Teilets available

posted on 24 May 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Piet Hein Snijders.
Found at a theater in Beijing, China. 

44 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |

    WEE MEN is downstairs

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |

    Men in Black. Wemen in rod.

  3. SF | 4:12 am |

    And all the men of the Royal Scots turned to the right.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |

    As long as you’re a youmen being.

  5. algernon | 4:18 am |

    Well I suppose tha’ts what a toilet is for

  6. jjhitt | 4:23 am |

    ♫ Are we not men? … We are wemen. ♫

  7. jjhitt | 4:23 am |

    ♫ I am Weman. Hear me woar. ♫

  8. jjhitt | 4:26 am |

    Men are from Mars, Women are from Wenus.

  9. Jonnytbone | 4:32 am |

    And then you have the Hemen.

  10. Tong | 4:33 am |

    Let me translate it for you. To the left it is for men, and to the right is for a group us.

  11. DrLex | 4:34 am |

    Stay tuned for a new adventure of We-Men and the Masters of the Sanitary Universe.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:35 am |

    Actually, I need the toilet for poomen.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:39 am |

    They’re wemen because two or three like to go at the same time.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:46 am |

    What about the miners?

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:52 am |

    CAUTION: Poo = Pee

  16. James | 5:11 am |

    “Wemen”

    Yes, that’s clearly a man standing at a urinal.

  17. J-Luke | 5:17 am |

    Wemen! The most powerful skirt-wearing stick figure in the universe…

  18. Sparky | 6:43 am |

    Simple. Men and Wemen that like to cross dress.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:47 am |

    American version: ‘US MEN’

  20. Marum | 6:57 am |

    Simple….We men in red overcoats gop to the right.

  21. Chris | 7:07 am |

    @jjhitt: You’re on a roll!

  22. Chris | 7:08 am |

    We’ll also need a room for Wimmin (for Andrea Dworkin)

  23. Ben | 7:14 am |

    They spell fonetikly

  24. Marum | 7:16 am |

    Where is the third one? He; She; and Them.

  25. Marum | 7:18 am |

    Actually, homosexuals are very loyal.

    They never leave their mates behind….Boom Boom.

  26. Marum | 7:19 am |

    Her ren und da men.

  27. Marum | 7:20 am |

    Do you hang to the left or the right?

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:47 am |

    – Hey, weman! Get off that urinal, will ya?

  29. Marum | 8:00 am |

    @James. He is peeing in his boots then. (doing it nohanded)

  30. Marum | 8:02 am |

    Or as Fritz sald when he pushed his mother off a cliff; Look Hans no ma.

  31. Marum | 8:09 am |

    Oder: Blicken sie Hans, keine ma.

  32. Marum | 8:11 am |

    Any more than three sheikhs is misterbateson.

  33. Marum | 8:13 am |

    In the old sailing days, they called the ones in red – “Fireships”.

  34. Droll not Troll | 8:19 am |

    Paul Revere: “The redcoats are going!”

  35. Droll not Troll | 8:54 am |

    @ Marum: Not necessarily peeing in his boots. He could be a Clever Dick.

  36. Marum | 8:55 am |

    The redcoats are cumming??

  37. Nonsuch Ned | 9:15 am |

    A bathroom for transgendered midgets.

  38. Matrix 7 | 9:34 am |

    Wheres semen??

  39. Marum | 9:59 am |

    @DnT. No matter how much you shake and dance, the last few drops will fall in your pants.:)

  40. Marum | 10:09 am |

    Toilets for they who can levitate.

  41. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:42 am |

    I’m just a human beijing

  42. Droll not Troll | 7:24 pm |

    @Seventy2rd o clock: When you’re in the toilet, no Peking!

  43. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:22 am |

    @ Droll not Troll: And no pooping when you’re not in the toilet!

  44. Stan | 8:12 pm |

    Special toilet for he and them.

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