You can’t have everything…

posted on 22 May 2013 in Instructions

Don’t be so sentimental…

Photo courtesy of David Pressley.
Label on a phone charger. 

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  1. engrishwebmaster | 2:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 47  Subtract rating 1  

    You had a sister, once. But Mom really wanted that hot plate.

  2. engrishwebmaster | 2:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Look, they had a good run, but how often you gonna get this opportunity?

  3. coffeebot | 3:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 34  Subtract rating 1  

    We can always make more.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 2  

    The phone charger preferred by most abortion clinics.

  5. algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Well children will give you continuous power depletion.

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Children give you huge phone bills so get rid of them

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 2  

    Wonderfull Friends,

    I must be happy to complained of your Products. It can’t get rid of children! But I am children-less. therefore It cannot break dismantling into the fire ect. It also can not turn off the power all time to not make a call anyone so it returns it,

    You must be kiddin’
    oh, my god!

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    I once broke my dismantling and it’s never been the same.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: After reading, please this notice into the fire and get a good alibi

  10. Chuck | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Makes a pointless gift for your kids.

  11. jjhitt | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    Children deplete my power, too.

  12. Ben | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Dad often threatened to get rid of children after an occurrence of breaking or dismantling.

  13. Johnny Cache | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this from the box for the Kitchen Field frying pan?

  14. Droll not Troll | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Children with an OFF switch- now there’s an idea!

  15. Marum | 6:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    @Coffeebot. It’s not making the children that is fun. But all the practising.

  16. Marum | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Getting rid of children, has the side effect of getting rid of all the pets and things they bring home. Thus saving both time and wealth depletion. Power saving, is just the icing on the cake.

  17. Sparky | 6:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t forget to get rid of the ex too!

  18. Lora | 7:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum: The pets can stay, they never run up huge power bills. Or even small ones. They also eat less, are easier to house-train and don’t need a billion dollars for college so time and wealth is also much less rapidly depleted. :-)

  19. coffeebot | 10:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I bought one for my children… DOH!

  20. Pectolatra | 10:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    My parents used to tell me they had Bogeyman’s phone number.
    Now I see there’s even a phone charger.

    Well… I’d better sleep with the lights on tonight. 😯

  21. Bebop_Bea | 10:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought it was for a um personal massager *wink wink* till I saw the no hot or humid place, but the get rid of children and don’t leave the power on makes sense :-)

  22. Nonsuch Ned | 11:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Casey Anthony didn’t kill her daughter, it was the cell phone that did it!

    (I welcome and thumbs down you feel compelled to give me).

  23. RT | 1:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    why you little *strangles bart* -homer

  24. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Found in Vulgaria.

  25. Mr. Wrong | 6:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    But Officer, I was just following instructions.

  26. Stan | 4:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Get rid of children, it’s for your own safety.

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