My slippers get jittery…

They’re made for walking

I saw socks looking a little apprehensive, too.

Oh, mine always slip on a bed. Carefully.

Let’s shoes off the bed and pizza!

As tense as shoes on a bed…… well you learn a new saying everyday!

I knew going to a vegan love hotel was going to be a bad idea.

Oops! Wrong shoes on bed.

At Motel Six we’ll leave the laces on for you.

I’ll get as nervous as I want to get. Right now I’m as nervous as blood stains on the walls. I am so past shoes.

– Honey, would you please take off this guy’s shoes? I want to go to sleep.

This sign makes me angry as pants on a kitchen table.

You don’t have to worry about me being as nervous as shoes on a bed. At all times, I remain as calm as boots on an ironing board…

The real reason Captain Kirk always took his boots off to sleep with aliens.

Do get nervous as snakes on a plane.

Their rocking chair department has a similar sign about cats.

Don’t worry, they’re just a couple of loafers.

Now you know how the slippers feel.

I get nervous too when I think about all the germs and bodily substances left on the bed by other hotel visitors. 🙁

These boots are made for panicking
And that’s just what they don’t
One of these days these boots are going to run off with your shoes!

You’d be nervous too if you knew that at any time, someone could step on you and drag you everywhere he wants.

If there are shoes on the bed, there is possibly a horse between the sheets. Yes girls. Be nervous.

I only get nervous as woman on a bed

I’m not nervous @Someone. Take me! TAKE ME!

I’m not shaking in my shoes; the shoes are shaking on their own!

The Japanese wording reads “Please do not get on the bed with your shoes on” This must be some kind of a translation software the hotel folks are using but it’s not doing a good job apparently.

Sign in kanji and kana basically says: “Do us all a favor and do not put your shoes on top of the bed”.

We’ll be gentle.

No worries. I’m as cool as diarrhea in a freezer.

Only a madman would be nervous in that situation. I get pretty excited.

Please remain clam.

AND KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON!!!!!!!