Dolls or “action” figures?

posted on 29 Jul 2013 in Toys

Photo courtesy of Jered Roberts.
Mermaid dolls from China. 

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m all akimbo

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, I’m a Doll called Baby. I’m not suitable under 3 years.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Join baby to a plastic doll today! Let’s exciting!

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Could you join yourself !!

  5. jjhitt | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Based on the story of the mermaid and the dike.

  6. Tong | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Of course it will be exciting, there will be three of us.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I think they want to join that furniture aggregate fitment

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Whatever happened to Baby Join?

  9. pasdrole | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s Mermaid Brothel House Barbi, and she comes with friends! Come to their whore house under the sea. Pimp Daddy Ken sold separately.

  10. Pectolatra | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Underwater threesome sounds exciting.
    Having sex with a mermaid sounds creepy.

  11. GwydionM | 7:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Teach lesbianism to your little girl. Then you won’t have to worry about teenage pregnancies!

  12. Timmy | 7:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Baby, have you a joint, it will be even less exciting!

  13. Sparky | 8:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    Nazi mermaids? Heil.

  14. Marum | 8:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    The trouble with Mermaids is; They’re not fish enough to eat, and not woman enough to f—-.

  15. Marum | 8:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Mermaids! As the Indian said:

    HOW??

  16. Take2 | 8:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

  17. Marum | 9:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    In a 20th floor apartment lived Trent,
    To whom an inflatable girlie doll was sent,
    When its big toe blew,
    Out the window they flew,
    And instead of coming he went.

  18. Marum | 9:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Algermon. I’m a bit hands on lips myself. :devil:

  19. Marum | 9:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    😉

  20. Biff the Understudy | 10:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, so they come pre-inflated?

  21. Lobo | 10:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    we’ll make beautiful guppies

  22. Marum | 10:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @BTU. NO. You have to pump them up. :/)

  23. Marum | 11:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Due to a deflation hazard, our dolls are not suitable for anyone over 10.

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Watch out for the vase – it’s getting exciting!

  25. Chuck | 1:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum:
    Pucker up…
    http://www.bobrivers.com/#v8610

  26. RT | 2:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    but i am not a merman. MERMAN!

  27. Bob T | 9:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Why do they call it ‘foreplay’ when only three people are involved?

  28. iLock | 10:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    But baby, me have already joined the Engrish club :)

  29. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Marum: Strangely, the word that generates the devil emoticon is “twisted”, with the quotes replaced by colons, of course.

  30. Lollerskate | 8:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    They just want to become Merwomen!

  31. kfk | 1:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    it must be the armpits thing

  32. Chucktown | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We making dinner duck 3way

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