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posted on 4 Jun 2013 in Books/Magazines, Chinglish

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  1. Jonnytbone | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I thing Robim Wimmiams was in that movie.

  2. DrLex | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    I English
    You English
    We all English

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Then it cans speak Englishly!

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    It is 101nd day and I only Engrish

  5. GwydionM | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Half League, Half League, Half League
    Into Valley Death
    Rides Six Hundred
    (Bloody Fools).

    We also English poet nicely.

  6. jjhitt | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Repeat after me: “We are not amuuuuuuuused.”

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmmm… the ”Dead Pets Society” movie rip-off?

  8. Big Fat Cat | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In China, everything has to be politically correct.

  9. SF | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Better to be correctly English than incorrectly American, chaps.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    This book is nearly 90 years old! Click my name to see more.

  11. Ben | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You might want to try the full version. The short course doesn’t seem to be working.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Chapter 1: How to wear bowler hat.
    Chapter 2: What are scones?
    Chapter 3: Choosing correct beer to go with curry or fish-and-chips.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    By Georgely, I think you’ve got it!

  14. Pectolatra | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Correctly Engrish in one minute.

  15. jjhitt | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Droll
    Chapter 4: Driving on the wrong side of the road correctly.
    Chapter 5: Adding silent vowels.

  16. algernon | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Incorrectly written of course

  17. Droll not Troll | 6:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    @jjhitt: Mr Cholmondeley is not amused!

  18. Droll not Troll | 6:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Guaranteed to work as well as Guangxu’s Hundred Days’ Reform.

  19. Sparky | 7:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Author: Eriza Dorritle.

  20. Droll not Troll | 7:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Contains such useful phrases as:
    My rickshaw is full of eels.
    My nipples explode with delight.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    My Dairy:

    1th Day: Is Meet the Correctly English
    2rd Day: Is Look the Correctly English
    3nd Day:Is Feel the Correctly English
    .
    .
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    27st Day: Is ready the Correctly English
    .
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    53th Day: Is the same
    .
    .
    .
    82th Day: How to using Online Translations
    .
    .
    91nd Day: Random the Mix the Letters
    .
    100st Day: It correctedly falls through the window onto exploding bomb.

  22. J-Luke | 7:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Correct Li if he’s wrong…

  23. JohnZ | 12:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Correctly Google Translator in just a few minutes. And it works way better.

  24. Marum | 1:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Repeat after me:” Madam! Your Pomeranian just pissed on my leg.”

  25. jjhitt | 1:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I am from the Society and I have come to correct you. With English.

  26. Marum | 2:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you collect me with Engrish I may end up permanently damaged.

  27. Marum | 2:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫Whatever have they done to the old mother tongue?
    They have wrangled strangled mangled and abused it.♫

  28. Marum | 2:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In Correctly English, a double negative constitutes a superlative, unless it comes after c.

  29. Marum | 2:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT:

    There once was a man called Cholmondeley,
    Who sat in his office so glolmondeley,
    His boss said Gus,
    Why do you sit thus,
    So holmondeley, glolmondeley, dolmondeley.

  30. RT | 2:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    R.I.P. english society in china
    June 2013 – October 2013

  31. Marum | 4:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Correctly translates phrases like: Roy Orbison’s musical bum.

  32. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Just for comparison, how long does it take to correctly French?

    I’ve never bothered to time it myself.

  33. Quantum Deconstructer | 8:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Chapter 6: Let’s Verb!
    Chapter 7: What Are These Toilets?

  34. Doctor Q | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum:

    … what.

  35. Luc Borot | 11:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    C’rrec’, guvnah

  36. El_Shawn | 8:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Correctly english or hundred days dungeon.

  37. luo xiao min | 4:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is NOT Chinese.

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