Because convenience shouldn’t make sense

posted on 19 Jul 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

And you thought it was a mole…

Photo courtesy of Brianne Hughes.
Found in Seoul, Korea. 

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  1. Mick | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 29  Subtract rating 3  

    Good luck reaching it.

  2. Coffeebot | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 80  Subtract rating 0  

    Guess where we hid the faucet.

  3. algernon | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 2  

    So don’t make an arse of youself

  4. Tong | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 1  

    That’s why I couldn’t flush it before, I was turning in circles looking for the button.

  5. algernon | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 2  

    And the ashtray is where

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, that explains why I get flushed when I sit down.

  7. jjhitt | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 26  Subtract rating 0  

    “You have been ass-imilated.”

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 2  

    Wanna see my s-bend? 😈

  9. Pectolatra | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    I thought it was a tattoo.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes, I had it installed because I was tired of people pulling my chain!

  11. MICKEYGREENEYES | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Ladies Room sign: pleasure button is on your front side.

  12. MICKEYGREENEYES | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 5  

    Wait. Let me just feel back there . . . uh . . . I think this is it. Nope, just another piece of poop!

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    “Honest, Doc, I slipped and fell on it.”

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @MICKEYGREENEYES: Watch out for Klingons!

  15. DrLex | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    How ironical that a toilet seat is the only seat that will not automatically cause that button to be pushed when sitting down.

  16. Frank Burns | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    Talk about some hemarroids.

  17. Stopchicks | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    If that were on my backside, I’d be flush with embarrassment.

  18. DrLex | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    In capitalist Korea, toilet flushes you.

  19. Droll not Troll | 6:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Some people couldn’t find their toilet button with both hands.

  20. Sparky | 6:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 2  

    You put your backside in,
    You put your backside out;
    You put your backside in,
    And you shake it all about.
    You do the Hokey-Pokey,
    And you turn yourself around.
    That’s what it’s all about!

  21. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 1  

    Some parents teach their kids to call their body parts things like “belly button” and “toilet button”, but we prefer to use the proper anatomical terms.

  22. Big Fat Cat | 8:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 2  

    Warning Sign: Do not use cigarette butt on your toilet button.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Every time I press it, it goes ‘POO’

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    But we won’t tell you where’s the toilet bowl!

  25. Marum | 2:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s not a button, it’s a socket.

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    NOTE: Please don’t smoke to flush the toilet

  27. Marum | 3:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We mixed up the Toilet Bowl with a Ten Pin Bowl.
    We can assure you, it is not all beer and skittles.

  28. Marum | 4:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We supply Enterprise Toilet Paper. It goes round and round Uranus looking for Klingons.

  29. Mr. Wrong | 4:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Press the button and shoot the chute.

  30. iLock | 1:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Please wipe before pressing the flush button,
    or else you have to clean dirty hands for extra time.

  31. Jøshua | 1:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No cig butts in your back side.

  32. HankW | 10:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll never fall for THAT again!

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