Can I get some satisfaction?

posted on 12 Jun 2013 in Signs

…and a side order of joy.

Photo courtesy of NoReason.
Found in Japanese mall.  

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  1. engrishwebmaster | 12:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 27  Subtract rating 0  

    You can’t buy hap… oh, guess you can.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Our family happiness discount: buy two happiness, get accidentally for free!

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 2  

    Sh*t happiness

  4. algernon | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Happiness is a soft serve

  5. DrLex | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Try our new Prozac-flavored smoothie!

  6. jjhitt | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Happiness is gooey and sticky. As it should be.

  7. jjhitt | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    I just had a sausage dog over at Grief and Anguish.

  8. coffeebot | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    because the Happy Meal is just exploitative.

  9. Ben | 6:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    You’ll have to barter. Money can’t buy this.

  10. Frank Burns | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll take two slices of heaven and a side of happiness please.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    If money can buy happiness, how come the store is empty with no lineup?

  12. Chris | 7:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s all sing the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!

  13. Lora | 7:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    I once went to to eat at Revenge, but their dishes are always served cold.

  14. Nonsuch Ned | 8:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Where service always comes with a smile… or they’re fired.

  15. Nonsuch Ned | 8:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I get a Prozac Double-Pounder,, Abilify Fries, and a Zoloft smoothie please?

  16. Sparky | 8:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 3  

    I’d like some flies with that!

  17. Biff the Understudy | 8:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Something’s about to happiness!

  18. A Non-Y Mouse | 9:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    May contain traces of ecstasy.

  19. Pectolatra | 10:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Happiness is so expensive! I think I’ll go to Just Fine instead.

  20. Simone Bolivar | 1:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Money really can’t buy happiness, but it gives you the ability to choose whatever kind of misery you prefer.

  21. Simone Bolivar | 1:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Happiness? I guess it all depends on what you do with the soft serve.

    Or perhaps; Where you put it.

  22. Marum | 1:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t know about Soft Serves. But an Asian friend of mine did things with chocolate and whipped cream, that caused a fair degree of happiness – ecstasy even.

  23. Marum | 1:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Q. What do you call a whole tribe of Maoris on Prozac?

    A. Once were worriers.

  24. Salome | 5:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    Drop the h and stress the second syllable.

  25. Marum | 5:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Money may not be able to buy happiness, but at least you can afford the misery which suits you best.

  26. Marum | 6:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The daily lashings will continue, until morale improves.

  27. Marum | 6:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    @BFC. Because it costs lotsa dough. It starts with a million dollar mansion, a Lamboghini, a yacht, a trophy wife. Get the drift?

  28. Droll not Troll | 8:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Warm puppy on a sesame seed bun to go, please.

  29. Droll not Troll | 8:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum:A few posts back you had a problem with emoticons. Your problem was a lack of a space character between the emoticon code and other text. If it’s not separate, the html engine doesn’t see it.

  30. Salome | 11:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cheaper than ecstasy–and legal, too.

  31. Molly | 2:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    As long as the food’s happy I’m eating it. I’ll be happier .

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