Fresh and worm…

posted on 29 Jun 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Photo courtesy of Kurt Bender.
Found in Pattaya, Thailand. 

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  1. GwydionM | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 27  Subtract rating 1  

    Served with Special Flied Lice!

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Horse of course

  3. algernon | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    Complete with straw and oats

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 37  Subtract rating 0  

    – Mommy, there are flies on my plate!
    – Just crap your hands and they’ll go away, sweetie.

  5. Stopchicks | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    And a cow pie for dessert.

  6. Frank Burns | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 31  Subtract rating 0  

    “oooh! With lime!”

  7. DrLex | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    The lime really gives it that extra zest.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    – Would you like to urinate that, Sir?

  9. DrLex | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Also available in steamed version. Or steamy, can’t tell them apart.

  10. mickeygreeneyes | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    At last! Truth in advertising!

  11. mickeygreeneyes | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    And a nice cup of cow pee to wash it down.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    – What’s for dinner, dear?
    – Oh, crap!

  13. Sparky | 6:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Compliments of Mr. Ed.

  14. Pectolatra | 7:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 26  Subtract rating 0  

    Previously digested for your convenience.

  15. Mr. Wrong | 9:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You’ve got to get the stuff with lime. Some unscrupulous restaurateurs will sell it with cheaper substitute caustics. Make sure you let it slake for a while before consumption.

    Bon appetite!

  16. Mr. Wrong | 9:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    As the engineers say, if you want good clean oats, you’ll have to pay for it. If you’re satisfied with them after they’ve been through a horse, that’s quite a bit cheaper.

  17. Mr. Wrong | 9:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    As the engineers say, if you want good clean oats, you’ll have to pay for it. If you’re satisfied with them after they’ve been through a horse, that’s quite a bit cheaper.

  18. Big Fat Cat | 9:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Try also our Fried Horse Flies with Lime Disease – 30 B.

  19. kioku | 10:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s technically vegetarian and vegan too.

  20. Marum | 10:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The ultimate in recycling.

  21. Marum | 11:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Much like Camel Cigarettes.

    They used to have a picture of the factory on the packet.

  22. RT | 1:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    -the crap tastes delicious!
    -thanks, i made it myself

  23. Bob T | 7:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Would you like flies with that?

  24. Droll not Troll | 1:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    We apologise for the incontinence.

  25. Timmy | 3:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes ma’am, it’s gluten free.

  26. Sirry Person | 2:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    With lime? Aw, I wanted it with lemon.

  27. Gary | 5:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Anybody know what this was supposed to say?

  28. Gary | 5:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    At least now we know it tastes better with lime.

  29. Jøshua | 2:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    can I get buffalo chips with that?

  30. spaghettimeatballs | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I like it raw better

  31. Jordan T | 7:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The delicious poo you taste in all time!

  32. Oocca | 4:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mozart would enjoy this.

  33. Chris | 11:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well… Everything does taste better fried….

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