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Photo courtesy of Nate Ilaoa.
Found at Chinese restaurant in American Samoa.
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Soylent green is people, raw lobsters are crushed Asians.
Raw..Raw..Raw.. that’s the spirit! Go team!
You want Samoa that?
Sashimi not I lobstered myself
- And how would you like it to be eaten, Sir?
Lobsters can be cannibals, which is why raw lobsters should be served one to a plate.
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It should at least put water once ebullition
It was not eaten. If it was eaten, you wouldn’t see it!!! It should be translated as Regurgitated Raw Lobster. Enjoy your meal!
- Non Appétit !
Goes nicely with Spilled Soup Soup
Waiter! This lobster tastes like crap!
Also available last week:
- Freshly Swallowed Undead
- Turned-On Lamp
- Eated Feces (Not Just Yet)
- Chewed Gum
- Used Teeths
- Medium-digested Miss Steak
- Ex Barbie Grill
- Non-Flushed Toilet Bowl Dumblings
- Gulped Ribs
- Winnie’s Poo
And our specialty: Roasted Rabbit That Still Needs To Be Caught
There’s been a great selection of drinks like Drunken Wine, Screwed Driver, Vomited Bear, Chompagne and Unprocessed Pee.
Try it with a recycled wine from the Wemen range.
It looks like a photo of a circular cut-out photo of a lobster dish. Which is probably what you’ll get: a photo of a dish someone else ordered and ate.
I’m sorry sir, but we’ve ran out of eaten raw lobsters.
By the way, I’m stuffed.
I don’t see why you’re complaining, sir. The first customer we served this to said it was delicious.
Eaten raw lobster? Just a second… BLARGG!!!
Please wait for a few more hours. Our chef has constipation today.
Watch a doin?
The local news wanted to interview the guy who managed to swallow a whole lobster in the shell and then regurgitate it, but he’s still in a coma.
Must have been hungried
Lobsters don’t roar. But they do come out of their shell, if you show them affection.
Q. What’s the difference between a Lobster and a Lawyer?
A. One is a carrion eating bottom dweller. The other is merely a crustacean.
Lobster: ”Leave me alone! Don’t you see I’m eaten?!”
It only sounds bad until you realize it was eaten by a civet cat. That’s gourmet!
All lobsters in this restaurant have been passed by the Board of Health.
Is that chocolate sauce on the lobster?
Who says 2nd hand lobster is bad?
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