Boasted to perfection

posted on 10 Jun 2013 in Signs

Beef. The most talkative of meats.

Photo courtesy of William Quinn.
“Vicky’s Restaurant” found in Tokyo, Japan. 

44 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Shut up and eat your Hamburg

  2. jjhitt | 4:12 am |

    When Vicky is pleased, everyone is happy.

  3. jjhitt | 4:13 am |

    Can have a bowl of Boast Toasties instead?

  4. DrLex | 4:14 am |

    Nothing more annoying than boasting beef. Turn them all into hamburgers, that’ll shut them up!

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |

    Silence of the Beef

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:22 am |

    Since Zero-dB Hushburger is our specialty [ Shut-Up at Vicky’s ] – happy!

  7. DrLex | 4:23 am |

    Whoever wrote this seems very pleased with Vicky’s handmade service, that made him shut up while his soft hamburg got all juicy.

  8. James | 4:31 am |

    Overblown description of a hamburger, or fellatory innuendo?

  9. jjhitt | 4:33 am |

    Waiter! My dish is throbbing!

  10. DrLex | 4:42 am |

    I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of cows suddenly mooed out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear Vicky has made another hamburg Steak.

  11. Chuck | 4:58 am |

    That’s just a typo.

    It should be “Steak of the beast roasted carefully” !

    Could be Godzilla. We don’t know.

  12. Ben | 5:07 am |

    I’m betting the person who wrote the sign wasn’t named “Vicky”.

  13. Snickers | 5:08 am |

    It shut up the taste of beef up by shoving its soft and juicy steak into the taste of beef’s mouth, and gave Vicky a pleasing time.

  14. GwydionM | 5:11 am |

    Our waitresses are also soft and juicy. But won’t shut up.

  15. Chuck | 5:28 am |

    @DrLex

    Vicku had better watch out !

    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/476777/cows_with_guns/

  16. Chuck | 5:31 am |

    Vicky too !

  17. pijo | 5:42 am |

    You make Hamburg look bad

  18. Frank Burns | 6:53 am |

    No YOU shut up!

  19. Sparky | 7:19 am |

    Beef…the other red meat.

  20. Sparky | 7:19 am |

    Glad to meat you Vicky!

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:34 am |

    It shuts up the beef and becomes a miss Steak

  22. coffeebot | 8:47 am |

    Hamburger wouldn’t shut up so I ate him.

  23. Mblack | 10:37 am |

    Vicky sure knows her boast beef!

  24. Bill Sornson | 10:49 am |

    See? Now THAT is Engrish! The “funny typo” ones just don’t cut it in my oh-so-humble opinion…

  25. Bill Sornson | 10:50 am |

    PS: Anyone ever get Newsletter?!? :)

  26. bill | 11:30 am |

    Soft! What boast from yon Hamburg Steak?

  27. Someone | 11:55 am |

    And a new life lesson’s learned: if someone’s boasting, shut him up by roasting him. Carefully, of course.

  28. Auntie | 12:36 pm |

    Funny typos are welcome to my Engrish universe. Still waiting for my “Plane Donut” to be posted….

  29. Marum | 12:54 pm |

    Ach ya! Ich musste ein Hamburg Steak haben bitte..

  30. Marum | 12:56 pm |

    QUIET! Or we vill put you in der oven.

  31. Marum | 12:58 pm |

    Hey Vicki! Will this make you happy? :P)

  32. Marum | 1:05 pm |

    @Auntie. You can pick it up at the airport Wednesday.

    It will be landing at 1400hrs.

  33. Bob T | 2:23 pm |

    Where’s the boast?

  34. jjhitt | 3:24 pm |

    Handmade beef. Built this cow myself with some roadkill, tofu and some stuff I got at a garage sale.

  35. RT | 8:19 pm |

    this just in… beef has filed for divorce from vicky, citing cases of domestic violence

  36. Nwad | 10:44 pm |

    Shut up, Beef, you’re drunk.

  37. emiie | 12:48 am |

    I still can’t express the delight that I felt at hearing the SNL parody song “Dick in a Box” at Pizza Mall in Seoul in Gangnam. Luckily I was with 2 adult students with whom I could share my joy (after I explained it to them)

  38. Marum | 11:21 am |

    @Bill. Tis the Vegemite. For it is the yeast.
    And the peanut paste is the mouth.

  39. zaza | 5:23 pm |

    Most beef shuts up when hamburgered

  40. Timmy | 3:31 am |

    I told you to shut up, you cow!

  41. Droll not Troll | 8:46 pm |

    Shut up and taste my beef!

  42. Lollerskate | 12:27 am |

    The steak so manly it will make your mouth shut up and swallow, as it tells your heart to make its time!

  43. Engrineer | 9:56 pm |

    This is 100% proof that spell check should NEVER have been invented. I was hungry at the first few words, then got a headache from the rest.

  44. JulieM | 4:11 am |

    Pure poetry. I want this on my gravestone.

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