Tastes like ranchers…

posted on 9 May 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

You should see their tiny shovels!

Photo courtesy of Sean & Lane Hardy.
Found  in Hainan, China.

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  1. Algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sweet meats perhaps

  2. Big Fat Cat | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Is Wuji a woman?

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Small farmers, but they’re still growing. That’s what farmers do.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Best before grown up

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    First I thought they’re nuts

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I found more Engrish when I checked on this product.
    click

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are they claiming the product is not adult-erated?

  8. mickeygreeneyes | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Man, those are the ugliest small farmers I ever saw! I mean, wow!

  9. jjhitt | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Three exciting new flavors: Free Range Organic, Kosher Kibbutz and Amish Olde Style.

  10. jjhitt | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Uh huh… now please tell me what you did with the beans.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - Waiter, is a large portion of small farmers enough for two people?
    - Of course, Sir. Actually, we have to serve them in a swimming pool.

  12. jjhitt | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    “Small Farmers” is offensive. The correct term is Diminutive
    Agriculturists.

  13. jjhitt | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s not the size of the farmer that counts, it’s the hoe in the row.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Deliciously unpeasant taste

  15. Tong | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Small farmers can be the big farmers’ lunch. With the big rural population, we only want to keep the big and strong farmers.

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I just remembered that “farmers” is Cockney rhyming slang for haemorrhoids. First time I’ve seen them on a plate!

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Rhyming slang can be a bit obscure, so I’ll explain.
    Farmer Giles = piles.

  18. Stopchicks | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    And of course, the picture of them is cropped.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Our Family Bucket contains five large families and a medium lake

  20. Big Fat Cat | 6:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    My friend told me you can buy these at the Farmers’ market.

  21. Sparky | 7:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Q: What do you call a small farmer with 3 legs?
    A: Horny.

  22. Tong | 7:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    My cousin Chunk is 2nd from the left in the back row.

  23. Biff the Understudy | 7:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Is “Wuji” Chinese for “two women”?

  24. Biff the Understudy | 8:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Out of the way, Peck!”

  25. Lora | 8:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Afterwards you can use the small pitchforks to pick your teeth.

  26. Frank Burns | 9:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wuji cup ain’t nothin’ to f-with, Wuji cup ain’t nothin’ to f-with!

  27. Mr. Clown | 9:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I assume the big farmers wouldn’t fit in their ovens.

  28. Mr. Clown | 9:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Could this be another method the Chinese government invented to control their population?

  29. GwydionM | 9:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Soylent Green has been outsourced to China

  30. Lollerskate | 10:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Patsy! Is that thou?!

  31. Marum | 10:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    In China they harvest the organs of prisoners they execute.

    Why let the rest go to waste?

  32. Marum | 10:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In Australia a few years ago a woman did a slice n dice job on her hubby.

    She laid him out in roasts, steaks, cutlets, etc. The only thing she didn’t do, was pack him, and barcode the cartons.

    Maybe China has institutionalized the procedure.

  33. Marum | 10:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    When they mince you up and cook you, they also change your name.

    You’re now called “Patty”.

    Boom Boom.

  34. pikapal | 11:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    We! Are! Farmers! Bum ba-dum bum bum bum bum!

  35. Bob T | 2:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    They were good small farmers. They were out standing in their field.

  36. Marum | 3:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Just like mother used to make.

    Wow! You mean she made that many small farmers?

  37. Marum | 3:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Bob. Outstanding or upstanding?

  38. Droll not Troll | 10:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Small farmers? Could this be a case of……….
    statutory reap? :cool:

  39. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Soy Sauce Green is made from people! People!!

  40. fredly frenson | 12:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Maggot Farmers, Listen Up!

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