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posted on 22 Jun 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

I dressed as someone who’s about to explode.

Photo courtesy of Kate Clifford.
Found in China. 

37 captions

  1. engrishwebmaster | 2:25 am |

    Trick or treat — I have to go

  2. Ageless | 2:34 am |

    Oh, it was? Now you tell me!

  3. Jøshua | 2:45 am |

    should have told me before

  4. GwydionM | 3:11 am |

    Batman – please use the toilet provided!

  5. SF | 3:27 am |

    Business idea: rent Winnie the Pooh costumes next door.

  6. algernon | 4:02 am |

    What a better place for cosplay

  7. algernon | 4:03 am |

    We’ve turned it into a playcenter now

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |

    Where people turn into Scotsmen

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |

    Daddy in, Santa out

  10. Tong | 4:35 am |

    Man in Superman costume, “I can’t take off! What’s going on?!”
    Hotel staff, “Sir, your fly is undone.”

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:45 am |

    – Mommy, I had to pee!

  12. Eli Symanowicz | 5:19 am |

    Furries can wash their Fursuits here.

  13. Coffeebot | 5:41 am |

    Where’s the cos-urinal?

  14. davonblr | 6:12 am |

    Careful going to the bathroom! They’re having a ball in there!

  15. Chris | 6:28 am |

    “I thought it was a costume ball.”

  16. J-Luke | 6:44 am |

    It was, until they became a drag…

  17. Pectolatra | 6:49 am |

    This restroom WAS for costumers only.
    Now that it’s no longer Halloween, it’s closed down.

  18. Pectolatra | 6:51 am |

    I’m telling you, we are the X-Men! For real!!!

  19. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:31 am |

    But then the neighbors started complaining about all the furries.

  20. Sparky | 10:18 am |

    I’m dressed as the toilet.

  21. Lora | 10:36 am |

    It was a costumers-only restroom…until the men started dressing like firefighters and tried to see how high they could put out a “fire”.

  22. Jay | 11:43 am |

    “You costumer?”
    “Yes, I’m Edith Head.”
    “Head?! No, we have none of that here, you go now!”

  23. Chuck | 11:44 am |

    …we apologize for the incontinence.

  24. Marum | 12:11 pm |

    It was for customers only.

    Now, any riffraff can use it.

  25. Marum | 12:12 pm |

    It is actually a drinking trough, masquerading as a urinal.

  26. Marum | 12:14 pm |

    For trick or treat, we have carefully supercooled the water in the bidet

  27. Marum | 12:58 pm |

    To celebrate the occasion, I have come cunningulusly disguised as a muff diver.

  28. Marum | 3:46 pm |

    Is it okay for fancy dress balls?

  29. Someone | 4:16 pm |

    It was, until we discovered the typo (and as such: the source of all the pee on the floor). Sorry for the inconvenience all that time, customers!

  30. Jøshua | 7:29 pm |

    Don’t see many phone booths any more, Super Man has to change in the crapper.

  31. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:44 pm |

    NOW WE CLOSED

  32. Droll not Troll | 2:47 pm |

    Sorry for the incognito.

  33. Droll not Troll | 2:48 pm |

    Hey, which one of you bastards dried their hands on my cape?!

  34. Al | 3:43 am |

    How any non-cosplayer at a convention feels.

  35. spaghettimeatballs | 4:46 am |

    So your employees have to go accross the street then?

  36. LK | 10:44 am |

    AKA the bathroom sign at the anime convention.

  37. Andrew | 5:05 pm |

    But now anyperson with makeup on can us it.

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