Tastes like ranchers…

posted on 9 May 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

You should see their tiny shovels!

Photo courtesy of Sean & Lane Hardy.
Found  in Hainan, China.

40 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:03 am |

    Sweet meats perhaps

  2. Big Fat Cat | 4:09 am |

    Is Wuji a woman?

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    Small farmers, but they’re still growing. That’s what farmers do.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |

    Best before grown up

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |

    First I thought they’re nuts

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |

    I found more Engrish when I checked on this product.
    click

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |

    Are they claiming the product is not adult-erated?

  8. mickeygreeneyes | 4:24 am |

    Man, those are the ugliest small farmers I ever saw! I mean, wow!

  9. jjhitt | 4:29 am |

    Three exciting new flavors: Free Range Organic, Kosher Kibbutz and Amish Olde Style.

  10. jjhitt | 4:30 am |

    Uh huh… now please tell me what you did with the beans.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:31 am |

    – Waiter, is a large portion of small farmers enough for two people?
    – Of course, Sir. Actually, we have to serve them in a swimming pool.

  12. jjhitt | 4:49 am |

    “Small Farmers” is offensive. The correct term is Diminutive
    Agriculturists.

  13. jjhitt | 4:50 am |

    It’s not the size of the farmer that counts, it’s the hoe in the row.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:07 am |

    Deliciously unpeasant taste

  15. Tong | 5:10 am |

    Small farmers can be the big farmers’ lunch. With the big rural population, we only want to keep the big and strong farmers.

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:38 am |

    I just remembered that “farmers” is Cockney rhyming slang for haemorrhoids. First time I’ve seen them on a plate!

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:42 am |

    Rhyming slang can be a bit obscure, so I’ll explain.
    Farmer Giles = piles.

  18. Stopchicks | 6:02 am |

    And of course, the picture of them is cropped.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:49 am |

    Our Family Bucket contains five large families and a medium lake

  20. Big Fat Cat | 6:55 am |

    My friend told me you can buy these at the Farmers’ market.

  21. Sparky | 7:04 am |

    Q: What do you call a small farmer with 3 legs?
    A: Horny.

  22. Tong | 7:04 am |

    My cousin Chunk is 2nd from the left in the back row.

  23. Biff the Understudy | 7:59 am |

    Is “Wuji” Chinese for “two women”?

  24. Biff the Understudy | 8:01 am |

    “Out of the way, Peck!”

  25. Lora | 8:39 am |

    Afterwards you can use the small pitchforks to pick your teeth.

  26. Frank Burns | 9:06 am |

    Wuji cup ain’t nothin’ to f-with, Wuji cup ain’t nothin’ to f-with!

  27. Mr. Clown | 9:32 am |

    I assume the big farmers wouldn’t fit in their ovens.

  28. Mr. Clown | 9:46 am |

    Could this be another method the Chinese government invented to control their population?

  29. GwydionM | 9:54 am |

    Soylent Green has been outsourced to China

  30. Lollerskate | 10:26 am |

    Patsy! Is that thou?!

  31. Marum | 10:27 am |

    In China they harvest the organs of prisoners they execute.

    Why let the rest go to waste?

  32. Marum | 10:35 am |

    In Australia a few years ago a woman did a slice n dice job on her hubby.

    She laid him out in roasts, steaks, cutlets, etc. The only thing she didn’t do, was pack him, and barcode the cartons.

    Maybe China has institutionalized the procedure.

  33. Marum | 10:37 am |

    When they mince you up and cook you, they also change your name.

    You’re now called “Patty”.

    Boom Boom.

  34. pikapal | 11:16 am |

    We! Are! Farmers! Bum ba-dum bum bum bum bum!

  35. Bob T | 2:55 pm |

    They were good small farmers. They were out standing in their field.

  36. Marum | 3:00 pm |

    Just like mother used to make.

    Wow! You mean she made that many small farmers?

  37. Marum | 3:01 pm |

    @Bob. Outstanding or upstanding?

  38. Droll not Troll | 10:01 pm |

    Small farmers? Could this be a case of……….
    statutory reap? 😎

  39. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:46 am |

    Soy Sauce Green is made from people! People!!

  40. fredly frenson | 12:35 pm |

    Maggot Farmers, Listen Up!

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