Can you hide in back?

posted on 3 Jun 2013 in Signs

I’m very corporate…

Photo courtesy of Wade and Britt Hammond.
Found in Little Tokyo, Los Angeles.  

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  1. algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    We don’t want custom anyway

  2. SF | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    If you stand in front of the show-window the view will be private and limited.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    Hey, I’m just standing here minding my own corporation!

  4. DrLex | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Please do not buy anything from us. Think of the other businesses!

  5. JohnZ | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Dear: corporations

    Mind your own businesses. Our show-window must go on.

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    As a customer, I am not very cooperative with the big corporations.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    It stands in front of show-window. It rubs the lotion on its business. It is disturbed. Very disturbed.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Dear: Customers
    My colon is displaced. You don’t need to see this.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    OK, but only if you’ll put my corporation in the show-window, decorate it nicely, and I’ll be allowed to stand on the left or right side.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    NOTE: Please corporate inside

  11. jjhitt | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not forget to turn out the lights and feed the customers before closing.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Dear: Daikokuya,

    Thank you for your company.

    Costumers

  13. Tong | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Japanese are just too overly polite. Let me translate this. “Dear customers, Please stand in front our competitors’ show-windows.”

  14. Ben | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    They’re just worried about their reputation for catering to gaijin. The Japanese sign next to it says “Please wait here”.

  15. Chris | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nobody likes a show off.

  16. Sparky | 7:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The sign of a non-hostile corporate take over.
    That’s using your noodles.

  17. A Non-Y Mouse | 9:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They don’t want the other B2Bs to get jealous of all the window shoppers.

  18. Pectolatra | 9:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    My corporation disturbs the other businesses. Problem?

  19. Peter | 10:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yikes . . . Corporation??
    No thanks !!

  20. GwydionM | 10:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s good for General Motors is disturbed when shown in a shop window

  21. Marum | 12:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Last time you corporated in front of our shop window all the other businesses and our staff were disturbed for weeks.

  22. Marum | 12:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The last time two corporate westerners stood in front of our shop window, they eclipsed the sun.

  23. Marum | 12:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Dear Sir and Madam. It is not that you are ugly, but please do not stand in front of our shop. You are devaluing the neighbourhood.

  24. Marum | 12:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    There should be more corporation and less foreplay. Or is that more foreplay and less corporation? Or maybe equal amounts of both. Look! I feel a bit dizzy. I think I will lie down for a while.

  25. Luckmaster | 6:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes, I’ve been geting love handles. Thank you, too.

  26. spaghettimeatballs | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Give me a chair then…..

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