Pre-digested for your convenience

posted on 25 May 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Try it again

Photo courtesy of Nate Ilaoa.
Found at Chinese restaurant in American Samoa. 

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

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  2. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Soylent green is people, raw lobsters are crushed Asians.

  3. Sparky | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Raw..Raw..Raw.. that’s the spirit! Go team!

  4. Sparky | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    You want Samoa that?

  5. algernon | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sashimi not I lobstered myself

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    - And how would you like it to be eaten, Sir?

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Lobsters can be cannibals, which is why raw lobsters should be served one to a plate.

  8. JohnZ | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Sponsored by The Human Centipede III.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It should at least put water once ebullition

  10. Tong | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    It was not eaten. If it was eaten, you wouldn’t see it!!! It should be translated as Regurgitated Raw Lobster. Enjoy your meal!

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    - Non Appétit !

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Goes nicely with Spilled Soup Soup

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter! This lobster tastes like crap!

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Also available last week:

    - Freshly Swallowed Undead
    - Turned-On Lamp
    - Eated Feces (Not Just Yet)
    - Chewed Gum
    - Used Teeths
    - Medium-digested Miss Steak
    - Ex Barbie Grill
    - Non-Flushed Toilet Bowl Dumblings
    - Gulped Ribs
    - Winnie’s Poo

    And our specialty: Roasted Rabbit That Still Needs To Be Caught

    There’s been a great selection of drinks like Drunken Wine, Screwed Driver, Vomited Bear, Chompagne and Unprocessed Pee.

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Try it with a recycled wine from the Wemen range.

  16. DrLex | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It looks like a photo of a circular cut-out photo of a lobster dish. Which is probably what you’ll get: a photo of a dish someone else ordered and ate.

  17. Pectolatra | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m sorry sir, but we’ve ran out of eaten raw lobsters.
    By the way, I’m stuffed.

  18. Ben | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t see why you’re complaining, sir. The first customer we served this to said it was delicious.

  19. Pectolatra | 6:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Eaten raw lobster? Just a second… BLARGG!!!

  20. Big Fat Cat | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Please wait for a few more hours. Our chef has constipation today.

  21. jjhitt | 7:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Watch a doin?
    Eaten.

  22. Lora | 7:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The local news wanted to interview the guy who managed to swallow a whole lobster in the shell and then regurgitate it, but he’s still in a coma.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Must have been hungried

  24. Marum | 9:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lobsters don’t roar. But they do come out of their shell, if you show them affection.

  25. Marum | 9:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Q. What’s the difference between a Lobster and a Lawyer?

    A. One is a carrion eating bottom dweller. The other is merely a crustacean.

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Lobster: ”Leave me alone! Don’t you see I’m eaten?!”

  27. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    It only sounds bad until you realize it was eaten by a civet cat. That’s gourmet!

  28. Droll not Troll | 9:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    All lobsters in this restaurant have been passed by the Board of Health.

  29. Snickers | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that chocolate sauce on the lobster?

  30. Huggzie | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Who says 2nd hand lobster is bad?

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