hold on to Triffid while defecating. It will take offence.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

When you can lift this plant glasshoppel You are leady to reeve the academy.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

I know fleas also have lives. But can’t I at least scratch.

Auntie
Auntie
10 years ago

The kanji in the sign says, of course, that “Plants” have lives…

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@DnT. I went to a plastic surgeon’s office the other day, and spent all day picking my nose and bum.

Rick Garrett
Rick Garrett
10 years ago

Violators will lose one of their extra lives…

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Schizophrenics may lose several of their lives.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Get a life, ya bully!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Do not touch plant while defecating. Thank you.

Finley
Finley
10 years ago

I think they meant trolling instead of picking.

Andy B.
Andy B.
10 years ago

Get your own life!

tom
tom
10 years ago

welcome to real life maplestory, may i please offer you a mushroom

Diana
Diana
10 years ago

Only neckbeards pick up pot plants.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
9 years ago

Move out of your parents’ basement!

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