You can’t have everything…

posted on 22 May 2013 in Instructions

Don’t be so sentimental…

Photo courtesy of David Pressley.
Label on a phone charger. 

26 captions

  1. engrishwebmaster | 2:43 am |

    You had a sister, once. But Mom really wanted that hot plate.

  2. engrishwebmaster | 2:43 am |

    Look, they had a good run, but how often you gonna get this opportunity?

  3. coffeebot | 3:20 am |

    We can always make more.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |

    The phone charger preferred by most abortion clinics.

  5. algernon | 4:08 am |

    Well children will give you continuous power depletion.

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:17 am |

    Children give you huge phone bills so get rid of them

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:34 am |

    Wonderfull Friends,

    I must be happy to complained of your Products. It can’t get rid of children! But I am children-less. therefore It cannot break dismantling into the fire ect. It also can not turn off the power all time to not make a call anyone so it returns it,

    You must be kiddin’
    oh, my god!

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:35 am |

    I once broke my dismantling and it’s never been the same.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:42 am |

    CAUTION: After reading, please this notice into the fire and get a good alibi

  10. Chuck | 4:44 am |

    Makes a pointless gift for your kids.

  11. jjhitt | 4:47 am |

    Children deplete my power, too.

  12. Ben | 5:21 am |

    Dad often threatened to get rid of children after an occurrence of breaking or dismantling.

  13. Johnny Cache | 5:21 am |

    Is this from the box for the Kitchen Field frying pan?

  14. Droll not Troll | 6:17 am |

    Children with an OFF switch- now there’s an idea!

  15. Marum | 6:25 am |

    @Coffeebot. It’s not making the children that is fun. But all the practising.

  16. Marum | 6:28 am |

    Getting rid of children, has the side effect of getting rid of all the pets and things they bring home. Thus saving both time and wealth depletion. Power saving, is just the icing on the cake.

  17. Sparky | 6:38 am |

    Don’t forget to get rid of the ex too!

  18. Lora | 7:30 am |

    @Marum: The pets can stay, they never run up huge power bills. Or even small ones. They also eat less, are easier to house-train and don’t need a billion dollars for college so time and wealth is also much less rapidly depleted. :-)

  19. coffeebot | 10:07 am |

    I bought one for my children… DOH!

  20. Pectolatra | 10:24 am |

    My parents used to tell me they had Bogeyman’s phone number.
    Now I see there’s even a phone charger.

    Well… I’d better sleep with the lights on tonight. 😯

  21. Bebop_Bea | 10:48 am |

    I thought it was for a um personal massager *wink wink* till I saw the no hot or humid place, but the get rid of children and don’t leave the power on makes sense :-)

  22. Nonsuch Ned | 11:12 am |

    Casey Anthony didn’t kill her daughter, it was the cell phone that did it!

    (I welcome and thumbs down you feel compelled to give me).

  23. RT | 1:54 pm |

    why you little *strangles bart* -homer

  24. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:20 pm |

    Found in Vulgaria.

  25. Mr. Wrong | 6:01 pm |

    But Officer, I was just following instructions.

  26. Stan | 4:42 pm |

    Get rid of children, it’s for your own safety.

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