For sitness

posted on 18 Jul 2013 in Chinglish, Toys

Itis for the children!

Photo courtesy of Jennifer Braun.
Toy imported from China. 

36 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |

    Pure awesomement!

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |

    CAUTION: Don’t swallow a gif unless it’s larger than 2 MB.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |

    We see what you wrote but we know what you ment.

  4. algernon | 4:11 am |

    So where does the fireplace fit in.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    From the factory of Senor Gifis.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    @algernon: Actually, the fireplace is the only part that qualifies as a fitment. 😉

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |

    Children, please don’t leave the toys on the floor. If daddy steps on one he’ll throw a fitment!

  8. JohnZ | 4:24 am |

    Its official website is a geocities page where you can appreciate all those gifs in their glory.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:26 am |

    Fireplacement made by ‘Toys’R’Gifs

  10. Big Fat Cat | 4:29 am |

    Ideal for a game of poker around the fireplace.

  11. jjhitt | 4:39 am |

    Aggregate, my foot. That’s a homogenous organic polymer.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:40 am |

    I wonder why children over 3 years aren’t allowed to choke on small parts?!

  13. jjhitt | 4:41 am |

    If no fitment, then duct-tapement.

  14. coffeebot | 4:46 am |

    Under 3, choking hazard. Over 3, puking.

  15. DrLex | 5:25 am |

    Instructions for use:
    1. Place all fitments into blender
    2. Blend for 60 seconds at maximum power
    3. Enjoy your furniture aggregate.

  16. DrLex | 5:26 am |

    If I would have been shown this welcome gift, I would have crawled straight back into the womb.

  17. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:59 am |

    So what color cement would this look best with for my new patio?

  18. Chuck | 6:24 am |

    It’s a fitment of your imagination.

  19. Sparky | 6:53 am |

    Who gets the hot seat?

  20. Nonsuch Ned | 9:24 am |

    Gotta aggregate them all!

  21. GwydionM | 10:01 am |

    Fitment for a princessment

  22. bill | 11:50 am |

    I can’t wait for the bedroom aggregate to hit the market.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:15 pm |

    Each frame of this gif contains at least 30% of uncompressed virtual plastic.

  24. EffEff | 12:27 pm |

    Fitments or fatments?

  25. Marum | 12:47 pm |

    Aggregate is rocks. Does this mean you need to be stoned to appreciate this toy?

  26. Marum | 12:49 pm |

    I know! Furniture made from aggregate. Sort of like the Flintstone’s house.

  27. Marum | 12:49 pm |

    Furniture aggregate. From the House of Flintstone.

  28. Marum | 1:07 pm |

    Isn’t it preferable to choke your children before they reach 3 years?

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:41 pm |

    fit·ment
    [fit-muhnt]
    noun
    1.
    furniture.
    2.
    capability of children of exaggregating with fireplace

    Example: ”Sweetie, please don’t exaggregate with fire, you’ll burn the fitment!”

  30. NoizeBomb | 3:16 pm |

    Pity that the furniture aggregate will be used for furniture cement.

  31. Marum | 4:22 pm |

    I prefer a jpeg to a gif.

  32. pikapal | 4:42 pm |

    This is so funny I just saw that toy set at a dollar store last week!

  33. Bob T | 4:59 pm |

    Endorsed by Chairman Mao.

  34. Lollerskate | 1:26 pm |

    Fireplace. Probably the only place no one would ever care to fit in. (Unless you like that sort of thing)

  35. Marum | 4:37 pm |

    Made from BPA free PVC. So your children can gnaw on it to their heart’s content.

  36. Chucktown | 8:03 am |

    Aggregate? We all know the fireplace has the only sustainable GDP out of the group.

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