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The Original Kick Board
We’ll need a DNA sample…
Photo courtesy of Michelle Cox.
Scooter package – made in China.
(154 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)
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This is better than Jenny Craig
I was like you once…
– Look Ma, I’m Swim Ming!
E=style(mc^2)
Is this the only logo ever to contain an arsehole?
I challenge this fact! Is this early enough?
”WARNING: https://www.engrish.com”
(T-Shirt, anyone?)
AKA Early Puberty Board
Change back! Change back!
This scooter kicks bo*rd!
How many kick boards does it take to change a light bulb?
Using this board will give you the Scoots. Or, as pictured, SCO*TS !
Accept it !
Do not use above water! Everyone accepts this fact. Except Marty McFly.
My name is Whom and I endorse this message. BTW I kick ass.
Our kick board can be also used for face bashing – it changes you fashionably.
Everyone knows that.
I used to be fat, tacky and cowardly. This board really changed me!
If you don’t accept this fact, well, I will gladly prove you wrong… (cracks knuckles)
You will challenge early, but sadly, finish the last.
It may do all these things, but in the end, you will still remain incomprehensible.
Thanks, but I can change myself.
The Kickboard for real arseholes.
A Kickboard that changes you? Could be useful when you become incontinent.
The Original Kick The Bucket Scooter. It will change your life by sending you to a funeral home.
But if you challenge us, we will cut you a new you-know-what!
I’d rather be more stylish than “who rather than a whomb.
Illustrious Sirs,
I was a 75lb weakling and used to get beaten up by ten year olds.
Since following your training regime for twelve months, and practising with your kickboard, I am now a 90lb weakling and get beat up by 12 year olds. At the present rate of progress I estimate that by the time I am 45 I will be getting beaten up by 52 year olds.
May I respectfully request a refund?
Whom accepts this fact. Jealous.
With the rainbow arsehole and becoming more stylish I’d say this the only kick board to use during Pride Week.
Side effects may include premature challenging.
For Whom the Board Rolls
SCOOT. The Original Kick Board. It changed me. Forever. It can change you too. *rubs black eye*
“everyone accepts this fact” says your friendly everyday neighborhood chinese dictator