Please use the mushroom

posted on 30 May 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Capacity: only 2 persons per noodle.

Photo courtesy of C.C. Leong.
Chinese says: “Please wait behind the 1 meter line”.  

43 captions

  1. engrishwebmaster | 1:34 am |

    Wipe feet before entering soup

  2. engrishwebmaster | 1:34 am |

    You must be this high to eat this soup

  3. Coffeebot | 1:41 am |

    Hey, there’s no line outside the ramen!

  4. Ageless | 2:46 am |

    What are you calling me?

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:11 am |

    Also, no smoking in the flour

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:15 am |

    Please enjoy the fright with our Shanghai rice-flour noodles

  7. Stopchicks | 3:55 am |

    But I’m trying to use my noodle to understand your sign…

  8. Coffeebot | 4:02 am |

    Oh, she’s up on the 2nd flour.

  9. algernon | 4:04 am |

    A queue for the gluten intolerant

  10. jjhitt | 4:05 am |

    I have tickets for a gluten free flight.

  11. jjhitt | 4:06 am |

    This is why the Metric system never caught on in the US.

  12. jjhitt | 4:08 am |

    Please remain seated while the “No Dumplings” sign is lit.

  13. SF | 4:10 am |

    Waiter! There is a line of people in my soup.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |

    Maximum load, won ton.

  15. Pectolatra | 4:24 am |

    If you wait inside, you may spoil your appetite.

  16. Jonnytbone | 4:25 am |

    Oh, it’s been years since anyone’s called me that.

  17. Pectolatra | 4:25 am |

    Sorry, I didn’t notice this huge bowl in the middle of the airport.

  18. Droll not Troll | 4:28 am |

    My rice-flour noodle said this was where she wanted me to meter.

  19. Droll not Troll | 4:30 am |

    Italian food lovers may pasta barrier at any time.

  20. Droll not Troll | 4:34 am |

    @engrishwebmaster: You must be this high to understand the sign.
    *exhales ganja smoke*

  21. coffeebot | 5:18 am |

    There’s room in the meatball!

  22. Droll not Troll | 5:22 am |

    Oh, me on wrong side of noodle? Miso solly!

  23. jjhitt | 5:24 am |

    Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Cornbread anymore.

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:35 am |

    After the approximately 2 minutes, join a bowl of cold water, boils 3 minutes then to fry again waited.

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:37 am |

    – Officer! Is that a plane in my mushroom?

  26. Nonsuch Ned | 6:19 am |

    Thank you, come again Ground-Corn Tortilla

  27. Nonsuch Ned | 6:22 am |

    When your number is called, please step into the vermicelli

  28. Marum | 6:59 am |

    Wee vill enjoy the rice-flour

  29. Sparky | 7:05 am |

    Luckily my name isn’t Rice Flour Noodle.

  30. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:08 am |

    Can’t wait to fry all those plane nudles

  31. Marum | 7:31 am |

    @Sparky. My name isn’t Shirley and I’m deadly serious. (Flying High – “Surely you must be joking.”)

  32. Marum | 7:36 am |

    1 metre long noodles?

    Is that like the 12″ Sub, that isn’t 12 inches.

    (Subway explained that it isn’t 12 inches. 12 inches is a registered name for the product. BULLDUST!! Who us?)

  33. Marum | 7:39 am |

    Them’s fightin words where ah comes from.

  34. GwydionM | 9:03 am |

    Inside the noodle is much less comfortable

  35. Lora | 11:45 am |

    There’s an old Chinese belief that long noodles mean a long life. And these are a meter long? No wonder there’s over a billion of ’em! :-)

  36. Big Fat Cat | 12:01 pm |

    In Japan, they tell you to wait behind the Bento box

  37. Frank Burns | 1:32 pm |

    This is what happens when an overworked translator gets the airport work mixed up with the menue work.

  38. RT | 3:27 pm |

    oh, it was horrible. first tsa pulled out of the line, then they began bringing water to a boil while adding broth and salivating looking at me! *bursts into tears*
    -rice flour noodle

  39. Marum | 3:33 pm |

    Our flights may contain MSG.

  40. Marum | 3:35 pm |

    Guess whose computer just scrambled its Hard Disk?.

  41. A Non-Y Mouse | 11:20 pm |

    Flour and Condoleezza had a bit of a falling-out during her last diplomatic visit.

  42. Yugan | 3:19 am |

    classic!

  43. Roan De Guzman | 12:41 pm |

    Please make sure I will have unlimited dumplings while waiting!

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