You want lives? We got lives

posted on 14 May 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

I swear we don’t want to drink your blood!

Photo courtesy of Peter Roberts.
Found in China. 

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 44  Subtract rating 1  

    We’re far from being hostile!

  2. Tong | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    Any other creature sharing?

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 29  Subtract rating 0  

    Have a Body Count for free

  4. PeeBee | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 84  Subtract rating 0  

    Come to our hostel, where life is cheap.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 1  

    – Bring out the dead … Bring out the dead … !

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 44  Subtract rating 0  

    A vase full of reincarnations in every room.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 48  Subtract rating 0  

    Have you ever been told to get a life? We have the new economy packs.

  8. DrLex | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 40  Subtract rating 4  

    Two human lives: double kill
    Three human lives: multikill
    Four human lives: megakill
    Five human lives: ultrakill
    Six human lives: m-m-m-monsterkill!

  9. JohnZ | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    Lots of celebrities recommend our hostel: Jason Voorhees, Freddie Kureger, Hannibal Lecter, Predator, Xenomorph…

  10. DrLex | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 51  Subtract rating 1  

    Do Hindus get a discount?

  11. coffeebot | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Bring out your lives! Bring out your lives!

  12. Jonnytbone | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 32  Subtract rating 0  

    What about cats? Do you have nine of those?

  13. Algernon | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    We’re ready to take you to Mars three human lives four, five?

  14. jjhitt | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d walk a camel for a mile for a life.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this some kind of PCP videogame?

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    When lemon gives you lives, …… no, wait…….

  17. davonblr | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    We promise not to burn you while you sleep…honest.

  18. l2646134 | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 26  Subtract rating 0  

    Contact us:
    norman.bates@xjmaitian.com.cn

  19. Sparky | 6:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 25  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this what is meant by Youth in Asia? Just wondering.

  20. Pectolatra | 6:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Finally a place where no one talks about Y.O.L.O.!

  21. Mark | 7:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘No Cats’

  22. Chris | 7:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    “Heeeheeeeeheeeeeeeeeee….” ‘Renfield

  23. Frank Burns | 7:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 25  Subtract rating 0  

    This place has a lot of soul.

  24. mickeygreeneyes | 7:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    We also have every episode of The Walking Dead on DVD and Blue Ray.

  25. tadchem | 7:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Formerly known as the Bates Motel.

  26. Nonsuch Ned | 8:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s the Ra’s al Ghul hostel.
    “Take a dip in our hot spring, feel rejuvenated, have many lives”

  27. Snickers | 8:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    But if you use up all your lives…Game Over.

  28. Marum | 8:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @davonbir. We did at Childers. (Qld. Aust.)

  29. Marum | 8:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Shack up in a Hostel, and produce many new lives.

  30. Snickers | 8:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    We also have nine cat lives for your pets.

  31. Big Fat Cat | 8:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    Highly recommended by the three Wise Men (Martians) who visited baby Jesus on their way to Bethlehem.

  32. Lora | 8:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Whenever I’ve told people to “get a life”, I never thought they actually could!

  33. Mr. Clown | 9:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t mind if I do!

  34. Marum | 9:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @BFC. Thank you. But I am only visiting.

  35. Marum | 9:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I always wondered why the wise men took caramels.

  36. Marum | 9:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    At least I know what a “bacterium” is.

    It is a caramel with two humps.

  37. Marum | 9:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Owned by Messrs. Slaughter and Killen.

  38. GwydionM | 9:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Pay no attention to any stone statues the seem to be moving by themselves.

  39. Lobo | 11:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    They misspelled “Martian”.
    Yep, it all makes sense now, doesn’t it?

  40. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    – A room for four lives, please.

  41. stardf29 | 12:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Select, Start, and get 30 human lives.

  42. Bob T | 12:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Alfred Hitchcock slept here.

  43. Chuck | 12:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    And how much for the Honeymoon Suite ?

  44. Biff the Understudy | 1:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, the humanity!

  45. Snickers | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    We keep our lives in a little bottle behind the counter.

  46. Snickers | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Congratulations! You got five human lives! Collect 100 human coins for another human life!

  47. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Our prices, like our killers, are insane!!!

  48. Lollerskate | 7:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Get a life, tourist! A spare extra one, even!

  49. Lollerskate | 7:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    And don’t forget the soul sauce.

  50. tom | 9:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    i guess hostel 4 will take place in china

  51. Emily | 6:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    You want lives? We got lives.

  52. luo xiao min | 2:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    I believe they meant to state that the hotel have all sorts of choices: single rooms, double bed rooms and 3 bed rooms. My guess.

  53. Dark Hero | 12:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I always wanted lives. Cool!

  54. AramK | 9:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Anyone see the movie “Hostel?” Here you go!

  55. RocketCat | 3:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The price for a room; your life. Fully stocked mini bar.

  56. sirpaulfan | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What a waste of human life.

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