The Original Kick Board

posted on 2 Jun 2013 in Chinglish, Toys

We’ll need a DNA sample…

Photo courtesy of Michelle Cox.
Scooter package – made in China. 

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Our website: w.hom

  2. algernon | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    This is better than Jenny Craig

  3. jjhitt | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    I was like you once…

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    - Look Ma, I’m Swim Ming!

  5. jjhitt | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    E=style(mc^2)

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 24  Subtract rating 1  

    Is this the only logo ever to contain an arsehole?

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    I challenge this fact! Is this early enough?

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    ”WARNING: http://www.engrish.com

    (T-Shirt, anyone?)

  9. coffeebot | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    AKA Early Puberty Board

  10. jjhitt | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Change back! Change back!

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    This scooter kicks bo*rd!

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    How many kick boards does it take to change a light bulb?

  13. Chuck | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Using this board will give you the Scoots. Or, as pictured, SCO*TS !

    Accept it !

  14. DrLex | 6:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Do not use above water! Everyone accepts this fact. Except Marty McFly.

  15. Sparky | 7:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    My name is Whom and I endorse this message. BTW I kick ass.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Our kick board can be also used for face bashing – it changes you fashionably.

    Everyone knows that.

  17. Pectolatra | 7:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    I used to be fat, tacky and cowardly. This board really changed me!
    If you don’t accept this fact, well, I will gladly prove you wrong… (cracks knuckles)

  18. Jay | 9:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    You will challenge early, but sadly, finish the last.

  19. Marum | 11:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    It may do all these things, but in the end, you will still remain incomprehensible.

  20. Chris | 11:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Thanks, but I can change myself.

  21. Marum | 11:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    The Kickboard for real arseholes.

  22. Marum | 11:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    A Kickboard that changes you? Could be useful when you become incontinent.

  23. Big Fat Cat | 11:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    The Original Kick The Bucket Scooter. It will change your life by sending you to a funeral home.

  24. Mr. Wrong | 12:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    But if you challenge us, we will cut you a new you-know-what!

  25. Marum | 2:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    I’d rather be more stylish than “who rather than a whomb.

  26. Marum | 3:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Illustrious Sirs,
    I was a 75lb weakling and used to get beaten up by ten year olds.
    Since following your training regime for twelve months, and practising with your kickboard, I am now a 90lb weakling and get beat up by 12 year olds. At the present rate of progress I estimate that by the time I am 45 I will be getting beaten up by 52 year olds.

    May I respectfully request a refund?

  27. Mike | 6:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Whom accepts this fact. Jealous.

  28. Jøshua | 8:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    With the rainbow arsehole and becoming more stylish I’d say this the only kick board to use during Pride Week.

  29. A Non-Y Mouse | 10:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Side effects may include premature challenging.

  30. GwydionM | 10:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    For Whom the Board Rolls

  31. SonikkuAmerica | 6:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    SCOOT. The Original Kick Board. It changed me. Forever. It can change you too. *rubs black eye*

  32. tom | 9:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “everyone accepts this fact” says your friendly everyday neighborhood chinese dictator

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