Served with a smile

posted on 28 Jun 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Wait, right here on the table…?

Photo courtesy of Bryan Stafford.
Found in Busan, South Korea. 

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  1. McBee | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m so there!

  2. jjhitt | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 28  Subtract rating 0  

    Move over, Starbucks.

  3. jjhitt | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 1  

    “Would you like me to leave room for cream?”

  4. jjhitt | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s going on with the pigs in the basement?

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    - Now let’s on the floor, honey!

  6. SF | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter, the tablecloth isn’t clean.

  7. jjhitt | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t order a Wiener Melange. Get a Skinny Mocha Cowgirl instead.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    She wants it hot and black

  9. DrLex | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Someone has been playing too much GTA San Andreas.

  10. algernon | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh beaut coffee and a show

  11. James | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Muahahaha, Ohohohoho, this is delicious!

    “Guess you won’t be needing that coffee I ordered for you…”

  12. jjhitt | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 24  Subtract rating 0  

    Expresso is Italian for quickie.

  13. Frank Burns | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    “We don’t have time for a (hot latte), we have to go find the time macheen!”

  14. Tong | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    A: “Excuse me, we have a booking for this table.”
    B:”I am sorry, do you mind if we join the tables together?”

  15. Ben | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll take that barista over there, and she’ll be having an extra large.

  16. Big Fat Cat | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    One Table, Multiple Players!

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The Chair is on the other side of the street.

  18. Sparky | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    We make it your way.

  19. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Genius! They don’t have to hire busboys. The patrons sweep all the dishes off the table before “dessert”.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    - Mommy, why don’t we go to The Toilet?

  21. jjhitt | 7:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    My cup runneth over.

  22. Mr. Wrong | 9:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Found in your nearest brown light district.

  23. Marum | 9:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    It is always delicious. Is there any other kind?

  24. Mark | 9:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘do it in the kitchen, loose yourself over china’

  25. Mc-Taz | 9:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you have to pay to get in?

  26. Marum | 9:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Mc-Taz. You always have to pay….One way or the other.

  27. Marum | 9:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Q. What do you think of sex and violence on the TV?

    A. It’s great, but it breaks the legs off the cabinet.

  28. Marum | 9:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Q. What has four legs and no drawers.

    A. A restaurant table.

  29. Marum | 9:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Just call for one of the waiters if you would like a “sandwich”.

  30. GwydionM | 10:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The dish runs away with the spoon, but pops back for a threesome with the coffee cup.

    Enough to melt a heart of china!

  31. Biff the Understudy | 10:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Two girls, one espresso.

  32. Marum | 10:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The signwriter is Bi.

  33. Marum | 10:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    He sure is. He wrote this sign with both hands, and no brain.

  34. Marum | 10:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I tried coffee with my lover. I found chocolate and whipped cream to be superior.

  35. Snickers | 11:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    An Italian walks into the restaurant and says “I want a fawk on the table!”

  36. Bob T | 12:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I like it rough. Do you have a log table?

  37. RT | 2:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “jim never has a second cup of coffee at home” -airplane

  38. RT | 2:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    will that be a tall, grande, venti, or OH HELL YES?

  39. Jay | 3:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Start your day off with a bang.

  40. Lobo | 9:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Guess who is dessert?

  41. Unown | 11:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    You don’t want to know the secret ingredient for their cream.

  42. WorrierPrincess | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Love making JUST for me? I prefer to have “coffee” with a friend.

  43. JJ | 8:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Other side of the table always looks more delicious.

  44. Gravy Train | 5:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Good to the last drop.

  45. Sam | 10:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, but we only just met!

  46. Michelle | 7:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll take that to go….

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