I’m still unconvenienced

posted on 1 Jun 2013 in Signs

But would you listen? No.

Photo courtesy of Dalton Jarvis.
Found at a Panda Express in California.

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry I don’t believe a word you’re saying.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 6  

    Poor Heather…

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Dine Inn, Stay Out.

  4. Tong | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I am telling you sir, if you don’t believe me, we will freeze your balls off like a brass monkey.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Must be some kind of Inn Continence

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Keep talking, I’ll but in if I need to.

  7. Chuck | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    And now my heart is broken.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    ♪ ♫ Thank You for just being You ♪ ♫

  9. Droll not Troll | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter! There’s a fly skating on my soup. Now I’m convinced.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 2  

    Dear Confuse Manager,

    OK, you managed to unconvince me. I don’t meal to go onto lobby or dine in, so I’ll taste the Kentucky Truck Chicken somewhere else. I will be now the incontinued.

    Customers

  11. jjhitt | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Me welcome, me.

  12. Frank Burns | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Random capitalization At it’s Best.

  13. Pectolatra | 8:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Heater is broken?!? What a lame excuse!!!

  14. Ben | 9:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Of course it’s garbled. Everyone knows that the native language of California is Spanish.

  15. Marum | 10:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    Poc a poco.

  16. Marum | 10:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    Try again: Poco a poco.

  17. Marum | 10:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    I’ll unremember the omalA.

  18. Marum | 10:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    This message has been proof read by Antonio L’opez de Santa Anna.

    You hava ze problemo wit dat hombre.

  19. Marum | 10:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    Mi casa su casa

  20. Marum | 10:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    You will be locked in the lobby for forty days and forty nights muchachos.

  21. Marum | 10:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    I’m sorry your heater is broken, I has a Beretta that jammed all the time too.

  22. davonblr | 11:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Welcome to Dine Inn. But you no can sleep here. You sleep afuera because heater broken, and es muy frio in California. We’re sorry if you’re unconvinced. Tal vez otro dia….

  23. Big Fat Cat | 12:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I am still unconvinced that was California

  24. Marum | 1:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The only reason I’m staying on your Lobby, is that it is so bloody cold I’m stuck to it.

  25. Marum | 1:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do I still get Fly Bys points?

  26. Sparky | 2:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like the Dew Drop Inn in Texas? or maybe Oklahoma or… I forget! ..

  27. Auntie | 2:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like no one requested a review before posting this little sweetheart…

  28. RT | 2:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    if your chinese fast food is made in california by a mexican worker, does that make it chinese food, american food, or mexican food?

  29. RT | 2:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    what do YOU mean thank YOU?
    -robert downey jr.

  30. Marum | 4:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @RT. I don’t know about that. But. There was a German Chinese called Adolph Wong. His food was great, but an hour layer you were hungry for power.

  31. Yugan | 1:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They couldn’t find anyone who knows English in California.

  32. MrBill | 2:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    He says the heater is broken, but I am unconvinced.

  33. Peter | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry for the unconvinced. That’s a new phrase I intend to use from now on. :-D good one. I was laughing so hard.

  34. tom | 9:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    yours truly, manager manager who lives on manager lane in manager, manager manager

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