The Chinese know us too well…

posted on 24 Jun 2013 in Chinglish, Drinks

Photo courtesy of Anthony Cuellar.
Chinese beer found in Brooklyn.

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  1. SF | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Bao six-pack.

  2. algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s start with a beer!!

  3. algernon | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Inebriate genuine feelings.

  4. Tong | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    But, not matter how many I drink, I was not content. I tried very hard, but I don’t feel an American heart, instead, I got the American beer belly.

  5. jjhitt | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    “Consume mass quantities!”

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Best before unconscious

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t lose your drinking license!

  8. DrLex | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s beer! Let’s inebriate!

  9. Big Fat Cat | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    Tastes like piss to me.

  10. Ben | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Home is where the inebriated heart is.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    WARNING: American heart attack without permission is prohibited

  12. Frank Burns | 6:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    I drank to think of home feeling, then I forgot where I lived.

  13. Frank Burns | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Woke up in a Soho doorway, a Policeman knew my name, He said you can go sleep at home tonight if you can get up and walk away.

  14. Pectolatra | 6:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It looks like China has a wise plan to surpass USA as the world’s largest economy.

  15. Marum | 8:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 1  

    That’s the trouble with Asian beer. Half an hour later you’re sober again.

  16. Marum | 8:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually. It tends to inebriate my brain before my heart.

  17. Marum | 9:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The destiny of beer….To make all women look beautiful.

  18. Marum | 9:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And make all men feel irresistable

  19. GwydionM | 9:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Home heart is where the beer is

  20. Biff the Understudy | 10:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Dorothy: “There’s no place like beer!”

  21. Marum | 10:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ahh! The necessities of life; sex, beer, and football.

  22. jjhitt | 11:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I ♥ Inebriate America.

  23. RT | 12:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    -give it to me straight, doc. what’s wrong?
    -you’re either American or sober.

  24. Sparky | 5:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I drank to my hearts content and got inebriated, so I took the bus home. I just woke up and can’t remember where I parked it!

  25. Droll not Troll | 11:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Drinking beer doesn’t usually give me a heart on.

  26. Ascentboy | 6:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    After consume six-pack, will require Ex-Sedrin

  27. iLock | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Like totally…

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