Friendly elevator reminder

posted on 9 Jul 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

No nakeds, Elevator STD too!

Photo courtesy of Xiamara Hohman.
Found in a dormitory in Jinhua, Zhejiang, China. 

48 captions

  1. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Get noticed get civilisation

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |

    No riding, elevator goes up too!

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |

    There’s a movie about it, I think it’s ”Married with Elevators”

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    Don’t paste in the elevator. Stick it where the sun don’t shie.

  5. Rm | 4:16 am |

    This elevator is designed upon Newton’s 3rd law of motion..

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |

    If you spite the elevator, it will get down and dirty.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |

    Don’t fart in this elevator. You really don’t want to know what it does about that!

  8. jjhitt | 4:30 am |

    Hey! You in bearskin loincloth! Stairs for you buddy!

  9. jjhitt | 4:33 am |

    I stayed here once. It’s expensive. They bill you for the Elevator’s therapy.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:35 am |

    An elevator gets electrical pains ……………..
    50 or 60 hurts. 😎

  11. jjhitt | 4:36 am |

    “Well, Clarice – have the elevators stopped screaming?”

  12. Big Fat Cat | 4:38 am |

    I play the game Civilization from my laptop at home. I don’t play it in the elevator.

  13. DrLex | 5:08 am |

    No scoring. Only losers allowed in elevator.

  14. Frank Burns | 5:11 am |

    This place was O.K. It hads its ups and downs.

  15. DrLex | 5:15 am |

    It is obvious why the Roman empire collapsed. They did not have painful, dirty, shy elevators.

  16. Frank Burns | 5:17 am |

    Shouts in Chinese!!!!! (wispers in english)

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:23 am |

    – Up or down, Sir?
    – Right!

  18. Dervrak | 5:25 am |

    Love in an elevator
    Livin’ it up when I’m goin’ down
    Love in an elevator
    Lovin’ it up till I hit the ground

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:35 am |

    ( No Engrishing, Elevator creatives too!)

  20. Chuck | 5:40 am |

    So many buttons to push !

  21. Tong | 6:02 am |

    Correction: It was a typo. The last line should be,
    No passing, Elevator shits too.

  22. Tong | 6:37 am |

    Correction: It was typo. The last line should be,
    (No passing, Elevator shits too!)

  23. jjhitt | 6:51 am |

    No buffing, Elevator shines too!

  24. Peter | 7:15 am |

    No elevatoring. Just lift that stupid reminder !

  25. Tong | 7:29 am |

    No lifting, Elevator goes down too!

  26. WorrierPrincess | 7:34 am |

    “If you score us, do we not pain? And if you spite us, do we not dirty?”
    – Shie-lock –

  27. Big Fat Cat | 7:45 am |

    No money! Elevator shut you out!

  28. Mark | 8:45 am |

    ”maximum 7 billion persons (490 billion kg)”

  29. iLock | 9:32 am |

    What goes up…must also bring you down too.

  30. iLock | 9:38 am |

    I asked to go up to the 1st floor; not to be ‘one-upped’ by the elevator.

  31. iLock | 9:45 am |

    ♫ The floor will come to you at last
    When civilization are one and one is all
    To be arise and not to roll
    And she’s riding a elevator of confusion ♫

  32. iLock | 9:47 am |

    No hinting, elevator make anagram of own name too, leave rot!

  33. Marum | 9:52 am |

    If I’m scoring in the elevator, I could care less that it is shie.

  34. Classic Steve | 1:05 pm |

    In communist China, elevator rides TOO!

  35. Sparky | 1:13 pm |

    No whistling. Elevator will whistle the first seven notes of ‘It’s a Small World’ incessantly.

  36. Lollerskate | 2:45 pm |

    No barbarians, elevator xenophobes too!

  37. Marum | 4:33 pm |

    Our elevator will go down for you.

  38. Marum | 4:37 pm |

    The degree of civilization is defined by its elevators.

  39. Marum | 4:39 pm |

    The longest journey starts with a single elevator. (Mao Tse Dung)

  40. Marum | 4:40 pm |

    Do not naked in elevator, it is very shie.

  41. Marum | 4:43 pm |

    Bacon will cure this.

  42. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:12 am |

    Found in the Meier building.

  43. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:12 am |

    You can judge a civilization by the way it treats its elevators.

  44. EffEff | 3:27 pm |

    @Sparky: Now that’s elevator music!

  45. gonovox928 | 6:50 am |

    No gaming, elevator loses too!

  46. HankW | 10:33 pm |

    Civilization, if you spite me, do I not dirty? If you paste me, do I not shy?

  47. Cindi | 1:06 am |

    Note to self: foreigners need to be constantly reminded as well. They may score, spit or past, but certainly don’t pain, dirty or shie!

  48. Artie | 10:41 am |

    No spiting the elevator! It’s very sensitive.

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