Boasted to perfection

posted on 10 Jun 2013 in Signs

Beef. The most talkative of meats.

Photo courtesy of William Quinn.
“Vicky’s Restaurant” found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 24  Subtract rating 0  

    Shut up and eat your Hamburg

  2. jjhitt | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 1  

    When Vicky is pleased, everyone is happy.

  3. jjhitt | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Can have a bowl of Boast Toasties instead?

  4. DrLex | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 24  Subtract rating 0  

    Nothing more annoying than boasting beef. Turn them all into hamburgers, that’ll shut them up!

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 35  Subtract rating 0  

    Silence of the Beef

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Since Zero-dB Hushburger is our specialty [ Shut-Up at Vicky's ] – happy!

  7. DrLex | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Whoever wrote this seems very pleased with Vicky’s handmade service, that made him shut up while his soft hamburg got all juicy.

  8. James | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Overblown description of a hamburger, or fellatory innuendo?

  9. jjhitt | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter! My dish is throbbing!

  10. DrLex | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of cows suddenly mooed out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear Vicky has made another hamburg Steak.

  11. Chuck | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s just a typo.

    It should be “Steak of the beast roasted carefully” !

    Could be Godzilla. We don’t know.

  12. Ben | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m betting the person who wrote the sign wasn’t named “Vicky”.

  13. Snickers | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    It shut up the taste of beef up by shoving its soft and juicy steak into the taste of beef’s mouth, and gave Vicky a pleasing time.

  14. GwydionM | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Our waitresses are also soft and juicy. But won’t shut up.

  15. Chuck | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @DrLex

    Vicku had better watch out !

    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/476777/cows_with_guns/

  16. Chuck | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Vicky too !

  17. pijo | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    You make Hamburg look bad

  18. Frank Burns | 6:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    No YOU shut up!

  19. Sparky | 7:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Beef…the other red meat.

  20. Sparky | 7:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Glad to meat you Vicky!

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    It shuts up the beef and becomes a miss Steak

  22. coffeebot | 8:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Hamburger wouldn’t shut up so I ate him.

  23. Mblack | 10:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Vicky sure knows her boast beef!

  24. Bill Sornson | 10:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    See? Now THAT is Engrish! The “funny typo” ones just don’t cut it in my oh-so-humble opinion…

  25. Bill Sornson | 10:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    PS: Anyone ever get Newsletter?!? :)

  26. bill | 11:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Soft! What boast from yon Hamburg Steak?

  27. Someone | 11:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And a new life lesson’s learned: if someone’s boasting, shut him up by roasting him. Carefully, of course.

  28. Auntie | 12:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Funny typos are welcome to my Engrish universe. Still waiting for my “Plane Donut” to be posted….

  29. Marum | 12:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Ach ya! Ich musste ein Hamburg Steak haben bitte..

  30. Marum | 12:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    QUIET! Or we vill put you in der oven.

  31. Marum | 12:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey Vicki! Will this make you happy? :P )

  32. Marum | 1:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Auntie. You can pick it up at the airport Wednesday.

    It will be landing at 1400hrs.

  33. Bob T | 2:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Where’s the boast?

  34. jjhitt | 3:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Handmade beef. Built this cow myself with some roadkill, tofu and some stuff I got at a garage sale.

  35. RT | 8:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    this just in… beef has filed for divorce from vicky, citing cases of domestic violence

  36. Nwad | 10:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Shut up, Beef, you’re drunk.

  37. emiie | 12:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I still can’t express the delight that I felt at hearing the SNL parody song “Dick in a Box” at Pizza Mall in Seoul in Gangnam. Luckily I was with 2 adult students with whom I could share my joy (after I explained it to them)

  38. Marum | 11:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Bill. Tis the Vegemite. For it is the yeast.
    And the peanut paste is the mouth.

  39. zaza | 5:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Most beef shuts up when hamburgered

  40. Timmy | 3:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I told you to shut up, you cow!

  41. Droll not Troll | 8:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Shut up and taste my beef!

  42. Lollerskate | 12:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The steak so manly it will make your mouth shut up and swallow, as it tells your heart to make its time!

  43. Engrineer | 9:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is 100% proof that spell check should NEVER have been invented. I was hungry at the first few words, then got a headache from the rest.

  44. JulieM | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pure poetry. I want this on my gravestone.

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