Oh, to be a male scholar…

posted on 17 Jun 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Kaishin Chu.
Menu found in China. 

36 captions

  1. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Do old people wang need a condom

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |

    M,ild an fragrant mineral water for the wet male scholar

  3. Alex | 4:16 am |

    Riddle: What liquid is the lady nursed with ? She is having needing.

    Hint: It is mild and fragrant !

  4. JohnZ | 4:21 am |

    Putting the wet male scholar piece of cloth above the condom is a great example of conditioned thinking about how it became wet.

  5. DrLex | 4:23 am |

    That towel will need a lot of compressing after all this wet stuff.

  6. jjhitt | 4:28 am |

    Looks like the Old Scholar is gonna have a noodle party.

  7. jjhitt | 4:32 am |

    Jian Li Bao is a soft drink. I do not know if is mild, fragrant or produced by milking nurses.

  8. DrLex | 4:32 am |

    Please wear the condom before you start to liquid the lady.

  9. mickeygreeneyes | 4:34 am |

    How much for 20,000 shares of pork backs?

  10. mickeygreeneyes | 4:35 am |

    If you’re on Medicare, your pee pee is really lookin’ good!

  11. mickeygreeneyes | 4:36 am |

    I flunked out of school. Am I still eligible for the liquid nursing thing? Please?

  12. jjhitt | 4:41 am |

    If you’re having needing, I’m very auspicious.

  13. Big Fat Cat | 4:43 am |

    That’s where Confucius is nursed with his great ideas

  14. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:43 am |

    Who knew a commodity price list could also be a narrative!

  15. Pectolatra | 8:01 am |

    I wonder why nursing a male scholar is more expensive than auspicious old people wang.

  16. Pectolatra | 8:04 am |

    Male scholar, get ready for your oral test. 😈

  17. Marum | 8:38 am |

    I’ll stick with the Instant noodles, a mineral water, and a condom thanks. The rest is incomprehensible.

  18. Dude | 8:43 am |

    I bet old people Wang was the one who created the wet scholar piece of cloth. How else would he be so auspicious?

  19. Nonsuch Ned | 8:51 am |

    Wet Male Scholar Wang is prodigious.
    one condom please.

  20. GwydionM | 10:19 am |

    the wet male scholar ventured into the liquid the lady is nursed. He now has an old people wang, very sad

  21. Lora | 11:31 am |

    @Big Fat Cat: It looks like Confucius wrote the Chinese part of this menu and Sigmund Freud translated it! :-)

  22. jjhitt | 11:36 am |

    That’s right, 20 condoms filled with mineral water and noodles.
    Delivered to the roof.

  23. davonblr | 1:03 pm |

    But wait! I provide all above commodity? So am I a guest, or am I being pimped out?

  24. Auntie | 1:03 pm |

    speechless in face of the onslaught.

  25. stpnrazr | 3:01 pm |

    After I turned 50, I learned that old people wang is not really all that auspicious.

  26. Marum | 3:04 pm |

    Yes I have seen the liquids the scholars use. The Uni. students regularly gather at the Regatta Pub in Brissie.

  27. Czarmangis | 3:36 pm |

    These boneheads are only just now recognizing that like sugar cherry blossom cookies creep in your dream stare, Engrish has been and will continue to be the first number!

  28. Dangard | 8:35 pm |

    “I’ll have a condom, and liquid the lady is nursed, since I never leave a lady unsatisfied :) Wait….NO!!! What do you mean that’s how that French guy got in trouble in New York?”

  29. Marum | 3:47 am |

    @Czarmangis. Yeah. Number than an Eskimo’s bum, when he’s sitting on an ice floe.

  30. Timmy | 6:23 pm |

    LIES! I’m old and my wang never promises future success!!

  31. tekleader | 2:25 pm |

    Could I have another hint, please?

  32. Allison | 2:25 pm |

    wait so did they actualy mean condom when it said condom? well never mind they probobly did PEOPLES NEEDS THE SEX!

  33. DO | 4:00 pm |

    Sum Ting Wong with Old People Wang

  34. Cindi | 12:55 am |

    Kids don’t look below the mineral water.

  35. Susan | 12:14 pm |

    Where I come from, old people Wang is suspicious.

  36. RocketCat | 3:59 pm |

    The old people Wang would likely not need a condom or expel liquid,even when wet and nursed by a lady. Old people Wang would probably need viagra to be instant noodle but would need to compress a towel afterwards if having needing.

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