Urine for a surprise!

posted on 27 Jun 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of David Dixon.
Menu found in Yangzhou, China. 

46 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    What a pisser of a menu

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Person who cooks meat an peas in same pot very unhygienic.

  3. DrLex | 4:08 am |

    Waiter! This menu really pisses me off.

  4. DrLex | 4:09 am |

    Boll? Urinate? Must be a reference to an Uwe Boll movie…

  5. Tong | 4:09 am |

    All served in a piss pot.

  6. jjhitt | 4:14 am |

    Now we know where the beef river comes from.

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:14 am |

    Rice noodles which can tolerate urine really have character.

  8. jjhitt | 4:16 am |

    “Just follow the bouncing boll…”

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |

    Can I drink them first?

  10. JohnZ | 4:29 am |

    Food here is so incredible you will shit bricks and urinate noodles!!

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:31 am |

    NOTE: Our toilet is out of control and Chef is on vacation. We apologize for the incontinence.

  12. Jay | 4:32 am |

    *All menu items personally passed by our manager.

  13. Jay | 4:35 am |

    I’ll just have the double jizz burger, thanks.

  14. Mr. Wrong | 4:41 am |

    Passing beef boll rice noodles is no mean feat. Fish bolls are even worse. Do they prepare the food in front of you?

  15. Mr. Wrong | 4:42 am |

    Why aren’t characteristic mixed rice noodles items number 1 and 2?

  16. Mr. Wrong | 4:45 am |

    Congratulations, China! Urination!

  17. Tong | 4:57 am |

    Sir, if number 1 is not your cup of tea, maybe you’d like to try number 2.

  18. Coffeebot | 5:33 am |

    Do you have pees and carrots?

  19. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:39 am |

    I think I know what that characteristic is.

  20. PeeBee | 5:51 am |

    All our food is #1!

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:55 am |

    – Waiter, I want to complain. My urinals have been washed with water!

  22. Chuck | 5:58 am |

    The Board of Health took samples back to the lab.

    Later, they asked the tech, “So, what’s urinalysis?”

  23. Frank Burns | 6:05 am |

    Your inate response is not to eat here.

  24. Frank Burns | 6:07 am |

    Some of their customers came down with yellow fever.

  25. James | 6:29 am |

    Characteristic mixed. Yeah, it’s urine.

  26. Sparky | 7:32 am |

    Urine the right place!

  27. Dude | 8:50 am |

    Whoever wrote this menu must’ve been taking the piss out of us!

  28. GwydionM | 10:15 am |

    boll rice specially prepared by our highly trained boll weevils

  29. Droll not Troll | 11:16 am |

    If you don’t like pees, maybe we could substitute beens.

  30. Droll not Troll | 11:17 am |

    I’ve always been suspicious of “pot” noodles.

  31. Droll not Troll | 11:25 am |

    The menu selections are really wetting my appetite.

  32. Lobo | 11:49 am |

    Guess what the beef balls are made of?

  33. Marum | 11:49 am |

    Doe the waitress come with desert?

    No sir. But she does get a bit puffed on Saturday nights.

  34. szk | 1:45 pm |

    I may be more interested if that urine originated from that nice looking lady over there.

  35. Marum | 1:54 pm |

    Urine hot water if you want noodles.

  36. Marum | 1:57 pm |

    Book of the week: The Yellow River by I.P. Daly.

  37. pasdrole | 2:02 pm |

    Oh waiter, does the menu come with a catheter?

  38. RT | 2:19 pm |

    all employees must wash hands before turning on gas stove in toilet
    *sign in restroom*

  39. Lollerskate | 3:54 pm |

    Also known as the “Uwe Boll” special!

  40. Lora | 4:40 pm |

    What? No poo-poo platter?

  41. jytou | 10:04 pm |

    Actually the word and meaning in the original Chinese word is indeed “urinate” or “pee”. The origin of this name in food, especially the variety of meat balls is because it contains some juice within the meat ball that would splash out all over your mouth when you bite on it, and they preferred to describe the sensation as “urination” (and the word used usually referred to unintended urination that is often caused by shocked or when they were too terrified). However, the translation is direct and would become a joke for those who did not understand the origin of the naming. It would be a joke as well for those who read Chinese but do not understand why it was so-named as well. The naming is probably originated from a Hong Kong movie (comedy).

  42. Bystander | 1:58 am |

    Chef to assistant: “No, no you idiot! I said you need to take a LEEK!”

  43. Timmy | 2:58 am |

    Served in a steaming hot chamber pot!

  44. 死神 | 12:25 pm |

    @jytou

    You’re probably thinking of “God Of Cookery” starring Stephen Chow. One of the food items featured there was called Pissing Beef Balls.

  45. huiray | 2:19 pm |

    @jytou, @死神 and @everyoneelse

    According to baidu (see here: http://baike.baidu.com/view/74751.htm) “pee beef balls – “撒尿牛丸” – has a (quote): “long history of traditional Chinese cuisine”.

    (Use Google translate (http://translate.google.com/) if one does not read Chinese but wish to get a sense of what the article says)

  46. jjay | 11:58 am |

    Juan Manuel Marquez’ favorite breakfast.

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