What a refreshing change from crab grass

posted on 26 May 2013 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Tiffany Bryant.
Found in Tzingdao, China. 

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  1. Tong | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Sure, I will let the grass happy, happy grass will make me happy too.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    It can laugh its grass off.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    No s**t?!

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hi, grass. Happy to seat you!

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    We want grin grass, not blue grass.

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I can see that the little grass are not so happy at the moment. They are so dried.

  7. algernon | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Lying around without a care in the world

  8. Marum | 6:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In PNG they call “happy grass” “spak brus”.
    spak (spark) = drunk
    brus (bruce) = tobacco

    Thus, literally; drunk tobacco

    Known in Aust. as Niugini Gold.

    The young blokes tell me it is pretty good.

  9. Marum | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Langent Chateau???

  10. Marum | 7:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Even the crap grass is habby.

  11. Marum | 7:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bob Mali’s tombstone.

  12. Marum | 7:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Marley – Marley. Damn!

  13. Lora | 8:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    No bicycling, no playing ball, no… whatever that is…no dogs.
    Well, at least the *grass* is happy. :-(

  14. Marum | 8:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The Langent Chateau HIGHLY recommends this grass.

  15. Marum | 8:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Lora. No feets. ie. Betreten des Rasens verboten.

    Walking on the grass will make your toesies high.

  16. Marum | 8:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Thus it will be: Hi toe, hi toe, it’s off to work we go.

  17. Marum | 8:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The glass is so happy, you can hear it crapping.

  18. Marum | 8:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫The other night when I was out walking,
    I heard the grass singing in the va’lley below,
    Do not mistre’at me, and please never e’at me,
    How could you tre’at a poor grass blade so♪

  19. Marum | 8:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Alternative universe!

  20. Droll not Troll | 8:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Lora & Marum: Isn’t that some kind of “No Littering” symbol?

  21. GwydionM | 9:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Let the grass happy, but the willow weep

  22. Marum | 6:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT. The foot with the grass below it means: No walking on the grass.

    What the rest of the symbols on that sign are, I have no idea.

  23. shep folds | 11:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Back away slowly and let the grass happy! Got it?

  24. Luc Borot | 11:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s you smokin, brudda?

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