Urine for a surprise!

posted on 27 Jun 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of David Dixon.
Menu found in Yangzhou, China. 

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    What a pisser of a menu

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Person who cooks meat an peas in same pot very unhygienic.

  3. DrLex | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter! This menu really pisses me off.

  4. DrLex | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Boll? Urinate? Must be a reference to an Uwe Boll movie…

  5. Tong | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    All served in a piss pot.

  6. jjhitt | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Now we know where the beef river comes from.

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Rice noodles which can tolerate urine really have character.

  8. jjhitt | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Just follow the bouncing boll…”

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I drink them first?

  10. JohnZ | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Food here is so incredible you will shit bricks and urinate noodles!!

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    NOTE: Our toilet is out of control and Chef is on vacation. We apologize for the incontinence.

  12. Jay | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    *All menu items personally passed by our manager.

  13. Jay | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll just have the double jizz burger, thanks.

  14. Mr. Wrong | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Passing beef boll rice noodles is no mean feat. Fish bolls are even worse. Do they prepare the food in front of you?

  15. Mr. Wrong | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why aren’t characteristic mixed rice noodles items number 1 and 2?

  16. Mr. Wrong | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 1  

    Congratulations, China! Urination!

  17. Tong | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Sir, if number 1 is not your cup of tea, maybe you’d like to try number 2.

  18. Coffeebot | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you have pees and carrots?

  19. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I think I know what that characteristic is.

  20. PeeBee | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    All our food is #1!

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    - Waiter, I want to complain. My urinals have been washed with water!

  22. Chuck | 5:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The Board of Health took samples back to the lab.

    Later, they asked the tech, “So, what’s urinalysis?”

  23. Frank Burns | 6:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Your inate response is not to eat here.

  24. Frank Burns | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Some of their customers came down with yellow fever.

  25. James | 6:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Characteristic mixed. Yeah, it’s urine.

  26. Sparky | 7:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Urine the right place!

  27. Dude | 8:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Whoever wrote this menu must’ve been taking the piss out of us!

  28. GwydionM | 10:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    boll rice specially prepared by our highly trained boll weevils

  29. Droll not Troll | 11:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    If you don’t like pees, maybe we could substitute beens.

  30. Droll not Troll | 11:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve always been suspicious of “pot” noodles.

  31. Droll not Troll | 11:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The menu selections are really wetting my appetite.

  32. Lobo | 11:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Guess what the beef balls are made of?

  33. Marum | 11:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Doe the waitress come with desert?

    No sir. But she does get a bit puffed on Saturday nights.

  34. szk | 1:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I may be more interested if that urine originated from that nice looking lady over there.

  35. Marum | 1:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Urine hot water if you want noodles.

  36. Marum | 1:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Book of the week: The Yellow River by I.P. Daly.

  37. pasdrole | 2:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh waiter, does the menu come with a catheter?

  38. RT | 2:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    all employees must wash hands before turning on gas stove in toilet
    *sign in restroom*

  39. Lollerskate | 3:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Also known as the “Uwe Boll” special!

  40. Lora | 4:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    What? No poo-poo platter?

  41. jytou | 10:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually the word and meaning in the original Chinese word is indeed “urinate” or “pee”. The origin of this name in food, especially the variety of meat balls is because it contains some juice within the meat ball that would splash out all over your mouth when you bite on it, and they preferred to describe the sensation as “urination” (and the word used usually referred to unintended urination that is often caused by shocked or when they were too terrified). However, the translation is direct and would become a joke for those who did not understand the origin of the naming. It would be a joke as well for those who read Chinese but do not understand why it was so-named as well. The naming is probably originated from a Hong Kong movie (comedy).

  42. Bystander | 1:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Chef to assistant: “No, no you idiot! I said you need to take a LEEK!”

  43. Timmy | 2:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Served in a steaming hot chamber pot!

  44. 死神 | 12:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @jytou

    You’re probably thinking of “God Of Cookery” starring Stephen Chow. One of the food items featured there was called Pissing Beef Balls.

  45. huiray | 2:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @jytou, @死神 and @everyoneelse

    According to baidu (see here: http://baike.baidu.com/view/74751.htm) “pee beef balls – “撒尿牛丸” – has a (quote): “long history of traditional Chinese cuisine”.

    (Use Google translate (http://translate.google.com/) if one does not read Chinese but wish to get a sense of what the article says)

  46. jjay | 11:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Juan Manuel Marquez’ favorite breakfast.

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