Oh, to be a male scholar…

posted on 17 Jun 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Kaishin Chu.
Menu found in China. 

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  1. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 61  Subtract rating 1  

    Do old people wang need a condom

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    M,ild an fragrant mineral water for the wet male scholar

  3. Alex | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 31  Subtract rating 0  

    Riddle: What liquid is the lady nursed with ? She is having needing.

    Hint: It is mild and fragrant !

  4. JohnZ | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Putting the wet male scholar piece of cloth above the condom is a great example of conditioned thinking about how it became wet.

  5. DrLex | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 31  Subtract rating 0  

    That towel will need a lot of compressing after all this wet stuff.

  6. jjhitt | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 30  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like the Old Scholar is gonna have a noodle party.

  7. jjhitt | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Jian Li Bao is a soft drink. I do not know if is mild, fragrant or produced by milking nurses.

  8. DrLex | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 33  Subtract rating 0  

    Please wear the condom before you start to liquid the lady.

  9. mickeygreeneyes | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    How much for 20,000 shares of pork backs?

  10. mickeygreeneyes | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 2  

    If you’re on Medicare, your pee pee is really lookin’ good!

  11. mickeygreeneyes | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    I flunked out of school. Am I still eligible for the liquid nursing thing? Please?

  12. jjhitt | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    If you’re having needing, I’m very auspicious.

  13. Big Fat Cat | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s where Confucius is nursed with his great ideas

  14. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    Who knew a commodity price list could also be a narrative!

  15. Pectolatra | 8:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 26  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder why nursing a male scholar is more expensive than auspicious old people wang.

  16. Pectolatra | 8:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    Male scholar, get ready for your oral test. 😈

  17. Marum | 8:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll stick with the Instant noodles, a mineral water, and a condom thanks. The rest is incomprehensible.

  18. Dude | 8:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    I bet old people Wang was the one who created the wet scholar piece of cloth. How else would he be so auspicious?

  19. Nonsuch Ned | 8:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Wet Male Scholar Wang is prodigious.
    one condom please.

  20. GwydionM | 10:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    the wet male scholar ventured into the liquid the lady is nursed. He now has an old people wang, very sad

  21. Lora | 11:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 38  Subtract rating 0  

    @Big Fat Cat: It looks like Confucius wrote the Chinese part of this menu and Sigmund Freud translated it! :-)

  22. jjhitt | 11:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 25  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s right, 20 condoms filled with mineral water and noodles.
    Delivered to the roof.

  23. davonblr | 1:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    But wait! I provide all above commodity? So am I a guest, or am I being pimped out?

  24. Auntie | 1:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    speechless in face of the onslaught.

  25. stpnrazr | 3:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    After I turned 50, I learned that old people wang is not really all that auspicious.

  26. Marum | 3:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes I have seen the liquids the scholars use. The Uni. students regularly gather at the Regatta Pub in Brissie.

  27. Czarmangis | 3:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    These boneheads are only just now recognizing that like sugar cherry blossom cookies creep in your dream stare, Engrish has been and will continue to be the first number!

  28. Dangard | 8:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    “I’ll have a condom, and liquid the lady is nursed, since I never leave a lady unsatisfied :) Wait….NO!!! What do you mean that’s how that French guy got in trouble in New York?”

  29. Marum | 3:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Czarmangis. Yeah. Number than an Eskimo’s bum, when he’s sitting on an ice floe.

  30. Timmy | 6:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    LIES! I’m old and my wang never promises future success!!

  31. tekleader | 2:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Could I have another hint, please?

  32. Allison | 2:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    wait so did they actualy mean condom when it said condom? well never mind they probobly did PEOPLES NEEDS THE SEX!

  33. DO | 4:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Sum Ting Wong with Old People Wang

  34. Cindi | 12:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Kids don’t look below the mineral water.

  35. Susan | 12:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Where I come from, old people Wang is suspicious.

  36. RocketCat | 3:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The old people Wang would likely not need a condom or expel liquid,even when wet and nursed by a lady. Old people Wang would probably need viagra to be instant noodle but would need to compress a towel afterwards if having needing.

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