Where Angelina met him

posted on 8 Jun 2013 in Menus

Thank you for our daily brad.

Photo courtesy of Galen Sather.
Found in Japan.

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 2  

    Also available: ARM & PITT

  2. algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    What no Janet

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Try it with some joliefish

  4. Tong | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    For dessert Jennifer & Angelina are available.

  5. Frank Burns | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Katie Curic is crossed off the Today Show.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    - I just want some Brad on Buttler, please

  7. GwydionM | 6:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Garlic Toast for those worried about vampires

  8. Pectolatra | 7:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I never knew Brad was so cheap.

  9. Pectolatra | 7:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not as awful as Troy & Brad.

  10. davonblr | 7:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Frank Burns, It’s because they needed more rice Ann Curry.

  11. Sparky | 8:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Sorry this is so long!
    A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. “Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?”
    His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, “I’ll display it to you. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you’ve learned.”
    The kid is puzzled, but he decides to see if he can figure out what his father means. He asks his mother, “Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?” His
    mother looks around slyly, and then with a little smile on her face says, “Don’t tell your father, but, yes, I would.”
    Then he goes to his sister’s room and asks her, “Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?” His sister looks up and says, “Omigod! Definitely!”
    The kid goes back to his father and says, “Dad, I think I’ve figured it out. Potentially, we’re sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we’re living with a couple of sluts.”

  12. Marum | 12:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Daily ehh? Lucky Angie.

  13. Marum | 12:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t know Condoleza (or however you spell it) had the hots for Brad.

    Must be the Pitts that he is married to Angie.

  14. Classic Steve | 12:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum: No, it’s Susan.

  15. mickeygreeneyes | 1:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Condolleezza and Angie’s husband? Wow! More tabloid fodder!

  16. Big Fat Cat | 1:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    and for your drink Annan Kofi.

  17. Marum | 2:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Mickey. Susan whom? You’ll have to spell it out for me. I live in Brissie we use XXXX cause we can’t even spell beer. LOOK! Bear X Bere X Bier X Bire X. See! That’s how you end up with 4 Xs.

  18. Marum | 2:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Mickey. Em orait wantok. Mi painim long “ninemsn search”.

    Tenkyu tru.

  19. Marum | 3:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry @Mickey it was for @Classic Steve

  20. Marum | 3:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Heck. Are all your political black ladies called Rice? Must be a large family.:wink:

  21. Marum | 3:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Damn.;) Bet this doesn’t work either.

  22. Marum | 3:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    :wink: :cry: HTML codes don’t work.

  23. Marum | 3:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Uhh! They do?

  24. spaghettimeatballs | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I prefer french fries with my Brad

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