My slippers get jittery…

posted on 11 Jun 2013 in Signs

Stay calm, keep laces tied…

Photo courtesy of NoReason.
Japanese says: “Please do not get
on the bed with your shoes on.” 

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  1. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    They’re made for walking

  2. coffeebot | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 26  Subtract rating 0  

    I saw socks looking a little apprehensive, too.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    Oh, mine always slip on a bed. Carefully.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 4  

    Let’s shoes off the bed and pizza!

  5. garudamon11 | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    As tense as shoes on a bed…… well you learn a new saying everyday!

  6. jjhitt | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I knew going to a vegan love hotel was going to be a bad idea.

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Oops! Wrong shoes on bed.

  8. jjhitt | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    At Motel Six we’ll leave the laces on for you.

  9. jjhitt | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll get as nervous as I want to get. Right now I’m as nervous as blood stains on the walls. I am so past shoes.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    - Honey, would you please take off this guy’s shoes? I want to go to sleep.

  11. DrLex | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 26  Subtract rating 0  

    This sign makes me angry as pants on a kitchen table.

  12. Dervrak | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    You don’t have to worry about me being as nervous as shoes on a bed. At all times, I remain as calm as boots on an ironing board…

  13. WorrierPrincess | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The real reason Captain Kirk always took his boots off to sleep with aliens.

  14. Frank Burns | 6:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Do get nervous as snakes on a plane.

  15. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Their rocking chair department has a similar sign about cats.

  16. Sparky | 7:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t worry, they’re just a couple of loafers.

  17. coffeebot | 7:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Now you know how the slippers feel.

  18. Lora | 9:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    I get nervous too when I think about all the germs and bodily substances left on the bed by other hotel visitors. :-(

  19. GwydionM | 10:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    These boots are made for panicking
    And that’s just what they don’t
    One of these days these boots are going to run off with your shoes!

  20. Someone | 10:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    You’d be nervous too if you knew that at any time, someone could step on you and drag you everywhere he wants.

  21. Marum | 11:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    If there are shoes on the bed, there is possibly a horse between the sheets. Yes girls. Be nervous.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    I only get nervous as woman on a bed

  23. Simone Bolivar | 11:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not nervous @Someone. Take me! TAKE ME!

  24. Classic Steve | 11:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not shaking in my shoes; the shoes are shaking on their own!

  25. JustPassingBy | 11:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    The Japanese wording reads “Please do not get on the bed with your shoes on” This must be some kind of a translation software the hotel folks are using but it’s not doing a good job apparently.

  26. Auntie | 2:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sign in kanji and kana basically says: “Do us all a favor and do not put your shoes on top of the bed”.

  27. Mr. Wrong | 7:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We’ll be gentle.

  28. Mr. Wrong | 7:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No worries. I’m as cool as diarrhea in a freezer.

  29. Lollerskate | 12:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Only a madman would be nervous in that situation. I get pretty excited.

  30. Nicholas Chase | 2:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Please remain clam.

  31. Luc Borot | 11:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    AND KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON!!!!!!!

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