Dolls or “action” figures?

posted on 29 Jul 2013 in Toys

Photo courtesy of Jered Roberts.
Mermaid dolls from China. 

32 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    I’m all akimbo

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |

    Hey, I’m a Doll called Baby. I’m not suitable under 3 years.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |

    Join baby to a plastic doll today! Let’s exciting!

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |

    Could you join yourself !!

  5. jjhitt | 4:23 am |

    Based on the story of the mermaid and the dike.

  6. Tong | 4:26 am |

    Of course it will be exciting, there will be three of us.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:28 am |

    I think they want to join that furniture aggregate fitment

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:38 am |

    Whatever happened to Baby Join?

  9. pasdrole | 5:44 am |

    It’s Mermaid Brothel House Barbi, and she comes with friends! Come to their whore house under the sea. Pimp Daddy Ken sold separately.

  10. Pectolatra | 6:17 am |

    Underwater threesome sounds exciting.
    Having sex with a mermaid sounds creepy.

  11. GwydionM | 7:02 am |

    Teach lesbianism to your little girl. Then you won’t have to worry about teenage pregnancies!

  12. Timmy | 7:11 am |

    Baby, have you a joint, it will be even less exciting!

  13. Sparky | 8:10 am |

    Nazi mermaids? Heil.

  14. Marum | 8:28 am |

    The trouble with Mermaids is; They’re not fish enough to eat, and not woman enough to f—-.

  15. Marum | 8:28 am |

    Mermaids! As the Indian said:

    HOW??

  16. Take2 | 8:50 am |

    Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

  17. Marum | 9:17 am |

    In a 20th floor apartment lived Trent,
    To whom an inflatable girlie doll was sent,
    When its big toe blew,
    Out the window they flew,
    And instead of coming he went.

  18. Marum | 9:20 am |

    @Algermon. I’m a bit hands on lips myself. :devil:

  19. Marum | 9:21 am |

    😉

  20. Biff the Understudy | 10:41 am |

    Oh, so they come pre-inflated?

  21. Lobo | 10:55 am |

    we’ll make beautiful guppies

  22. Marum | 10:57 am |

    @BTU. NO. You have to pump them up. :/)

  23. Marum | 11:01 am |

    Due to a deflation hazard, our dolls are not suitable for anyone over 10.

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:40 pm |

    Watch out for the vase – it’s getting exciting!

  25. Chuck | 1:46 pm |

    @Marum:
    Pucker up…
    http://www.bobrivers.com/#v8610

  26. RT | 2:02 pm |

    but i am not a merman. MERMAN!

  27. Bob T | 9:08 pm |

    Why do they call it ‘foreplay’ when only three people are involved?

  28. iLock | 10:44 pm |

    But baby, me have already joined the Engrish club :)

  29. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |

    @ Marum: Strangely, the word that generates the devil emoticon is “twisted”, with the quotes replaced by colons, of course.

  30. Lollerskate | 8:30 pm |

    They just want to become Merwomen!

  31. kfk | 1:33 pm |

    it must be the armpits thing

  32. Chucktown | 4:47 am |

    We making dinner duck 3way

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