Right next to Chicken Falls

posted on 25 Jun 2013 in Menus, Signs

I prefer pork berries…

Photo courtesy of Jaime Venters. 

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  1. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Roll’em Roll’em Roll’em

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    - How much for a Beer Fiver?

  3. Big Fat Cat | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    This picture was taken at Lion’s Paradise.

  4. DrLex | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Making hamburgers in the beef river is as easy as sailing through it with a speedboat.

  5. DrLex | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Seems like they had more luck than these guys: http://www.engrish.com/2010/12/cry-me-a-stir-fry-cattle-river/

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Now I’m cowsick

  7. Salome | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fly me a river?

  8. Ben | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    From a ronghorn.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    - Did you enjoy your beef, Sir?
    - Only the first hundred meters…

  10. Frank Burns | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Clever re-marketing of “Pink Slime.”

  11. Frank Burns | 6:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Once you are past the rapids, it’s all gravey from there.

  12. Frank Burns | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I got too exited because at first glance I thought it said BEER river.

  13. Mc-Taz | 6:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Where is all of your beef sourced from? Just a little bit upstream.

  14. Pectolatra | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    I’m gonna need a bicarb soda river after that.

  15. Biff the Understudy | 6:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    By Aaron Copland.

  16. jjhitt | 6:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll be your guide on the river. I’m Sir Loin of Porterhouse. You can call me Chuck.

  17. Sparky | 7:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Ride down it on the gravy boat.

  18. Nonsuch Ned | 8:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    As long as it takes me to Bacon Mountain, I’m there.

  19. A Non-Y Mouse | 9:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The butcher saw a chocolate fountain and decided to run with the idea.

  20. Dude | 9:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    All of a sudden, that obscure Weird Al parody “Take Me to the Liver” makes sense!

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    - Just Twin Pigs for me, please.

  22. Classic Steve | 11:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    “…wider than a mire…”

  23. Droll not Troll | 12:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    ….where boats can steer themselves.

  24. Droll not Troll | 12:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, you gotta be kidney!

  25. Droll not Troll | 12:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Just outside Ground Rapids, Michigan.

  26. Marum | 1:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    In Chinatown in Brissie at Christmas the Chinese girl choir was singing Shenandoah. On the second chorus of:

    Away, away.
    Away, you lolling liver.

    I damn near wet myself.

  27. Marum | 1:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Classic Steve.

    I’m clossing you in styre this time.

  28. Marum | 1:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cows with guns. (correction torpedos)

  29. WorrierPrincess | 4:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    My huckrebelly fliend…

  30. Silly Uncle Willy | 6:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Big hit for Andy Wirriams back in the day.

  31. RT | 7:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    from the makers of slip ‘n’ slide comes a delightful new summer product designed for men! new slip ‘n’ slide: beef river edition is bound to be a hit at your next barbeque gathering!

  32. Eric | 8:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s go swimming!

  33. Atli | 2:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Serve me a river…

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